So I guess nobody has heard Scarve? :(

So according to the 61 rules, Im guessing Im a sellout since I was born in 87...

shady,on the cosmic scale of the universe,your birth does not necessarily topple the greater heirarchial system of thrash metal. though your body may have sold out,your spirit hasnt.

yes,i did read the rhcp album booklet and i saw an interview with them.

I can't believe whoever did a list of best anthrax songs and left off madhouse.Anyway I'm pretty sure that John Bush does songs from before he was in the band.

[QUOTE=JMetallica]Well, reading Ve Das' post has inspired me to post my '61 rules of thrash' that i wrote up a few months back, which, i hope, would fit in with the rules at [url]http://www.live4metal.com/cradleoffun.htm[/url] . what are your comments in the list?

1. If it is not from 86, it’s not good.
2. If you wear anything but your jeans and denim jacket from 1986, you’ve sold out.
3. Refer to all women as ‘bitches’
4. Bitches serve no other purpose other than to be impregnated
5. Impregnate as many bitches as possible
6. Metallica suck
7. Never admit you like Metallica, even though you love their first three albums
8. Never talk about Metallica to other thrashers, that is a sure sign of a sellout
9. If you no longer have your original vinyl pressing of reign in blood, you have sold out
10. Cut your hair short and you will be considered a sellout
11. Never had hair past your shoulders? You are not a thrasher
12. True thrashers have long hair
13. It is compulsory for you to head bang at all thrash concerts
14. You aren’t at a thrash concert? You’re either not a thrasher or have sold out.
15. Drink tremendous amounts of beer
16. You must be from San Francisco.
17. If you have not been living in San Francisco since 1986, you are not a thrasher, not underground and have more than likely sold out
18. Go back to 1986 and create a thrash band
19. If you were in a thrash band in 1986, reform 15 years later
20. Slayer sold out in 1986, all true thrashers know this fact.
21. Link band names with the word ‘****ing!’ Eg: Dark ****ing Angel, Vio-****ing-Lence, Slay ****ing Er
22. Complain about the present state of the music scene
23. Reminisce about 1986
24. Create a thrash band
25. Repeat rules 22, 23, 24 and 21
26. Pile dirt on Metallica so your newly found band will gain status in the underground, keeping in mind rule #7
27. Die of a heart attack/stroke/other diseases that normal people (sellouts) die at 80 from at the age of 37.
28. If you are 36 you have a year of thrashing left, take not of rules #5 and #15
29. Thrashers are so ****ing underground, if you are not underground, you are not a thrasher
30. Never smile
31. Make sure you always have an evil grin on your face like you are trying to chew through 10 leather jackets at the same time. Incorporating this with rules #5 and #15 will make you more of a thrasher
32. The Haunted suck more than Metallica
33. Thank every single thrash band in existence in the liner notes of your next album.
34. If you are Metallica, disregard rule #33 and thank bob rock instead
35. When referring to intercourse, use the terminology: “sticking my cock in her cunt�
36. Wow, impregnating bitches is more tiring than head banging; go drink more beer
37. Your musical tastes are superior to any one else’s, when anyone doubts this, remind them thrash was the basis for most metal beyond 86.
38. Having the word satan in songs beyond 86 is a sure sign of a sellout.
39. During the 90’s when your thrash band was split up, you owned an underground music shop; it is your duty to mention this in any interview you have now that your band is reformed.
40. Vinyl was so much better than Compact Disk’s. Blindly reaffirm this fact to yourself on a regular basis.
41. Death metal sucks; Beer tastes better than virgins entrails
42. Black metal sucks; Beer tastes better than goat blood
43. Power metal sucks; Beer tastes better than sem….
44. Doom metal sucks; you could drink more beers in a minute than a doom band could play notes.
45. If you can still see traces of black on your faded band t-shirt, you obviously weren’t around in 86, and are therefore not a thrasher.
46. Take the Metallica patch of your jacket; they’ve sold out
47. You are so ****ing underground! Any more underground and you’d be hitting magma.
48. ‘86 is your favorite number.
49. Don’t talk to anyone who isn’t underground until you have sold a million albums.
50. If you could record an album before 86, only spend $100 on it’s production, anything more would not be underground
51. Spend the other $9000 on drugs
52. If you ever get kicked out of a band, it is imperative that you make another one to spite your former band mates.
53. Disband when you realize your band isn’t as fast as reign in blood, not disbanding would bring shame upon you, and you will probably be branded a sellout
54. Join your friend’s band who is as fast reign in blood
55. Throw out all your Metallica posters you got when you were 12
56. “**** yeah!� is used instead of the words “Hello�, “yes� and “Metallica suck�
57. If your songs have less than 92 riffs, 16 time changes and fewer than 364 beats per minute, it is not thrash.
58. It is alright to turn to Christianity and leave your thrash band, provided it is after 86.
59. When ever
60. Anyone who does not know the difference between speed and thrash. Is not a thrasher and therefore deserved to be
61. Never be a Pretentious, poseur fag around other thrashers, 14 steal-capped boots in the balls doesn’t tickle.[/QUOTE]


i like thrash and everything but you guys need to get a ****in life seriously

[QUOTE=thrashfanatic2010]i like thrash and everything but you guys need to get a ****in life seriously[/QUOTE]

and you obviously need to get a sense of humour.

