[url]http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=6342&display=photoshop[/url]

Hilarity from one of my favorite sites. I think this summer I'll actually start participating in these.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man][url]http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=6342&display=photoshop[/url]

Hilarity from one of my favorite sites. I think this summer I'll actually start participating in these.[/QUOTE]

:lol: The abortion one was one of the best when it comes to originality, but the drink driving one made me laugh out loud.

I think [url=http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=201622&display=photoshop]this[/url] and [url=http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=201896&display=photoshop]this[/url] were my favourites.

"For the cost of just a cup of coffee every day
You could have a cup of coffee,
Every day."

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man][url]http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=6342&display=photoshop[/url]

Hilarity from one of my favorite sites. I think this summer I'll actually start participating in these.[/QUOTE]

Wow, the "Hang with the crowd one was amazing,"

Those Worth1000 things really aren't that much better than SA's Photoshop Phriday, but I digress.

How many did you look at? Check out some of the other comeptitions.

[url=http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=6076&display=photoshop]Hybrid Animals[/url]
[url=http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=6080&display=photoshop]Celeb detouching[/url]
[url=http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=6264&display=photoshop]Plantimals[/url]

The plantimals are the most impressive I think. Especially the frog.

I've seen a few of them.

Some of them are good, but the ones that try to be funny fail horribly.

Also, women are crazy.

The elephant/tree one was good. Whether they're better or not than SA's photoshop competition isn't really important.

Anyway, why are women crazy?

I much prefer the one's that just show off the magic of photoshop.

Or maybe you're just crazy one thinking they're crazy. Wouldn't that just be nuts?

/faux philosophy

There was a flash thunderstorm in the Boston area that caught me and my girl as we were walking back to my car. I opened my door and was going to get in to avoid the rain, and she just grabs my arm, looks at me, and says, "No...let's stay out in the rain!"

Tell me that ain't crazy.

You seem pretty keen on Photoshop, DM. You any good?

Worth1000 is like the Dream Theater of photoshop contests: all technical skill but rarely is there any real entertainment value to it. SA's Photoshop Fridays are like Mr. Bungle records: eclectic, technical, AND highly amusing.

Well, that is how I would put it if I was clever enough.

D[size=2]amn you, YDLoad[/size].

I am decent and my AP art focus next year is going to be digital photography and edited photographs.

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/89724e42.jpg[/url]
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/a7979c87.jpg[/url]
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/Sherbornecheapst4largecopy.gif[/url]

A couple 5 minute things I've done for sketchbook this year. He was fully clothed when I started. And that wasn't a gay bar.

And these
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/Me%20the%20Wonderful/PeterLove2.jpg[/url]
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/Me%20the%20Wonderful/Peterkill.jpg[/url]
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/Musicianforums/baldjim.gif[/url]

The last one is DBJ. I have yet to really get a chance to focus on something with photoshop. I usually just clean things up and make things look perect. These are just the things where i have actually changed something vital in the image.

And I'm going to bed now. Night.

Pretty cool.

I know my way around Photoshop but I'm best off when it comes to graphic design-type things (mock magazine covers/movie posters/CD covers/etc).

EDIT: Night, Petey

Wtf moment of the week

[quote]StarTrekistehNPC (12:03:51 AM): SHUT UP I'LL PUNCH YOU
Shutup I Punch (12:04:00 AM): **** straight
StarTrekistehNPC (12:04:09 AM): I'll PUNCH YOU!
Shutup I Punch (12:04:17 AM): bring it!
StarTrekistehNPC (12:04:50 AM): << punches
StarTrekistehNPC (12:06:58 AM): BASTARD!
Shutup I Punch (12:07:09 AM): indeed
Shutup I Punch (12:07:13 AM): now shutup
Shutup I Punch (12:07:15 AM): or
Shutup I Punch (12:07:18 AM): i might punch
StarTrekistehNPC (12:07:27 AM): << punches
StarTrekistehNPC (12:07:40 AM): now you shut up or i will continue the beat down
StarTrekistehNPC (12:07:42 AM): bitch
Shutup I Punch (12:08:04 AM): hmmm
Shutup I Punch (12:08:06 AM): I believe
Shutup I Punch (12:08:14 AM): you are the one that shuts up
Shutup I Punch (12:08:17 AM): and I punch
StarTrekistehNPC (12:08:24 AM): NO!
StarTrekistehNPC (12:08:28 AM): SHUT IT UP NOW!
Shutup I Punch (12:08:34 AM): *later[/quote]

Ya, NPC just attacked me on AIM too...

