not so fat matt..

you're using the wrong kind of soap...

My bloke has been using imperial leather for 15 years.. and it never fails..

When he goes to bed it's rock hard and standing up

and when he wakes up it's still standing to attention and rock hard!!

[QUOTE=RIOTACT]

When he goes to bed it's rock hard and standing up

and when he wakes up it's still standing to attention and rock hard!![/QUOTE]

:naughty:

Imperial leather - it's shampoo viagra!!!

Haha

:naughty:

[QUOTE=Retarded Chipple]Can someone recommend me a decent name for my band? Our influences are: 4ft Fingers, Consumed, Rancid, The Offspring, NOFX etc. (I started this as a thread a few days ago but it got closed cos it was dumb!) Thanks[/QUOTE]
Pun someone in the band's name! My band's name is Ban the King because the drummer's name is Dan King, and when he wrote it, it looked like Ban King and thus, a name was born!

[QUOTE=RIOTACT]not so fat matt..

you're using the wrong kind of soap...

My bloke has been using imperial leather for 15 years.. and it never fails..

When he goes to bed it's rock hard and standing up

and when he wakes up it's still standing to attention and rock hard!![/QUOTE]


soap is soap, and im pretty certain i have tried imperial leather, anyway, soap is no good on coloured hair as it bleaches it.

my mohawk has been up since thursday or friday.

how does the rythm guitar player from crass get his sound (sorry if its been mentioned, i didnt read the whole thing)

by having really bad equipment?

no one wants to sound like crass.

[QUOTE=RIOTACT]not so fat matt..

you're using the wrong kind of soap...

My bloke has been using imperial leather for 15 years.. and it never fails..

[B]When he goes to bed it's rock hard and standing up [/B]

and when he wakes up it's still standing to attention and rock hard!![/QUOTE]
:naughty: Oh yeh behbeh!

I'm eating lunchables.

diyXcore

As for names, call yourself Sonic Death Monkey

Those are DIY, you make your own little pizzas.

how do you straighten your hair if its really curly

[QUOTE=me likes punk]how do you straighten your hair if its really curly[/QUOTE]



straighting comb or a straighting perm....



or as i say nigga perm...

[QUOTE=DrGolovaCroxby]ruby is a color, soho is a place (south hollywood)[/QUOTE]

yeah i kinda had that thought... Soho is also the seedy red light district of london, i thought maybe it was about that (ruby = red = red light district etc)

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]I'm eating lunchables.

diyXcore

As for names, call yourself Sonic Death Monkey[/QUOTE]
Lunchables are soo good. :lol:

[QUOTE=thenotsofatmatt]by having really bad equipment?

no one wants to sound like crass.[/QUOTE]
:lol: that made me laugh.

[QUOTE=RIOTACT]you know nothing!!

you use soap.. imperial leather - cause it foams up the best.. I dries hard, lasts for days.. and the bar will last for months[/QUOTE]

I tried soap, worked like a charm. It was really hard to put up at first, but i put a handfull of cheap *** gel in make it thicker, and it worked perfect, stayed up all day except one of them, so i just went into the Carl's Jr. bathroom and put it up again.

One question, i heard repeatably using soap gives you dandruff?

Soap is ****....and I tried Imperial Leather when I had my hawk,can't go past hairspray.

Your obviously not doing it properly!!

My bloke's been using it for 15 years and it's never floppy..

and yes funnily enough his name is: Dan Druff!!

look, no one thinks soap is better, everyone has tried, has dan ever actually tried hairpsray?

i reccomend he goes and gets some of this and let's see [url]http://www.wilkouk.com/products/product.asp?sku=68050[/url]

[QUOTE=thenotsofatmatt]look, no one thinks soap is better, everyone has tried, has dan ever actually tried hairpsray?

i reccomend he goes and gets some of this and let's see [url]http://www.wilkouk.com/products/product.asp?sku=68050[/url][/QUOTE]

of course he has but he can't stand smelling like an old woman and it works out too expensive.. he's tried everything but he always goes back to imperial leather..

haha, hairspray isnt at all expensive.

anyway, rock hard mohawks arnt to good.

i personally use VO5 mega hold gel spray.. that works like a charm if your mohawk is over 8 inches long... but that dries rock hard...

of you've got curly hair it dries dead straight too...

the only i ever have a rock hard mohawk is if i want it to stay up for days, such as when i went to wasted :)

so your a just a part time punk and a full time floppy then?!

[QUOTE=thenotsofatmatt]it varies, my mate can hold his phone up to a speaker and record a song, then use it as a ringtone.[/QUOTE]

theres a way to do it but its hard to do. first you have to have a data cable and phone manager software on your computer, something like nokia pc suite or oxygen phone manager. then you download a program that converts mp3 into another format which you then have to put through another program to convert it into a midi file so that its compatible... its alot of work really so your better off recording it onto your phone from the speakers but try to go for songs with clear parts n not so much distortion for best results

ive used that VO5 stuff before even though my hawk wasnt over 8inches (only about 5)and it kept my spikes straight for a couple days but i eventually got sick of doin it and just grew it out...thinkin of doing it all again soon though

Used to use Schwarzkopf Silhouette (black label) hair spray,kept my hawk up 2 days if done well,was about 9 inches before I cut it off.

[QUOTE=Ihatehate]straighting comb or a straighting perm....



or as i say nigga perm...[/QUOTE]

i know a girl who tried getting one of those, but her hair was back to being super curly like 2 days later.