[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]There are very few* unpetty shootings as far as I'm concerned...


*None[/QUOTE]
Well the reasons are usually petty where I come from. The last one I witnessed went like this...

Three guys in the back of the bus get loud and cocky and try to get off the bus but are careless and brush up against an already irritated guy with a posse of his own. Not wanting to look soft in front of his guys he asks for an apology with a little attitude in his voice. The loud guys refuse and get kinda close. The other guy pushes him off of him and the guy who was pushed kicks him in the nuts and hits him in the face. His boys step in and the bus driver kicks everyone involved off the bus at the next stop. Immediately a shooting commences and one of them is paralyzed for life. It's such a horrible thing to witness.

Usually fights ensue when someone steps on someone elses shoe around here.

Hey Jake, have you heard of Oak Harbor?

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]There are very few* unpetty shootings as far as I'm concerned...


*None[/QUOTE]

There are a few cases where you can justify it.

college tuition talk:

/me goes to UIUC, which is mad cheap

[QUOTE=Illmatic]There are a few cases where you can justify it.

college tuition talk:

/me goes to UIUC, which is mad cheap[/QUOTE]

Self defence is the only justification I can see for a shooting.

Does anyone else notice that guns seem to be a lot easier to get than they should be?

Illmatic - do they know who the guy is? EDIT: I suppose more importantly, are they doing anything about it?

[QUOTE=everybody]
rap arguments[/QUOTE]

Falling out about music - especially good music - seems a little pointless. I know you all didn't, in the end, but it read like you were for a while.

[QUOTE=Moses]Well the reasons are usually petty where I come from. The last one I witnessed went like this...

Three guys in the back of the bus get loud and cocky and try to get off the bus but are careless and brush up against an already irritated guy with a posse of his own. Not wanting to look soft in front of his guys he asks for an apology with a little attitude in his voice. The loud guys refuse and get kinda close. The other guy pushes him off of him and the guy who was pushed kicks him in the nuts and hits him in the face. His boys step in and the bus driver kicks everyone involved off the bus at the next stop. Immediately a shooting commences and one of them is paralyzed for life. It's such a horrible thing to witness.

Usually fights ensue when someone steps on someone elses shoe around here.[/QUOTE]


wow fights sucks

I just got back from my forensics midterm. That was my last midterm in high school forever.

[QUOTE=Moses]Well the reasons are usually petty where I come from. The last one I witnessed went like this...

Three guys in the back of the bus get loud and cocky and try to get off the bus but are careless and brush up against an already irritated guy with a posse of his own. Not wanting to look soft in front of his guys he asks for an apology with a little attitude in his voice. The loud guys refuse and get kinda close. The other guy pushes him off of him and the guy who was pushed kicks him in the nuts and hits him in the face. His boys step in and the bus driver kicks everyone involved off the bus at the next stop. Immediately a shooting commences and one of them is paralyzed for life. It's such a horrible thing to witness.

Usually fights ensue when someone steps on someone elses shoe around here.[/QUOTE]

Geez dude. The latest probelm that I've had is at my apartment complex this guy was hidden in his apartment threatning to kill himself and he kept sayin' he had guns and bombs. They brang in this little robot to detect if he had any bomb or other other things like that. It's pretty sad to witness this kind of stuff.

The sad thing was they got the guy out of his place threw him on the ground and hand cuffed him...

Ummm... wow, I am freaking baffled... the most ridiculous thing happened to me during study hall:

I walk in and sit down at the table in the Library where me and my friends always sit.

Some kid I don't talk to tells me, "You're a bitch!"
I just turn and look at him, "What?"
"You're a bitch!"
"Yeah I am.... I bet I'm a bigger bitch than you..."
Normally I can handle any confrontation with a statement like that because people get caught off gaurd, but this kid kept going.
"You're a fu[color=silver]c[/color]king f[color=silver]a[/color]ggot!"
"Yeah man, gayer than you, I suck dick!"
"Suck my dick faggot!"
My friends were all watching at this point, and my friend James just goes, "Present you sissy,"
And the kid whipped out his ****.
James, "Not cool,"
Me, "Wow, that's really hot,"
Him, "Yeah why don't you suck it!"
Me, "You're not really my type, sorry babe,"
Him, "Yo, **** you! You ever have ball sweat rubbed on your face?"
Me, "I wish!"
And then he went to put his hand down his pants, so I got up, grabbed him and pushed him back saying, "Dude, what the Hell is your problem?"
Him, "Look at you,"
Me, "Look at me? What the Hell is that supposed to mean? Is it because I don't think I'm black as you obviously do?"
He then proceded to punch me on the TOP OF THE HEAD, what the Hell is that? So I pushed him back again and was like, "Dude, I haven't talked to you in like three ****ing years, and I never have even talked about you, so why the Hell are you gonna try and start **** with me?"
Him, "You're a ****ing faggot,"
Me, "Your a freaking cunt," and then I sat back down.

wtf viking?


is this just another made up rant or what?

