I dont own any collared shirts
/owned

You're too hardcore for them anyway.

You could have just linked us to your scrob. :lol:

Gilmour- Where've you been as of late?

[url=http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/DrJakeDestructo]Since Lord Abortion whored his, here's mine[/url] :p

[url]http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/DancinMan/[/url]

Hasn't been updated since the 23rd.

Jake - Last ngiht was great. So much peace and philosophical discussion. I'm totally a faux philosoph

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]You could have just linked us to your scrob. :lol:
[/QUOTE]
apologies.. will do that in future...

I have a fun joke for you all-

Scientific research has proved conclusively that Tom Cruise's semen contains vast quantities of helium




well how else is Katie holmes' voice so squeaky?

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Gilmour- Where've you been as of late?
[/QUOTE]

Ive been working a lot during the day so I can get a pimped out computer to play games/record on. At night I am either playing guild wars, or I am hanging out with friends.(That reminds me, I need to get of those fireworks in the trunk of my car before my dad finds them....) That leaves little time for mx. But once I get my own computer, I will probably be on a lot more.

Hahahahhaha that was good.


/Katie Holmes is hot but maybe I just think so because she looks like she's in high school still.

I actually lol'd when Moses just randomly came in and was all "I JUST WANT MY GF'S BOOOOOBS" when we were having this deep discussion.

I was comparing our scrob stats, and it's funny. You have played way more tracks than me, but your most played band only have 70 something, but whereas I have 425ish tracks played by Tool. :-/ It shows how acute my music taste is. :p

Either that, or I just listen to Tool way too much. /fanboy

Ehh..Katie Holmes is sort of hot, but she looks a lot younger than she is.

[url]http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/UK_Wildheart/[/url]

:lol: My village of about 3,000 people just had a rock festival, it was suprisingly good.

[QUOTE=Gilmour]I dont own any collared shirts
/owned[/QUOTE]
Same here

[QUOTE=MXican]
:lol: My village of about 3,000 people just had a rock festival, it was suprisingly good.
[/QUOTE]

Our town just had one too. They are raising money for a community recording studio :cool:. there was a kick a[I]s[/I]s Beatles cover band there.

bollocks to it, I still can't get into tool!

I know they are good, but just don't get that feeling I get from other bands, like if I listen to surrounded or wait for sleep by dream theater and am nearly moved to tears or I get that massive jolt of emotion from countless Iced earth songs

I WILL keep trying though

Sarge, have you whored your forum any yet?

@ your stats- Da[B][I][/I][/B]mn, you really like Hurt. :lol: Such an awesome song, though I've only heard Reznor's version on the radio.

Lord Abortion- What have you heard by them?

Ha at Miserlou. My guitar teacher is obsessed with that song.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Sarge, have you whored your forum any yet?

@ your stats- Da[B][I][/I][/B]mn, you really like Hurt. :lol: Such an awesome song, though I've only heard Reznor's version on the radio.

Lord Abortion- What have you heard by them?[/QUOTE]
Yes I really like that song and no to be honest I can't be assed with trying out another forum.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Lord Abortion- What have you heard by them?[/QUOTE]
46&2, lateralus, euology and parabola

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]46&2, lateralus, euology and parabola[/QUOTE]
Buy/download [I]Lateralus[/I] and then just keep on listening to it. Brilliant album :thumb:

*Watching glastonbury*

If Coldplay don't play shiver, Imma go and kill someone :)

Nin's Hurt > Cash's Hurt

Reznors voice is 100% perfect for that song.

[QUOTE=MXican]Buy/download [I]Lateralus[/I] and then just keep on listening to it. Brilliant album :thumb:[/QUOTE]

Aenima is a better starter album.

Jake- Oh..:-/

Abortion- Ehh, that's a good list of songs. Try Stinkfist, and maybe some of their darker older stuff from Undertow. 4 degrees, Prison Sex, and Part of Me are all great tracks from their first 2 releases.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]46&2, lateralus, euology and parabola[/QUOTE]

Those are actually among their best songs, really. Parabol/parabola (the first track is sort of an intro to the next) is my favorite Tool song of all.