Yesterday, I got my late birthday gift... A ****ING MARSHALL!!!! Finally I have the crunch, growl, and volume to tear apart everybody in town... it's a MG250, which is the cheapest big amp Marshall sells, but it kicks an extreme amount of ***... much more than the Randall I would've had instead. First thing I did with the Marshall? Took it to my garage, turned the master up to 5 (gig volume, amazing), and busted out Raining Blood beginning to end... the sound was perfect. The crunch and grind was just as amazing as Kerry and Jeff's is... oh how I love the world!! Marshall!! Yes!!! Epiphone Les Paul > Dunlop Original Crybaby Wah > Boss SUPEROverdrive > Marshall.... perfect, perfect perfect. This shall tide me over for many years, until I can afford the JCM800 stack... God of Rock, I salute you.

[QUOTE=Griffin_Page]Yesterday, I got my late birthday gift... A ****ING MARSHALL!!!! Finally I have the crunch, growl, and volume to tear apart everybody in town... it's a MG250, which is the cheapest big amp Marshall sells, but it kicks an extreme amount of ***... much more than the Randall I would've had instead. First thing I did with the Marshall? Took it to my garage, turned the master up to 5 (gig volume, amazing), and busted out Raining Blood beginning to end... the sound was perfect. The crunch and grind was just as amazing as Kerry and Jeff's is... oh how I love the world!! Marshall!! Yes!!! Epiphone Les Paul > Dunlop Original Crybaby Wah > Boss SUPEROverdrive > Marshall.... perfect, perfect perfect. This shall tide me over for many years, until I can afford the JCM800 stack... God of Rock, I salute you.[/QUOTE]

that is one sweet set up i am saving up to get a marshall stack but it may be sometime till i have enuf for wat iwant

[QUOTE=thrashfanatic2010]i like thrash and everything but you guys need to get a ****in life seriously[/QUOTE]


:) <-- You

___ <-- ground







:evil: <-- Me

[QUOTE=(non)thrashfanatic2010]i like thrash and everything but you guys need to get a ****in life seriously[/QUOTE]

:smash: <---- me
:( <---- you
________ <---- ground














:evil: <---- JMetallica :)

ahaha!

^ Do you have soulseek? Get on, I'm LordDargon

Nar. :( .... and i probably will never have it, unless it is not p2p....

crap, why?

$$ + none = no soulseek :/

^ Eh? It's completely free... [url]www.slsknet.org[/url]

[QUOTE=JMetallica]:) <-- You

___ <-- ground







:evil: <-- Me[/QUOTE]

F*cking right! Let's smash this homo, burn his corpse, and piss on his grave!
*headbangs to Slayer*

[QUOTE=sacrifice93.2]F*cking right! Let's smash this homo, burn his corpse, and piss on his grave!
*headbangs to Slayer*[/QUOTE]

maybe you should seriously go to a shrink, but i wouldn't expect anything less from idiots like u in this forum, don't get me wrong i like thrash but man u guys are assholes

^^ dont take everything so seriously. if you dont like the thread or the forum dont post in it. and you are no better, 'man you guys are assholes' 'but i wouldn't expect anything less from idiots like u in this forum' if you dont want to be flamed incessantly for the next 4 pages, dont do that again

[QUOTE=thrashfanatic2010]maybe you should seriously go to a shrink, but i wouldn't expect anything less from idiots like u in this forum, don't get me wrong i like thrash but man u guys are assholes[/QUOTE]

And your point is..?

[QUOTE=(non)thrashfanatic2010]maybe you should seriously go to a shrink, but i wouldn't expect anything less from idiots like u in this forum, don't get me wrong i like thrash but man u guys are assholes[/QUOTE]

And you're a poseur! (better spelling Corporal?)

[QUOTE=MALLCOREfanatic2010]maybe you should seriously go to a shrink, but i wouldn't expect anything less from idiots like u in this forum, don't get me wrong i like thrash but man u guys are assholes[/QUOTE]

FAG! HOMO! JEW HOOK! ******!

and worst of all... POSUER!

Go listen to Saves the Day and slit your wrists, whiny pansyboy!

[QUOTE=LordDargon]FAG! HOMO! JEW HOOK! ******!

and worst of all... POSUER!

