rofl

I don't get many Mormons knocking on my door but I get a lot of Mennonites.

why would amish try converting people

need to buy some satanik bibles and go recruiting

"good evening sir, have you ever considered devoting your heart and soul to the might of satan?"

they use to come by here all the time but i told them i wasn't interested and i think they got the message

[QUOTE=Room13;17246635]why would amish try converting people

need to buy some satanik bibles and go recruiting

"good evening sir, have you ever considered devoting your heart and soul to the might of satan?"[/QUOTE]

You need a friendly cult name so that people won't be scared. Then slowly introduce them to satan.

you need a video camera hidden outside your door so you can put corpsepaint on when theyre there then open the door and say "Heil"

I wanna tuck my dick in between my legs and then answer the door.

so i just got home from taking this girl i know to the movies. i mostly did it to piss off my gf since she just LOVES drama lol

Good move.

i know right. i figure that if she wants to leave she can and take the ****ing middle school bullshit elsewhere

yeah way to be an asshole, asshole.

women really do suck though, so i think you made the right choice.

She'll probably go to the movies with one of your friends now.

oh yeah i took said girl out for ice cream and a walk near the local cider mill

she does sometimes so w/e

that sounds more like a date, dude. does this girl know you have a girlfriend?

and i did the exact same thing you did last summer, and it resulted in a breakup.

yes theyre actually bffs lol

Oh jeez!

shi dude, you might regret it then.

not rlly. i used to have a crush on her twin sister, but she just ****ed around with my feelings, so when i started going out with her twin sister, i figured this might happen to a somewhat lesser extent

so are you foreseeing a breakup?

no. my guess is that she will grow up and we'll get more srs. shes much better about it than her sister, but she also learns from her mistakes

Have you had a threesome with said twins?

you should know just how much i have hungered for that


omg that would be sooooo amazin

You should be working on that.

Ever since I've started dating my current gf, I've wanted oh so badly to **** around with her sister.

yellow fever is v. hard to overcome

[QUOTE=TimJim;17246705]yellow fever is v. hard to overcome[/QUOTE]

Yeah I've got it bad as I'm sure everyone here is aware of. I'm incurable.

my friend and i went into his house once and as i was walking up the stairs his sister came out of the shower with a towel and i was like plzzzzz fall off oh god

race traitor

[QUOTE=Room13;17246711]my friend and i went into his house once and as i was walking up the stairs his sister came out of the shower with a towel and i was like plzzzzz fall off oh god[/QUOTE]

She got nice milk jugs?

i kind of want to bang my sister's friend. shes a total skank and she had a kid at 15 and stuff, but who cares.

oh and she looks just like him but in a hot way

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17246704]Ever since I've started dating my current gf, I've wanted oh so badly to **** around with her sister.[/QUOTE]

I'm sure my wife's sister will be attractive once she's legal in two years but she's kinda thuggin. Meh.

bahaha that stunt got my gfs attention.

Oh jeez, what did she say?

woah, timjim has a girlfriend

Chicks love the gingers dude.

he's working his evil ginger magick on them

casting spells and making potions

eye of newt, hair of ginger
i cast this spell to entrance strangers!!

wing of bat, pube of wranger
i mix this juice to attract grangers!!

[quote=Dimmu Burger;17246781]Oh jeez, what did she say?[/quote]she was like whats up?
and i was like nm, just got home from the movies with meredith... you missed a good time! we went to the cider mill and got ice cream and walked by the river!
so she was like wtf why didnt you call me?
and i was like i did, but you didnt answer twice so i thought that you were napping since you were up till 4 at that birthday/slumber party thing
so she got flustered that she missed a good time and got a silly prom dress instead lol

[quote=EightMilesHigh;17246787]woah, timjim has a girlfriend[/quote]shocking i know