I wouldn't say Parabol/a is my favorite Tool song, but it contains by far the best solo by Jones. It's nothing technical at all, but it's just a very great solo. Gotta love the pinch harmonics at the end. :p

I think the last 6 songs I've learned on guitar have been by Tool.

Part of Me
Sober
Ticks & Leeches
Lateralus
Stinkfist
46&2

fanboyism++

I willdo, like I said, I will keep trying

Actually, before you get all those, why don't you check out Ticks& Leeches. The drumming is exceptional on that song, and Maynard does some of the most wicked screaming on that song. It took him 3 weeks before he fully recovered from recording it, and he refuses to sing it live. There is a lame 3 minute segue in the middle, but other than that, the song is extraordinary. It would probably suit your tastes more, too. :)

We should have Tool discussion counted as spam. <-<

[QUOTE=Superpeer]We should have Tool discussion counted as spam. <-<[/QUOTE]
I guess you are right in a way, this discussion should be in the Tool thread.

And yes, I realised you were joking

[QUOTE=Superpeer]We should have Tool discussion counted as spam. <-<[/QUOTE]

Or you can ban everyone talking about tool, and have another "accident" where every banned account gets deleted :eek:

NOOOO- i wasn't talking

/changes subject

you know those girls who have no Idea how beautiful or sought after they are?

:( why all the tool hating?

And jake, they do play ticks live sometimes, I don't know how it is performed. It hink maynard dirnks some strange liquid before performing.

At least it was something constructive, unlike these posts. :angry:

Jelle- Ban anyone dumb lately?

/runs out of ideas to ressurect thread

Rob- I heard that they did it, but he used some wierd synthesizer effect so that it sounded like he was screaming, but it was actually a computer or something. Meh.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]NOOOO- i wasn't talking

/changes subject

you know those girls who have no Idea how beautiful or sought after they are?[/QUOTE]

Yeah you make it perfectly clear to them how much you like them, they still moan about themselves all the time. Then they go and screw you in the arse by making out with some dude at their school prom...

see L+R for emo rant.

At least you got screwed in the arse...

wait..

Literal thinking minus minus

I had the same thing happen to me recently. I've told Madey and Ray, so I don't really feel like telling it again, but it's about the same scenario. Actually, almost the nearly exactly the same scenario...Except it wasn't prom, it was a different school dance. :p

And what did you do about it?

i mean I'm telling her how amazing she is and she doesn't believe me!!!

Everyone going to go check out my Jazz Metal thread? Amit has entered which should make things interesting as he is the man.

Haha, I was just joking, guys. Talk about Tool all you want,, it's better than spam. I just dislike Tool, quite a bit.

Please explain the dislike 'peer... :)

They're boring and egocentric, duh. :rolleyes:

Hey, I posted more in depth on your/our in the L&R. :) I included some advice as well.

Oh, and what I did about it: Me and her still talk on an untimely basis, but I told her that because we're so much alike, it wouldn't have worked out anyways.

/has no balls

What I want to tell her: I still like her, I will probably like her for a while, and if she ever wants to just hook up, hey, I'm down.

/has no heart

Yeha, thanks :)

My flatmate kept a steady line of "Tool's music is contrived and pretentious" throughout the whole year, but I'm pretty sure he hadn't actually heard much by them. He kept insisting their music was only there as a vehicle for them to show off their virtuosic brilliance on their instruments, and his views on what is and is not pretentious I tend to discount anyway.

I can't say they are virtuosic, with the exception of danny.

Pretentious and contrived don't exactly sound like insults. I love the way tools music is contrived and structured with all these deep meanings that people can look into etc...

He obviously hadn't heard them much, as he proclaimed them all as virtuosos. :rolleyes:

Either way, that would have nothing to do with their music being pretentious, would it? How can music be pretentious!?!