Okay, so wait a minute, every time I start singing Styx songs in my posts it's considered mod spam (especially if the rest of my post gets disregarded), but every time you guys start singing Styx songs it's considered okay?

I should change my avatar to Rodney Dangerfield. "I get no respect!"

[QUOTE]Okay, so wait a minute, every time I start singing Styx songs in my posts it's considered mod spam (especially if the rest of my post gets disregarded), but every time you guys start singing Styx songs it's considered okay?[/QUOTE]

Well, who would win in a fight, us or you?

I'm sailing away...
Set an open course for the virgin sea...
For I've got to be free...
Free to face the life that's ahead of me

[QUOTE=Mister Blue Sky]Well, who would win in a fight, us or you?[/QUOTE]

Are we talking a fistfight, or something lame like a trivia contest? :)

Jom used to be on a wrestling team I think.

This thread = owned

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]When it comes to physical violence, I'm a beast. Watch out Jom, I'll tear you a new burger hole.[/QUOTE]

Aren't you like 140 pounds or something?

As for burgers:

I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike long burgers
They keep me fat
Forget the veg-e-met-it-a-bles! Forget the fruuuuuuuuit!

Of course, if I'm outnumbered, I can enlist people who are cool with me to even the odds.

People like Chuck Norris.

/beats dead joke into the ground unmercifully

[QUOTE=Jom]Aren't you like 140 pounds or something?

JOM SMASH YOU LIKE BUG.

Of course, if I'm outnumbered, I can enlist people who are cool with me to even the odds.

People like Chuck Norris.

/beats dead joke into the ground unmercifully[/QUOTE]


If you get Chuck Norris, we get M16's and grenades.


Good morning MX.

Nah, are you kidding me? It's going to be like that scene in [i]The Punisher[/i] when Tom Jane is fighting the Russian. He throws a grenade, closes the door, and the Russian uses a pipe or something like a baseball bat to smash the grenade through the door.

Only this time, it's going to be roundhouse kicks stopping the grenades.

And as for M16's? Pffffffft. I'll just get Neo to stop the bullets.

Whoa.

Haha.

[QUOTE=Jom]Nah, are you kidding me? It's going to be like that scene in [i]The Punisher[/i] when Tom Jane is fighting the Russian. He throws a grenade, closes the door, and the Russian uses a pipe or something like a baseball bat to smash the grenade through the door.

Only this time, it's going to be roundhouse kicks stopping the grenades.

And as for M16's? Pffffffft. I'll just get Neo to stop the bullets.

Whoa.

Haha.[/QUOTE]


Fine, but then we get Yoda.

There is like 8 inches of snow outside. The problem is, it's Sunday, and it's not snowing anymore.

[QUOTE=TheDMV]There is like 8 inches of snow outside. The problem is, it's Sunday, and it's not snowing anymore.[/QUOTE]

I have close to 20 inches were I live. There may be a chance of no school tomorrow if it continues like this.

I need to cut my hair. It's getting extremely long now.

[QUOTE=Happy]I need to cut my hair. It's getting extremely long now.[/QUOTE]

How long is it ?

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]I have close to 20 inches were I live. There may be a chance of no school tomorrow if it continues like this.[/QUOTE]

I see you live in NY. Me too. We've got at least a foot here in Westchester County.

np: ZZ Top- La Grange

[QUOTE=robo2448]I see you live in NY. Me too. We've got at least a foot here in Westchester County.

np: ZZ Top- La Grange[/QUOTE]

I live in West Chester, Pennsylvania.

Looks like the oficial count is somewhere between 12-16 inches for me. (I was a little off)

[QUOTE=Stormrider331]How long is it ?[/QUOTE]1 minute, I have a picture of me in an uber shred pose.
[url]http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/RaisedonVodka/PICT0027.jpg[/url]
BTW I'm not actually fretting anything so no commenting on my crappy left hand.

[QUOTE=TheDMV]There is like 8 inches of snow outside. The problem is, it's Sunday, and it's not snowing anymore.[/QUOTE]

That's how it is here, too. It would snow on Saturday night.

No snow here. It's been up to 60 degrees already...:amaze:

Wewt, my birthday is in 6 days. So far, my friends have gotten me half an ounce, and a pair of sunglasses from the dollar store. Cool friends own.

[QUOTE=Jom]Aren't you like 140 pounds or something?

