[QUOTE=TheDMV]Well, then I will take the easy route for him and call you a redenck.[/QUOTE]
Why do you have a weird obsession with calling ICB a redneck?

[QUOTE=guitrguy]Why do you have a weird obsession with calling ICB a redneck?[/QUOTE]

Everyone has a bad influence on me; I didn't even know where he lived. I figured he was from the city to be honest.

Okay, so a fly is hovering 2 inches above a lake in the mountains. Little does it know that there is a fish under it thinking "Hm, if that fly drops 2 inches, I could eat it!"

Little does the fish know, however, that there is a bear, and the bear is thinking "Hm, if that fly drops 2 inches, and the fish eats it, I can eat the fish!"

Little does the bear know, however, that there is a hunter, and the hunter is thinking "Hm, if that fly drops 2 inches, and the fish eats it, and the bear eats the fish, I can shoot the bear!"

Little does the hunter know, however, that there is a mouse. And the mouse is thinking "Hm, if that fly drops 2 inches, and the fish eats it, and the bear eats the fish, and the hunter shoots the bear, he will probably drop a sandwich and I can eat that!"

Little does the mouse know, however, that there is a bobcat. And the bobcat is thinking "Hm, if that fly drops 2 inches, and the fish eats it, and the bear eats the fish, and the hunter shoots the bear, and a sandwich falls out the hunter's pocket and a mouse eats the sandwhich, I can eat the mouse!"

So, the fly drops 2 inches, the fish eats the fly, the bear eats the fish, the hunter shoots the bear, the mouse eats the sandwich and the bobcat jumps to eat the mouse but lands in the water.

Moral of the story?

If the fly drops 2 inches, the pu[size=2]ssy[/size] gets wet.

[QUOTE=TheDMV]Well, then I will take the easy route for him and call you a redenck.[/QUOTE]

Anyone could have called me that though.

Excuse me while I spit my chew.

[QUOTE=ICB]Anyone could have called me that though.

Excuse me while I spit my chew.[/QUOTE]

I love a self-aware man. I love [I]you[/I].



[QUOTE=ShaFal]I love you.

<3[/QUOTE]

Back off. I was here first.

[QUOTE=ICB]Anyone could have called me that though.

Excuse me while I spit my chew.[/QUOTE]
I love you.

<3

Man a lot of people love me today.

[QUOTE=ICB]Man a lot of people love me today.[/QUOTE]
I sure as hell don't.

[QUOTE=TheDMV]Al-qaeda are the Arabs...[/QUOTE]

No they aren't, you ignorant person.

[QUOTE=ICB]Man a lot of people love me today.[/QUOTE]

You consider 2 a lot?

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]I sure as hell don't.[/QUOTE]

you're just mad because I reject your sexual approaches day after day.

[QUOTE=ICB]you're just mad because I reject your sexual approaches day after day.[/QUOTE]
Tr00 dat.

[QUOTE=ICB]Man a lot of people love me today.[/QUOTE]
I've always loved you.

<3

[QUOTE=Eggo]No they aren't, you ignorant person.[/QUOTE]

The Palestinians who live in Israel and are part of the Hamas party are backed by the Al-Qaeda. I never said that all the Arabs are terrorists and if you had looked into our converstion you might have seen that so back off.

[QUOTE=TheDMV]The Palestinians who live in Israel and are part of the Hamas party are backed by the Al-Qaeda. I never said that all the Arabs are terrorists and if you had looked into our converstion you might have seen that so back off.[/QUOTE]
Not all Al-Qaeda are Arabs.

I think so anyway, I suck at Modern History.

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]Not all Al-Qaeda are Arabs.[/QUOTE]

I didn't say that either.

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I've always loved you.

<3[/QUOTE]

I knew that.

My girlfriend loves me more than any of you guys anyway. :p

[QUOTE]Tr00 dat.[/QUOTE]

Sowwy

I am currently messing around with my Jackson DKMG and I can't stop doing divebombs. It's a new addiction.

