[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18738932]yeah man it was really thoughtful and she went to a lot of trouble to get it. made me really really happy to know she cares enough to put that much effort into getting me a gift.

she likes pretty cool music we saw andrew jackson jihad and morrissey together[/QUOTE]

where did you see ajj? it seems like they only play basements and parking lots from what ive seen on youtube and thats basically the only places id want to seem them anyway

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18738929]so wait these are the kinda girls who dont even let you bust a nut on their mug[/QUOTE]

no

i love frank turner

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18738930]i'm pretty sure i'm already in for a lot of drama with the one girl ive been seeing because i dont really want to see her anymore but im pretty sure she wants to date me or some shit. not havin any of that

other girl is my female friends friend who is coming in for tonight only and i'll more than likely never see again

in all actuality i'll probably not get with this new girl because i dont like feeling like a dirtbag i just felt like the man for even being in this situation. in a few months im sure i'll be alone and jaded again so i gotta live it up while i can[/QUOTE]

word son

ew gurls

love that a$$

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18738905]no i dont i just want to tell everyone how much pussy ive been getting lately

its pretty obvious dude
[/QUOTE]
this is where i am

alone 4eva

sup figgle diggles

hey bro hows the life

nm bro, waiting for hot water, then gonna take a shower

should prob trim my beard its getting a little uneven

yeah i shaved today and asked my sister if i was done she was like hell no i was like damn tiny hairs are a challenge

sam i thought u only nod at night

yeah, just trimmed me beard, lookin phr3$h

i have enough to nod all day

i haven't shaved in a few days beard is gettin long

[quote=(*The Noonward Race*);18738989]hey bro hows the life[/quote]
not bad just got back from work. May hang later with some friends. My friends ben is after this crazy chick and he's bringing her along OH MAN WHAT WILL HAPPEN

crazy and girl and synonymns

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18739014]not bad just got back from work. May hang later with some friends. My friends ben is after this crazy chick and he's bringing her along OH MAN WHAT WILL HAPPEN[/QUOTE]
you should bring foam fingers and cheer that boy on

I'm going to wear them on both hands and still try to hold my drink

lmao

you could order rice and use them as chopsticks all while trying to look cool for your bro

lol noonward, you're hilarious

why don't you have your own tv show<>> :lol: ?

already got mx bro

got up early this morning to fuck before she went to work

it was worth it

"Excuse me miss... but I couldn't help but notice how beautiful you are from across the room..."

*strokes her face gently with a giant foam finger*

gotta get that pussy, bitch

lukeskywalkerbustinganut

[QUOTE=adb;18739026]lol noonward, you're hilarious

why don't you have your own tv show<>> :lol: ?[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eUZnE.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18739031]"Excuse me miss... but I couldn't help but notice how beautiful you are from across the room..."

*strokes her face gently with a giant foam finger*[/QUOTE]
/the scent of wasabi overpowers her and accidently gets in her eye

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18739033]lukeskywalkerbustinganut[/QUOTE]

:lol:

i so wish that she was on birth control so i bust a nut up in her cunt

nicky was on bc and i came in her all the time

felt great man

[quote=(*the noonward race*);18739035]/the scent of wasabi overpowers her and accidently gets in her eye[/quote]

this is some pretty hot guacamole

[quote=publicastration;18739040]this is some pretty hot guacamole[/quote]
i think the porno spinoff will be titled that