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no man thats not the best pro god u r fukin dumb
arent you over 20, jesus christ |
[QUOTE=adb;18688604]I don't have sex regularly[/QUOTE]
haahaha [QUOTE]It isnt even that great[/QUOTE] says the dude who's only done stuff with an asian mannequin in some crusty hotel room |
you can't leech off your parents forever...
I know you are just gonna retaliate with some mumble about "generic girls", but you'll find as you get older no woman is going to want to devote their time to someone who is so pessimistic about something simple as being self-sufficient you don't have to be a millionaire |
uhh idk where u were bro but I fuked another girl who was hot for me, she looked like my ex but had better everything and was [I]better at everything [/I]
[QUOTE]no woman is going to want to devote their time to someone who is so pessimistic about something simple as being self-sufficient[/QUOTE] then I won't get a woman, problem solved |
ya where the heck was i?!?! man we'd better talk about this, please tell me the story of you having sex for the second time
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what sort of stuff did u do + wjat was it like
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she stayed over my house 5 straight days, lots of sexual acts were done between us. titfucking her and seeing her eyes looking up at me was [I]the bes sight I've ever seen[/I].
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i thought u didnt like sex that much
why are u lying to me, just to impress me lmao |
dont worry everyone does it
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such a warm night, went for a motorbike ride it was lovely.
never realised how many nice trees this town has in it [QUOTE=adb;18688611]then I won't get a woman, problem solved[/QUOTE] as in wife, girlfriend? you are probably in for a lot of broken down alcoholics and women with emotional problems who been through a bunch of men already if you exclusively want to hunt up fuck buddies on the internet for the rest of your life, even then they are likely to have hesitations if you tell them your current situation i don't know man it just sounds like a lose lose decision, it might work I guess. would take a lot of luck and that is nothing to brag about if something does turn up in your favour |
[QUOTE]you are probably in for a lot of broken down alcoholics and women with emotional problems who been through a bunch of men already [/QUOTE]
:lol: how is this different than what you'll get |
your ability to foretell the future about us winding up in the same place when I am making completely different decisions from you in dating women astounds me
but do go on, explain. |
it boils down to us being similar in the sense that we have abnormal personalities with abnormal tastes in music
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i'm finding as I socialise with people, and talk to them about things common to us, these differences really don't matter so much. most people are unique in their own way, and generally, if you aren't an abrasive dick it is easy to deal with people
this includes getting women to like you |
wow, I so did not understand any of that.
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then it doesn't really boil down to anything at all wtf is the point are you trying to make
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the downside to moving out is when you get sick there's nobody to look after you :ccc
have the flu and feeling like death at the moment |
[img]http://i.imgur.com/tEdVI.jpg[/img]
dug up one of my friends old album covers on deviantart |
farting after youve been holding it in for a while is such a good feeling
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That is the shittiest looking album cover I've seen.
Actually no, I've seen worse. |
held in a fart for like 8 hours a few weeks ago when i was with this girl. felt awful
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dude why didn't you just go to the bathroom or something
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[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18688782]held in a fart for like 8 hours a few weeks ago when i was with this girl. felt awful[/QUOTE]
ya dude |
[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18688783]dude why didn't you just go to the bathroom or something[/QUOTE]
well i know that NOW |
watching tebow be hilarious
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[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18688782]held in a fart for like 8 hours a few weeks ago when i was with this girl. felt awful[/QUOTE]
lol such a noob |
my bottle of detergent managed to leak everywhere
never ever doing laundry again fuck it |
smelly seb
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going to become a crustlord
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[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18688808]my bottle of detergent managed to leak everywhere
never ever doing laundry again fuck it[/QUOTE] whoa bro |
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