Go listen to Saves the Day and slit your wrists, whiny pansyboy![/QUOTE]

wow u guys make me laugh, i knew half of u guys were idiots but i didn't think u were skinheads too, im not black , jewish or an emo kid by any means, so that would make u ignorant, but i already knew that by comments such as ''jew ******'' etc. you guys try to put me down, but its you who looks like the ignorant rednecks you all are, im not gay i don't believe in that lifestyle, but if i was what ur point? why do u care of someones sexual orientation? are you an homophobe? yeah i like tallica and im sure most of you do to, i like all their 80's albums i like some stuff from load and reload but i mainly listen to their first 4 to 5 albums, like some of you do im sure. i don't really care if i spell things write or knot cuz this is an informal forum, not english class

lord dargon you should be banned for uttering racist slurs IMO

Thats all you like, Metallica?

:rolleyes:

i like many metal bands, why do u care what i like? ****in nazi bastard

and don't get pissed off at me calling you a nazi because one of your posts would lead anyone person with some intelligence to think that u are with your response

^ Shut up and leave. You obviously aren't a true thrasher, so ****ing get out.

i'l leave whenever i want, u gonna come and arrest me mr gestapo man??? ohhhh noooo im not considered a thrasher by lord dargon !!! ahhh what has my life become??? your overly ignorant responses amuse me whats next? is ur motto : segregation now segregation forever?? nazi dirtball

since when does thrash have all these rules you follow? i thought thrashers were supposed to be rebellious and do what they want, which is totally cool but half u guys are hypocrites

Bah, I give up on the ghey pansyboy who doesn't know how to use the 'edit post' button so he always post twice. Or is he just trying to illegally up his post count?

GPB! Here girl! Look, chew toy! *poitns at thrasfanatic*

woah just because your wrong, you have to go at him because he didnt edit his post. and you tryed to be funny about the comment about the chewtoy which u failed.

^ ****ing hell, now our Titans thread is being invaded by faggorts. He was the one who started it, by being such an idiot as to not realize that JMets 61 rules of thrash were OBVIOUSLY half humourous. Partially true, but really, just becuase you were born after 86, that makes you a sellout? Take it with a grain of ****ing salt.

****ing hell.

EDIT: JMet, I had a bit of time (see death heads thread) and I checked out Sacrifice, HOLY **** awesome raw fast agressive thrash. VERY raw and aggressive. Man. Wow. ... *is winded* :p

ok so I don't wanna comment about the above posts because I don't know the situation but on the subject of rules of thrash, I've been looking for it for quiet some time with no luck, could someone please re-post it?

[QUOTE=thrashfanatic2010]and don't get pissed off at me calling you a nazi because one of your posts would lead anyone person with some intelligence to think that u are with your response[/QUOTE]

Who are you to talk about people with intelligence? Look at the way you type. Yes, I know it's not an english class, but it doesn't take much of a brain or much effort to spell things like "Not" right or at least type with some coherency.

These people enjoy talking about thrash and whatever else in this thread. If you don't like it, then take your ignorance elsewhere.

when i spelled not like knot i was being sarcastic and sorry im not perfect like you Corporal, do u know why you guys get pissed? its because you know im right and im just saying the truth and lord dargon your chew toy joke was truly pathetic, and u guys wonder why i call you idiots? i didn't start ****, i spoke my opnion about the list, i didn't make fun of any particular person and my comment was too a semi jokingly one, but you guys stir the ****pot once again, lord dargon stop talking out of your *** ! oh man you guys are such thrashers! having a ****ing rule list and whats with you and your hatred for gays nazi boy? maybe you should join the aryan nations message board

Everyone should just shut up and thrash :smash:

currently listening to some vio-lence. Some of the best thrash around. Haven't seen much talk about them.

[QUOTE=thrashfanatic2010]when i spelled not like knot i was being sarcastic and sorry im not perfect like you Corporal, do u know why you guys get pissed? its because you know im right and im just saying the truth and lord dargon your chew toy joke was truly pathetic, and u guys wonder why i call you idiots? i didn't start ****, i spoke my opnion about the list, i didn't make fun of any particular person and my comment was too a semi jokingly one, but you guys stir the ****pot once again, lord dargon stop talking out of your *** ! oh man you guys are such thrashers! having a ****ing rule list and whats with you and your hatred for gays nazi boy? maybe you should join the aryan nations message board[/QUOTE]

You are very hard to understand... Think before you speak, or in this case, type. Think.

Anyways, you still can't comprehend that the rule list is a JOKE?!? Nobody is taking it seriously. Not the guy who wrote the list, not anybody here.

my god i cant believe this bull**** lol

Ignore the "thrash fanatic".

Anyway, since I ranted about my new amp up there, why not talk instruments? What all does everybody play (non-metal instruments as well).. musical abilities.. gear.. blah blah blah

Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Harmony Acoustic/Electric
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Boss SuperOverdrive
Marshall MG250

2 Yamaha Keyboards
Kustom KGA65 (now my keyboard/vocal amp)

I play some piano/keyboard, guitar, bass, a little harmonica, and some cello.