So this new girl got hired at work last night. I was going to put down some mack.





















Then I found out she is a lesbian :(

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]I see. Those cars arent "pimp" or whatever these wiggers call it now a days.


I wonder what the reaction in the pit would be like if they heard this.[/QUOTE]

Should I post it?

[QUOTE=guitrguy]So this new girl got hired at work last night. I was going to put down some mack.





















Then I found out she is a lesbian :([/QUOTE]


Thats tough. Thry to find another lesbian/bi chick to work there.


[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]Should I post it?[/QUOTE]

If you want. Im sure you would get some interesting responses.

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]Especially since I'm 6'4".



:lol: he probably would've flipped out about that.


I don't like hitting people, my older brother (ten years older than me) used to beat me up on a regular basis from fifth grade into nineth grade before we got him institutionalized.[/QUOTE]


ive gotten into about 20 fights man.



I also have a bigger brother that would beat the tar out of us. I learned at THAT moment, that hes really the only person i have to DEAL with on that kind of level.


When it would come time to get into a physical, non-sexual altercation, I knew I was going in a loaded deck


If you'd look at me in real life, you might not see me as that TYPE of person.


You're right tho, fights are pretty pointless, but in this case, it would have been warranted

No bringing in another lesbian chick would be bad, because then I would have watch them get together. I'll standing in the corner thinking to myself "I want some"

[QUOTE=guitrguy]No bringing in another lesbian chick would be bad, because then I would have watch them get together. I'll standing in the corner thinking to myself "I want some"[/QUOTE]


True. A Bi chick then. This way when shes getting busy with the lesbian, she'll want you also.

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]True. A Bi chick then. This way when shes getting busy with the lesbian, she'll want you also.[/QUOTE]
True... But the lesbian chick has got to be down for it too though.

[QUOTE=guitrguy]No bringing in another lesbian chick would be bad, because then I would have watch them get together. I'll standing in the corner thinking to myself "I want some"[/QUOTE]



turn her man. You could do it :thumb:














:lol:

[QUOTE=guitrguy]True... But the lesbian chick has got to be down for it too though.[/QUOTE]


Drug her, then screw her. She'll realise what she is missing and become straight (possible, but most unlikely). If you could turn her, you would be a god of some sorts.

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]Drug her, then screw her. She'll realise what she is missing and become straight (possible, but most unlikely). If you could turn her, you would be a god of some sorts.[/QUOTE]
Haahaha, Ill show her how a real man is.:naughty:

Is she a hot lesbian?

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]Is she a hot lesbian?[/QUOTE]
Hell yes, otherwise I wouldn't be so disappointed.

u should ask her how long shes be lesbo...




im fascinated by carpet lickers

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]u should ask her how long shes be lesbo...




im fascinated by carpet lickers[/QUOTE]

:lol: but how do you know she has a carpet?




Pics please and how did you find out she was a lesbian?

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]u should ask her how long shes be lesbo...




im fascinated by carpet lickers[/QUOTE]
I will, But I don't like being that blunt so im going to have ease inot the question. If its not along time then I may still have a chance,

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]:lol: but how do you know she has a carpet?




Pics please and how did you find out she was a lesbian?[/QUOTE]



i didnt. I prefer wood floors :lol:

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]i didnt. I prefer wood floors :lol:[/QUOTE]

So do I.


NP: Sonata Arctica - 8th commandment

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]I see. Those cars arent "pimp" or whatever these wiggers call it now a days.[/QUOTE]

Volkswagons [i]are[/i] some of the coolest cars out there. But it's a shame that the wiggers have managed to latch onto them in whatever area Vikingcore lives :-(

Where else can you find a car that's faster than a Ferrari Enzo for less than a 10th of the price of an Enzo? :D

[url]http://www.streetracersonline.com/articles/hpar32/[/url]

Besides, they co-own Porsche and Lamborghini with Audi...Which automatically make them even cooler.

Hatchbacks \m/

[QUOTE=Cain]:rolleyes:

In other news, I'm in Eggo's boat now. I worked out for the first time in a while today and the soreness is a-comin'.[/QUOTE]

Heh, after the third session, I felt a lot better. Lifting is a nice thing indeed :-)

i think VWs should be illegal to drive unless you are a hot chick



if you a dude, or an ugly chick, they would be confiscated, and given to hot chicks



/only people that should be driving VWs

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]i think VWs should be illegal to drive unless you are a hot chick



if you a dude, or an ugly chick, they would be confiscated, and given to hot chicks



/only people that should be driving VWs[/QUOTE]

wtf is wrong with you :-\

my first car is going to be an r32 probably :-\

seriously man :-\

how can you say this is a girl's car :-\

[url]http://www.skylinemodels.co.uk/images/Gallery/Gallery%20Images/r32.jpg[/url]

that's pure RALLY right there >:[

i never said its a chick car, i just said only chicks should drive them

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]i never said its a chick car, i just said only chicks should drive them[/QUOTE]

wtf that would be a pure waste of all wheel drive and 550 horsepower and 0-60 in 3.2 seconds wtf man seriously

Im not too big on VW's, but that car isn't half bad eggo. Its better than my car. A 94 Nissan Altima. Its a reliable car, but not the best.

[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]Im not too big on VW's, but that car isn't half bad eggo.[/QUOTE]

it's rally

all rally cars rule \m/

How would I have pics If I just met this girl last night.

[QUOTE=guitrguy]How would I have pics If I just met this girl last night.[/QUOTE]


I forgot you met her last night. If you have an opportunity, take some pics.

[QUOTE=Eggo]Volkswagons [i]are[/i] some of the coolest cars out there.[/QUOTE]

Volkswagen are possibly the coolest car makers around, because of a certain car they achieved. But actual Volkswagen cars aren't as cool as many others, I think.

[QUOTE=Eggo]wtf that would be a pure waste of all wheel drive and 550 horsepower and 0-60 in 3.2 seconds wtf man seriously[/QUOTE]



thats a pretty sexist statement





guitarguy: what about camera phones?

[QUOTE=Bartender]Volkswagen are possibly the coolest car makers around, because of a certain car they achieved. But actual Volkswagen cars aren't as cool as many others.[/QUOTE]


I second that.

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]thats a pretty sexist statement





guitarguy: what about camera phones?[/QUOTE]
If I had a camera ohone that would be feasable.

Time for Bowling class see you all in about an hour and a half.