Dude, not cool.

But your avatar says it all...

who takes avatar's seriously?

rofl

i'm off guys. good night all :wave:

[QUOTE=Monticello;15423741]who takes avatar's seriously?[/QUOTE]

I do.

More like who doesn't take avatars seriously?

True true. I needed a new one anyway.

Anyone know what penalties can come with lying about age for a job?

You can get fired for lying on your resume, but it's all up to the employer.

EDIT: idk if it's a resume or not, but I would guess it's the same deal.

Even legal-wise?

i.e. 17 year old lying to get a job you have to be 18 to hold?

Hypothetical question by the way >_>

[QUOTE=Deth;15423186]You want to be a math teacher right?[/QUOTE]


yeah, im going to start my education classes next quarter. my girlfriend and i are both going to be high school teacher, but she'll be doing english. next fall quarter we are planning on studying abroad in Australia for the quarter. we don't know which school though

why do you want to teach

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15423813]Even legal-wise?

i.e. 17 year old lying to get a job you have to be 18 to hold?

Hypothetical question by the way >_>[/QUOTE]

Nah, I don't think it's a legal issue at all.

[QUOTE=Deth;15423837]Nah, I don't think it's a legal issue at all.[/QUOTE]

If they know your SSN though they could easily access your age though. That's my worry.

[QUOTE=Eliminator;15423836]why do you want to teach[/QUOTE]

i've always been really good at helping kids understand math and i find it to be something i really enjoy. plus i want to coach volleyball and/or basketball. where i live, if my girlfriend and i both get our masters and teach either in the Corona/Norco or Anaheim school district, we will make a combined $125,000 a year starting off. you get great benefits and insurance as well

You'll get fired, and have a bad reference.

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15423841]If they know your SSN though they could easily access your age though. That's my worry.[/QUOTE]

The worst they can do is not hire you, so you might as well just try it.

[QUOTE=jrowa001;15423848]i've always been really good at helping kids understand math and i find it to be something i really enjoy. plus i want to coach volleyball and/or basketball. where i live, if my girlfriend and i both get our masters and teach either in the Corona/Norco or Anaheim school district, we will make a combined $125,000 a year starting off. you get great benefits and insurance as well[/QUOTE]

**** that sounds awesome.

[QUOTE=Skyler;15423854]The worst they can do is not hire you, so you might as well just try it.[/QUOTE]
Hmm, not a bad idea I guess. I just don't want to end up with fines and ****.

Fines for what? Last time I checked, lying wasn't against the law, unless it's to the police or if you're in court.

I just had the most delicious sandwich from a German deli here in Orange. It was so flavorful and fresh.

i found out that my mass comm teacher was one of the guys running damage control for bill clinton during the monica lewinsky thing.

so i guess that explains why he has such tenure at my school.

[QUOTE=jrowa001;15423848]i've always been really good at helping kids understand math and i find it to be something i really enjoy. plus i want to coach volleyball and/or basketball. where i live, if my girlfriend and i both get our masters and teach either in the Corona/Norco or Anaheim school district, we will make a combined $125,000 a year starting off. you get great benefits and insurance as well[/QUOTE]

Good luck getting a job after getting your master's.

[QUOTE=pate;15423978]Good luck getting a job after getting your master's.[/QUOTE]

and paying of your debt.

shot through the heart and your too late!

classic rock radio rules

The CR stations down here have been playing the same songs for the past few years. I cannot turn on a CR station and not want to puke.

Typical classic rock radio playlist:

Stairway To Heaven
Highway To Hell

I'm tired. :(

[QUOTE=Kage;15423289]haha. Is it me or is that the second time you've made time with a stripper?[/QUOTE]

Eh, that was my third time at a strip club. :p

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15424101]I'm tired. :([/QUOTE]
[I]One two three
She's a real left winger 'cause she been down south
And held peasants in her arms
She said "I could tell you a story that could make you cry"
"What about you?"
I said "Me too"
"I could tell you a story that will make you cry"
And she sighed "Ah"
I said "I wanna be a singer like Lou Reed"
"I like Lou Reed" she said sticking her tongue in my ear
"Let's go, let's sit, let's talk"
"Politics go so good with beer"
"And while we're at it baby, why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears?"
I said "Loosing my penis to a whore with disease"
"Just kidding" I said
"Losing my life to a whore with disease"
She said "Excuse me please?"
I said "Losing my life to a whore with disease"
I said "Please... I'm a humble guy with a healthy desire"
"Don't give me no **** because..."[/I]