sounds like a good plan, you're traveling a lot lol. H&H plays on 26th or 27th I think.

tempted to troll this fat chick on facebook who posted "has finally learnt that skinny girls are bitches and women who are more curvey are the most beautiful people!"

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17965985]tempted to troll this fat chick on facebook who posted "skinny girls are bitches and women who are more curvey are beautiful"[/QUOTE]

how fat are we talking here ?

can't seem to really chase my chubby chasing ways off

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the one on the right she can be a major bitch sometimes

I remember once she was stalking me on here and I made a thread where I posted her myspace and everyone made fun of her and she sent me an angry email

How the **** did she find you on here ?

And god damn she's not just a little chubby (which I like) but she's a beached ****ing whale.

[QUOTE=Ventriloquist;17965981]sounds like a good plan, you're traveling a lot lol. H&H plays on 26th or 27th I think.[/QUOTE]

june or july? either way i probably won't be able to make it

Raspy I'm still planning on swimming across the Bosphorus Strait.

haha i wouldnt advise it, istanbul's a city of 14+ million people, most of whom think nothing of throwing anything into the water

whoa, thats mad ****ed up

I'm a real man. The water will purify when it hits my body.

[QUOTE=rasputin;17965996]haha i wouldnt advise it, istanbul's a city of 14+ million people, most of whom think nothing of throwing anything into the water[/QUOTE]

sounds like india

ugh

[QUOTE=Aaron;17966000]I'm a real man. The water will purify when it hits my body.[/QUOTE]

thrash the poison out of the h2o

no turkey's a lot cleaner than india, nor as crowded

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17965990]How the **** did she find you on here ?

And god damn she's not just a little chubby (which I like) but she's a beached ****ing whale.[/QUOTE]

i linked her to a review I wrote once, and she decided to go into the forums and start regularly reading my posts without telling me. I made a reference to her one time as some fat chick who keeps hitting on me and she got pissy.

she has found me on other forums too, following me around and bumping year old threads completely off topic about some **** we did last week.

Stalkerzzzzz

You'll have to murder her, Haz. There's no other way.

she sounds like quite the winner

this was 3-4 years ago

she moved cities to become a nutritionist and I don't see her anymore

she's probably reading this haz

so here's a message to the porker

curvy girls who are pretty are attractive

but if you're an ugly fat bitch then urgh you might as well become a lesbian

and not the good kind

Lol, has she lost some weight since she became a nutritionist?

Anyway, I'm going to a festival, since it's the Dutch independence day today. Cheers. :chug:

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17966018]this was 3-4 years ago

she moved cities to become a nutritionist and I don't see her anymore[/QUOTE]

obese nutritionist?! HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

i always laugh when girls dont find love with guys so they become lesbians and they still dont have any luck so they kill themselves

eww butch lezzos

[QUOTE=Mornwyrd;17966021]Lol, has she lost some weight since she became a nutritionist?[/QUOTE]

nope, lol

she always used to talk about food obsessively too it was lulzy

i always get pissed off when girls think that if they're unhappy they need to find someone to love them

because they usually end up making things really awkward for whoever they end up dating because they're trying too hard to force a situation that needs time to flourish

****ing fat needy girls man

MANNN

i know this girl who's absolutely beautiful, like one of the most intense physical attractions i've ever had, but holy **** is she needy

and she just like ruins every relationship she's in because she just whines about how nobody loves her and it's like dude, this guy's here trying to like be your guy and you're whining about how some dude you dated 3 years ago didn't love you

girlz are dumb guys

Me and this girl I've been kinda seeing, are having somewhat similar issues, she just think she's going to hurt me if we get really serious.

I'll win her round though. I have that tr00 english charm down to a T.

[quote=2muchket!;17966041]Me and this girl I've been kinda seeing, are having somewhat similar issues, she just think she's going to hurt me if we get really serious.

I'll win her round though. I have that tr00 english charm down to a T.[/quote]
hi5 good work man

Don't care if I have to be a lone wolf the rest of my life, bitches ain't ****.

That and breaking her hipster ex in two will achieve a great deal. Worst guy, srsly.

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17966041]Me and this girl I've been kinda seeing, are having somewhat similar issues, she just think she's going to hurt me if we get really serious.

I'll win her round though. I have that tr00 english charm down to a T.[/QUOTE]

speaking quickly with immeasurable amounts of metaphors and similes to the point that nobody knows wtf you're saying?

as long as we understand it we dont care if anyone else does

That and flashing a crooked, wry smile every now and then.

I could clean up over in 'murikaaaaa with this ****.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKlbBgQHPqo&feature=related[/url]

these women are so artsy and free spirited omg

i asked this girl if she had been raped before and she was like "not really"

i always ask girls that cause it seems everyone just gets raped nowadays

a girl once told me she was raped

all i could say was 'oh really that must've sucked'

i think she was lying though

Women are more pathetic than ever.

It's awesome when people lie about stuff like.