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]wtf viking?


is this just another made up rant or what?[/QUOTE]

No, it's seriously 100% true, I don't freaking know what happened.... it just kinda did happen... I don't even know what it was about... I know some kids who he hangs out with them, including a kid I've known since like Elementary School, so needless to say I asked him what it was about, and he doesn't even know.

:rolleyes:

In other news, I'm in Eggo's boat now. I worked out for the first time in a while today and the soreness is a-comin'.

Thats very strange. I dont know what to make of it. Do you know if the kid does coke or heroine? That could be your answer.

I'm not really sure, he probably does for all I know. He's part of the, "V-Dub Club," which is this group of kids who think they're a gang because they drive "pimped-out" VW's...

so his whipped his dingy out!!



no friggin way! If a dude did that to me, he wouldn't have n00ts left

Yeah man, but I was kinda caught off gaurd, plus I'm not really into physical violence unless things get out of hand (I think rubbing ball-sweat on someone is out of hand).

When he whipped it out, you should have said "come back once puberty catches up with you".

[QUOTE=CocaineAndCrucifixes]When he whipped it out, you should have said "come back once puberty catches up with you".[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, that would have been amazing.

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]Yeah man, but I was kinda caught off gaurd, plus I'm not really into physical violence unless things get out of hand (I think rubbing ball-sweat on someone is out of hand).[/QUOTE]


so he wiped ball sweat on you!!

Jesus christ man!


That fukker would be DEAD. Im saying down, with a cracked head, in a puddle of blood kind of dead

[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]so he wiped ball sweat on you!!

Jesus christ man!


That fukker would be DEAD. Im saying down, with a cracked head, in a puddle of blood kind of dead[/QUOTE]

No, he was going to put his hand in his pants to do so, and that's when I got up and hit him.

Jesus. Most people grow out of that when they're 8.

Frankly, I'm surprised you didn't just give him a sucker punch to the balls and see how tough he acts then.

Frankly, I'm surprised Vikingcore didn't just make a thread about this in the Pit and spared us.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Jesus. Most people grow out of that when they're 8.

Frankly, I'm surprised you didn't just give him a sucker punch to the balls and see how tough he acts then.[/QUOTE]

Haha, yeah... the funniest part of it all was the fact that he [B]PUNCHED ME ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD[/B].

[QUOTE=Cain]Frankly, I'm surprised Vikingcore didn't just make a thread about this in the Pit and spared us.[/QUOTE]

Story threads are always boring.

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]Haha, yeah... the funniest part of it all was the fact that he [B]PUNCHED ME ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD[/B].



Story threads are always boring.[/QUOTE]
That must have looked [B]SO[/B] awkward.

[QUOTE=CocaineAndCrucifixes]When he whipped it out, you should have said "come back once puberty catches up with you".[/QUOTE]

If you wanted to be truly scathing, "Is that it? Christ, a Ken doll is better hung than that."

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]No, he was going to put his hand in his pants to do so, and that's when I got up and hit him.[/QUOTE]




i dont know man...



I was taught at an early age not to put up with sh!t like that. I guess i should give ya props for handleing it the way you did.

[QUOTE=CocaineAndCrucifixes]That must have looked [B]SO[/B] awkward.[/QUOTE]

Especially since I'm 6'4".

[quote=Steerpike]
If you wanted to be truly scathing, "Is that it? Christ, a Ken doll is better hung than that."[/quote]

:lol: he probably would've flipped out about that.
[QUOTE=kurrptsenate]I was taught at an early age not to put up with sh!t like that. I guess i should give ya props for handleing it the way you did.[/QUOTE]

I don't like hitting people, my older brother (ten years older than me) used to beat me up on a regular basis from fifth grade into nineth grade before we got him institutionalized.

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]I'm not really sure, he probably does for all I know. He's part of the, "V-Dub Club," which is this group of kids who think they're a gang because they drive "pimped-out" VW's...[/QUOTE]


What the hell is VW's?

I dont know what I would do if someone did that to me.

Volkswagons.

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]Volkswagons.[/QUOTE]

I see. Those cars arent "pimp" or whatever these wiggers call it now a days.


I wonder what the reaction in the pit would be like if they heard this.