[QUOTE=Deth;17250067]point being he wouldn't be whining about it[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure he'd still be whining about his not being able to get high.

I mean...

[QUOTE]it's just sad having to throw in another awkward few weeks of sobriety [/QUOTE]

:p

<3 deth

lol a piss test and a blood test... what kind of job is this?

hitman

clearly

piss and blood tester

working out in a gym really provides lols. the people who go to them are the best kind

I go to the gym like 4 times a week so I gain elite muscle mass.

yeah you would work out and get healthy

gotta stomp muds efficiently and thoroughly bro

om nom nom thai food :D

chhhrrriiisssttt my friend's little sister (she's 18) who has an *** of a goddess was prancing around in little shorts tonight. Trying to hold a conversation with his dad while copping looks is so hard.

well she is legal go for it

Peripherals.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17250353]Peripherals.[/QUOTE]

This.

peripherals are never good enough though

Seriously, she works out and is a cheerleader, so those buns are TIGHT. Tremendous thighs too.

I've been in the gym less lately, but swimming more. I swim 10km a week and try do 5 hours of weights a week.

[QUOTE=McP3000;17250370]peripherals are never good enough though[/QUOTE]

this

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17250374]Seriously, she works out and is a cheerleader, so those buns are TIGHT. Tremendous thighs too.[/QUOTE]
i love a good lower body

I'm all about dat ***, I don't really care about tits but it's nice when they're nice.

[quote=McP3000;17250385]i love a good lower body[/quote]
Yeah, she knows it too. She's told her friends that I know that she purposely wears stuff like that when guys are over. Don't mind at all.

sounds like a total tease

[quote=McP3000;17250395]sounds like a total tease[/quote]
She is. I was over at his house once and it was just me and her and she decided to do some "stretches" on the rug in front of me. Took all of my will not to pounce.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17250397]She is. I was over at his house once and it was just me and her and she decided to do some "stretches" on the rug in front of me. Took all of my will not to pounce.[/QUOTE]

Shoulda done it, maybe she would have been OK with it.

[quote=RetiredAt21;17250400]Shoulda done it, maybe she would have been OK with it.[/quote]
She actually likes me, I know that for sure because she told my friend (her brother). I'm slowly working the ol' charm here and there. Can't force it.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17250402]She actually likes me, I know that for sure because she told my friend (her brother). I'm slowly working the ol' charm here and there. Can't force it.[/QUOTE]

You force your iron will upon her and she will LIKE IT.

go for gold, ron. go for gold.

I will have my meat. I will.

If she ever waves her cunt at you, then you must stick it in. 'tis only natural law

'tis

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17250405]I will have my meat. I will.[/QUOTE]

Take the meat. TAKE IT.

[quote=Mr. Ron;17250402]She actually likes me, I know that for sure because she told my friend (her brother). I'm slowly working the ol' charm here and there. Can't force it.[/quote]
go go go
[quote=guitrguy;17250410]If she ever waves her cunt at you, then you must stick it in. 'tis only natural law[/quote]
unless you he had something that he doesnt want to tell us

huh?

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17250412]'tis[/QUOTE]

do not underestimate the power of the 'tis.

Once she sees that your will is stronger than hers, it's easy sailing from there.

[quote=Mr. Ron;17250419]huh?[/quote]herpecifagonalitis

then you bust your way into brown town

[quote=TimJim;17250426]herpecifagonalitis[/quote]
her or me? Either way I don't have penis pimples.

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17250427]then you bust your way into brown town[/QUOTE]

My penis' favorite town of all. Only the girl version, though.

okay then when youre lingually investigating her check it out bfore you enter the icthyoid cave of coitus