[QUOTE=Tyr;16083057]In Norway or in the US?[/QUOTE]

When I lived in Norway. My first serious girlfriend was Swedish.

My first serious girlfriend was your mom.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16083063]When I lived in Norway. My first serious girlfriend was Swedish.[/QUOTE]

I have never dated a Swedish girl and I've been living here all my life.

[QUOTE=dei;16083071]My first serious girlfriend was your mom.[/QUOTE]

oh snap

[QUOTE=dei;16083071]My first serious girlfriend was your mom.[/QUOTE]

My first serious girlfriend was the girl in red from Schindler's List.

my first serious girlfriend was a girl

at least i think she was

My first serious giflfriend was the internet.

my first serious girlfriend was a bitch and probably a bad decision

[QUOTE=Liebensaft;16083704]my first serious girlfriend was a bitch and probably a bad decision[/QUOTE]

This goes for pretty much everyone. Ever.

[QUOTE=dei;16083071]My first serious girlfriend was your mom.[/QUOTE]

dad :(

[QUOTE=YourBiggestFan;16083720]This goes for pretty much everyone. Ever.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I guess so. I feel better about when I realize how stupid everybody is when they're young.

[QUOTE=Boilermaker;16083693]My first serious giflfriend was the internet.[/QUOTE]

me2

me 3

ok awkward virgins

lol no

Totally

Awkward Virginians.

Richie Richmonds.

[QUOTE=YourBiggestFan;16083720]This goes for pretty much everyone. Ever.[/QUOTE]

I'm still with my first serious gf (15 months) and she's not a bitch.

[QUOTE=sgrevs;16085682]I'm still with my first serious gf (15 months) and she's not a bitch.[/QUOTE]

omg 15 whole months?

Not saying it'll happen for sure to you or anything, but jesus I really don't like any of my ex-s. Must be a personality trait.

15 months isnt something to **** on thats a pretty long time to be honest

My first one lasted 4 months but that was 6 years ago and I dont care.

Current one is 38 months

I've never had a girlfriend. Obviously I have nothing to compare it to but I think I like being single for the time being.

are we talking about who gets the most action, because my dick is the bomb.

On the subject of ex's, my ex rang me today, (split up with her about a month or so ago) told me her mum's in a hospice with cancer of the liver, stomach glands & brain and has got a few weeks left to live. I knew she had cancer but the doctors were certain it was not immediately life threatening even if it could be fully cured. Kinda shocked me a bit, my dad died 2 years ago & hearing the news on my ex's mum kinda brought back the same numbness feeling I had when my dad died.

Life is gay.

my last was 21 months

ya i still like her
come back to me babe

I've been with my gf for over 5 years. Things are really rocky right now though.

how so? have you guys never broken up or taken a break?

same here atm same here

Only like week or two breaks. Started dating in high school, she's going to graduate from college this year.

It's just gotten to this point where she expects all of my time and feels shafted if I go out and do something besides go to her apartment.

I've never dated someone for longer than two months.

Currently I am okay with being single because I was rejected recently and need to pretend I'm okay with that, and also my friends who are in relationships are experiencing drama that I have to deal with.

Relationships can be such a drag sometimes.

I have some type of fatal flaw that keeps girls from being interesting in me for more than a day or so.

Use Axe.

i am so hungry

back to the cutting board

i just ate some malted milk balls

i ****ing love that ****

I have some type of fatal flaw where I'm the only girl that guys want to "just be friends" with.

Seriously, what the f[I]u[/I]ck.

i'll **** you if it'll make you happy

im making cinnamon chapati with some sort of homemade strawberry filling. i hope it turns out good

Today, I baked brownies and I am currently making a pizza. The dough is rising right now. Someday I will be really really fat, I just know it.