As for burgers:

I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike long burgers
They keep me fat
Forget the veg-e-met-it-a-bles! Forget the fruuuuuuuuit!

Of course, if I'm outnumbered, I can enlist people who are cool with me to even the odds.

People like Chuck Norris.

/beats dead joke into the ground unmercifully[/QUOTE]

Haha. Bastard.

I need a new amp and a new guitar. :upset:

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]No snow here. It's been up to 60 degrees already...:amaze:

Wewt, my birthday is in 6 days. So far, my friends have gotten me half an ounce, and a pair of sunglasses from the dollar store. Cool friends own.[/QUOTE]
I didn't know you were a drug guy.

[QUOTE=Kage]I didn't know you were a drug guy.[/QUOTE]

Neither did I.

[QUOTE]/snow talk[/QUOTE]

/looks at location

/:(

[QUOTE=Mister Blue Sky]/looks at location

/:([/QUOTE]
Hey, man, same with me. Although, we're getting the first really cold weather of the winter this weekend. Probably be back up to 75 tommorow.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]No snow here. It's been up to 60 degrees already...:amaze:

Wewt, my birthday is in 6 days. So far, my friends have gotten me half an ounce, and a pair of sunglasses from the dollar store. Cool friends own.[/QUOTE]
And for a third time... I didn't know you were a drug guy.

[QUOTE]And for a third time... I didn't know you were a drug guy.[/QUOTE]

4th time, I didn't know either. Quite a revalation.

[QUOTE]Hey, man, same with me. Although, we're getting the first really cold weather of the winter this weekend. Probably be back up to 75 tommorow.[/QUOTE]

I wish we had snow days so we get time off. :upset: Oh well, I like the warm. :)

Also, my friend got beat up by a fat chick last night....

For any particular reason?

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Also, my friend got beat up by a fat chick last night....[/QUOTE]
:lol:
How comes?

We got some snow here in MD.

[QUOTE=Happy]:lol:
How comes?[/QUOTE]

We were at a party, and me and my boys (black friends) and my buddies (friends of any other race or ethnicities) can be pretty big a[size=2]ssholes[/size] especially if we're drunk.

So a little into it this gigantic fat chick walks (or waddles, rather) in and I just nudge my buddy Fargo (note: Fargo is a short guy so he's a bit of a wisea[size=2]ss) and say something like, "Goddamn, push it back in the ocean" and he takes that whole thing and runs with it and narrates everything she does in a British accent as if it was some documentary about whales (ie, at one point she went over to a group of people and started talking, he was like, "When the whale tries to become a social creature, she finds that most in the animal kingdom would rather not be in her company") and since I'm laughing at everything he's saying I'm only encouraging him.

Also, the more we drank and socialized, he would get louder and more and more people would start laughing at what he was saying.

So then she backed up to let someone else pass her and he went, "BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEP" (like the sound trucks make when they are backing up).

Unfortunately for him, she heard him. She points right at him and was like, "YOU'RE the one who's been making fun of me!" and then half-charges at him and ends up shoving him so far he goes flying back, hits a wall, and slides down on his as[/size]s. He stumbles up and she comes at him again and kind of smacks him on the head. Just as a note, I'm doubled over on the floor laughing so hard I can barely breathe so I could not help him much at all. So they're both out in the hall and right when things are about to get really ugly one of the fat chick's friends (who was pretty hot) comes out and calms her down.

Also, as a postscript, one of my buddies, in his words, "hooked up with her [the fat chick's friend] like, three times last night".

[QUOTE=Illmatic]We were at a party, and me and my boys (black friends) and my buddies (friends of any other race or ethnicities) can be pretty big a[size=2]ssholes[/size] especially if we're drunk.

So a little into it this gigantic fat chick walks (or waddles, rather) in and I just nudge my buddy Fargo (note: Fargo is a short guy so he's a bit of a wisea[size=2]ss) and say something like, "Goddamn, push it back in the ocean" and he takes that whole thing and runs with it and narrates everything she does in a British accent as if it was some d0cumentary about whales (ie, at one point she went over to a group of people and started talking, he was like, "When the whale tries to become a social creature, she finds that most in the animal kingdom would rather not be in her company") and since I'm laughing at everything he's saying I'm only encouraging him.

Also, the more we drank and socialized, he would get louder and more and more people would start laughing at what he was saying.

So then she backed up to let someone else pass her and he went, "BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEP" (like the sound trucks make when they are backing up).