Dudes the Full Monty is the fuxin bomb.check out the lyrics:
Let's find a rock
I mean a big-*** rock
Or maybe something like
A cinder block is better
I'll hoist it up
And drop it on your face, my buddy

And just before the lights go out
You'll see my smile and you'll know
You've got a friend
With a rock
Who cares
I mean a big-*** rock

Or rope
I got some quality rope
Made for a man who's devoid of hope
Like you are, my buddy
Michael -

Unh, that's Malcolm.

Yeah, Malcolm. Right!

And I won't leave you swinging there
Twitching like a fish while you claw the air
I'll grab your feet
And pal o' mine
I'll pull real hard
And snap your spinal cord

This world is cold when you're alone and
They ignore you
But don't kill yourself

We'll do it for you
You've got a friend
You've got a friend
You've got a friend

You know, I asked a guy once if he'd mind putting me in a barrel
and sending me over the falls. You know what the son of a bitch
said? "Drop dead, asshole."

People are pricks. I asked this guy to take his air compressor and
drill me with a six-inch nail right through the eye...

What'd he say?

"I'm low on nails."

People are selfish pricks.

Another time, now get this, I just lay down in front of a steam roller
and asked the guy just to proceed, you know, business as usual, and just
squash me like a bug.

That's a good way to go, Jer, the ol' bug squash.
Hey! We could tie a plastic laundry bag over his head.

Naw, that's such a wimp suicide.

I stuck my finger in a socket once. It hurt real bad... but it
didn't kill me.

Malcolm, stay out of this.

I've got a friend
Like Carole King
Or was it Carly Simon
Used to sing?
I always get those two confused
But anyway -

I turned around
And suddenly
I'm not alone
It ain't just me
I'm like a player on the team

Player on our team!

I'm part of the gang...

Part of the gang!

A member of the club

Welcome to the club!

Oooh ... let's get a club

I like the big-*** rock

Naw, one good swing and
I'll clean his clock
Forever

Let gravity do the work!

It's a man's way to die, Mikey.

Malcolm!

I got friends

Friends who will
Love you like a maniac
And lead you like a lamb

Ooooh...

To the railroad track
And tie you down

I've got friends!
Ooooh...

Or tickle your wrist
With a single-edge razor
Or buy you a beer with
A Draino chaser
Or dump you in the
River with a rock

A big-*** rock

Here's a nice one right over here

Can I give you a hand with that? It looks heavy.

No, Dave
It's ain't heavy...he's my friend

Come on, group hug.

Np- The Full Monty (Broadway)- Big *** rock.

awesomeman why the hell did you have to do that. I mean come on, that just wasn't necessary. If I were any better, I'd scold the last page and a half for spam.

[QUOTE=ICB]I knew that.

My girlfriend loves me more than any of you guys anyway. :p[/QUOTE]
I really do love you though.

<3

[QUOTE=Aw3someman]/gheytown USA[/QUOTE]


[QUOTE](No Lame Jokes Allowed)[/QUOTE]

Yes Sir!

[QUOTE]I am currently messing around with my Jackson DKMG and I can't stop doing divebombs. It's a new addiction.[/QUOTE]

/is too tr00 for divebombs

/has a jazz guitar

[QUOTE=ICB]awesomeman why the hell did you have to do that. I mean come on, that just wasn't necessary. If I were any better, I'd scold the last page and a half for spam.[/QUOTE]
it's just to awesome for words. the song i mean

[QUOTE=TheDMV]I didn't say that either.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheDMV]Al-qaeda are the Arabs...[/QUOTE]

Oh okay, thanks for the clarification.

[QUOTE=Eggo]Oh okay, thanks for the clarification.[/QUOTE]

Why don't read back into our conversation and look at that statement in context? Stop being such a snob, I'm not racist and/ or prejudice towards any Muslim or Arab group and I never once tried to stereotype all of them into one group.

[QUOTE=Mister Blue Sky]/is too tr00 for divebombs

/has a fender[/QUOTE]

Ooh, BURN!

/violates rule of thread title

Shat. :upset:

Dammit, who cares if Al Queada is Arab, Palestinian, or black. They're bomb sh[size=2]it[/size], and they suck. Who cares how you spell Al Quaead either? >:-[

Lighter note: Hi all. :)

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Lighter note: Hi all. :)[/QUOTE]

Quad 7's :D

Cool Postcount, what's up?

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