Unfortunately for him, she heard him. She points right at him and was like, "YOU'RE the one who's been making fun of me!" and then half-charges at him and ends up shoving him so far he goes flying back, hits a wall, and slides down on his as[/size]s. He stumbles up and she comes at him again and kind of smacks him on the head. Just as a note, I'm doubled over on the floor laughing so hard I can barely breathe so I could not help him much at all. So they're both out in the hall and right when things are about to get really ugly one of the fat chick's friends (who was pretty hot) comes out and calms her down.

Also, as a postscript, one of my buddies, in his words, "hooked up with her [the fat chick's friend] like, three times last night".[/QUOTE]
That was so funny I actually laughed out loud.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]We were at a party, and me and my boys (black friends) and my buddies (friends of any other race or ethnicities) can be pretty big a[size=2]ssholes[/size] especially if we're drunk.

So a little into it this gigantic fat chick walks (or waddles, rather) in and I just nudge my buddy Fargo (note: Fargo is a short guy so he's a bit of a wisea[size=2]ss) and say something like, "Goddamn, push it back in the ocean" and he takes that whole thing and runs with it and narrates everything she does in a British accent as if it was some d0cumentary about whales (ie, at one point she went over to a group of people and started talking, he was like, "When the whale tries to become a social creature, she finds that most in the animal kingdom would rather not be in her company") and since I'm laughing at everything he's saying I'm only encouraging him.

Also, the more we drank and socialized, he would get louder and more and more people would start laughing at what he was saying.

So then she backed up to let someone else pass her and he went, "BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEP" (like the sound trucks make when they are backing up).

Unfortunately for him, she heard him. She points right at him and was like, "YOU'RE the one who's been making fun of me!" and then half-charges at him and ends up shoving him so far he goes flying back, hits a wall, and slides down on his as[/size]s. He stumbles up and she comes at him again and kind of smacks him on the head. Just as a note, I'm doubled over on the floor laughing so hard I can barely breathe so I could not help him much at all. So they're both out in the hall and right when things are about to get really ugly one of the fat chick's friends (who was pretty hot) comes out and calms her down.

Also, as a postscript, one of my buddies, in his words, "hooked up with her [the fat chick's friend] like, three times last night".[/QUOTE]

:BIGFU[SIZE=2]CKING[/SIZE]LULZ:

Man, your friend got owned by a fat girl.

Last night me and some friends got really plastered and my friend Luke started coming onto me... that was really uncomfortable... I'm never gonna look at him in the same light again.

hahaha that's hilarious.

[QUOTE=Slug]hahaha that's hilarious.[/QUOTE]

No, that's horrifying!

Hysterical story, Ray. Hahahahhaa.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Fat chick story.[/QUOTE]
:lol:

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]Last night me and some friends got really plastered and my friend Luke started coming onto me... that was really uncomfortable... I'm never gonna look at him in the same light again.[/QUOTE]
Awkward and disturbing :/

I went to a pretty good party myself last night. I've never played piano drunk before, let alone kissing a girl at the same time as playing a duet with her. Only downside is, she has a boyfriend, so that's something I may have to deal with at some point :/ Oh well.

NP:Bach - Passacaglia And Fugue in C minor

I just spent the past 3 hours shoveling my long a[I]s[/I]s drive way which just happend to be on a hill. Also, my snow blower just happened to be broken. No I have to study for 3 tests tomorrow.


That fat chick story was hilarious.

[QUOTE=metal guitar]:lol:


Awkward and disturbing :/

I went to a pretty good party myself last night. I've never played piano drunk before, let alone kissing a girl at the same time as playing a duet with her. Only downside is, she has a boyfriend, so that's something I may have to deal with at some point :/ Oh well.

NP:Bach - Passacaglia And Fugue in C minor[/QUOTE]
i have a party coming up soon, a girl i know is organising it in a church hall cos it was cheap to rent, i have to get all the drink for it as i'm one of the few over-18's going. it should be good, if i'm incredibly lucky i'll pull, i haven't in over a year :(

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]I just spent the past 3 hours shoveling my long *** drive way which just happend to be on a hill. Also, my snow blower just happened to be broken. No I have to study for 3 tests tomorrow. [/QUOTE]
bah, it's fairly mild, wet and windy here, the sort of weather i hate. cold weather ++.

Haha, so this has been a collectively good weekend then.