[QUOTE]StarTrekistehNPC: HANDS UP MOTHA ****A!
BoBoDaRagingHoBo: hi?
StarTrekistehNPC: ON THE FLOOR NOW NIGGA
StarTrekistehNPC: THIS AIN'T NO SOCIAL!
BoBoDaRagingHoBo: ****, i thought i was going to get ice cream and talk to yuppies
StarTrekistehNPC: SON OF A BITCH
StarTrekistehNPC: <<pistol wips your little face
BoBoDaRagingHoBo: /kicks you in the shin
StarTrekistehNPC: DIE BITCH DIE!
StarTrekistehNPC: << caps you in the ol' noggin'
BoBoDaRagingHoBo: to much cocaine in the coffee today sir?
StarTrekistehNPC: no sir, just my way of saying hello
StarTrekistehNPC: :)
BoBoDaRagingHoBo: thats one hell of a hello
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I am decent and my AP art focus next year is going to be digital photography and edited photographs.

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/89724e42.jpg[/url]
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/a7979c87.jpg[/url]
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/Sherbornecheapst4largecopy.gif[/url]

A couple 5 minute things I've done for sketchbook this year. He was fully clothed when I started. And that wasn't a gay bar.

And these
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/Me%20the%20Wonderful/PeterLove2.jpg[/url]
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/Me%20the%20Wonderful/Peterkill.jpg[/url]
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/CaptainSwank/Musicianforums/baldjim.gif[/url]

The last one is DBJ. I have yet to really get a chance to focus on something with photoshop. I usually just clean things up and make things look perect. These are just the things where i have actually changed something vital in the image.

And I'm going to bed now. Night.[/QUOTE]

Hehe, I remember that baldjim photo. You made a thread about it I think, and it was closed down in about three seconds :-/

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo]Ya, NPC just attacked me on AIM too...[/QUOTE]
:lol: Somehow that's funny. I think.

I had a dream where I was in a broadway play of Pet Semetary. And Stephen King was Eric Clapton. Good times.

That's funny. I had a dream last night that Alexi Laiho was my new roommate. If only dreams came true. I'd be the next shred master in no time.

I'd kick it with Laiho. One time I imagined I was banging Hilary Duff and Laiho was around. I'm not sure why.

In the play, I was a guy with a bucket around me. And I got to kill little kids.

[QUOTE]If only dreams came true. I'd be the next shred master in no time.[/QUOTE]I wouldnt have gained much. Except cash and broadway experience. Stephen King/Eric Clapton wouldn't have tought me anything. He was being a bitch in the dream.

Well, ****. I wasn't supposed to go into work today. They said it's been too busy to train me, and that when they spoke to me on Friday they said that they would CALL about Thursday. I never recieved any call or message and so went in assuming that that was the day, which they liked, but nevertheless, I'm not able to start work yet. Rats.

Pros: -I can wait for my ear to heal, which is good since the acoustics in that room were terrible for hearing everything in mono.
-I can have more time to mentally prepare

Cons: -I really need to start work now. I need to work as much as possible to earn money for school. If I can't then that's going to be a major problem. I'm a little concerned now. They may postpone training me indefinitely, or at least far later than I would like.

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo]Ya, NPC just attacked me on AIM too...[/QUOTE]

Hehe, silly NPC.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]There's no one on msn left. I feel lonely :(


NP : Therapy? - Bowels of love /sad =([/QUOTE]

Well, I had to go to bed. You're lucky that song kept me as long as it did :p



[size=1]That stupid song






I think I'm becoming horribly addicted to the new Ginger song[/size]

Oh well, it's alright, Al. My friend stayed up until three, so I wasn't really aiming that comment at you. In fact, in that state I probably wasn't aiming it at anyone at all. :)

[QUOTE=munky_magik]Well, I had to go to bed. You're lucky that song kept me as long as it did :p



[size=1]That stupid song
I think I'm becoming horribly addicted to the new Ginger song[/size][/QUOTE]

I finally get MSN working again, and you go offline. *sniff*

[QUOTE=Cain]Well, ****. I wasn't supposed to go into work today. They said it's been too busy to train me, and that when they spoke to me on Friday they said that they would CALL about Thursday. I never recieved any call or message and so went in assuming that that was the day, which they liked, but nevertheless, I'm not able to start work yet. Rats.

Pros: -I can wait for my ear to heal, which is good since the acoustics in that room were terrible for hearing everything in mono.
-I can have more time to mentally prepare

Cons: -I really need to start work now. I need to work as much as possible to earn money for school. If I can't then that's going to be a major problem. I'm a little concerned now. They may postpone training me indefinitely, or at least far later than I would like.[/QUOTE]

That sucks man. Well, at least the money part does. But take it from me, not working is the best feeling. :)

/Joe votes for Alien Ant Farm bassist and Limp Bizkit bassist cause he's hxc.

Just after i left last night i sliced oepn my finger pretty bad cutting some malt loaf, so i spent this morning getting it stiched up. And now im off the my History exam. See you guys.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]
That sucks man. Well, at least the money part does. But take it from me, not working is the best feeling. :)[/QUOTE]

On this point I agree heartily. :)

I get attacked by NPC all the time. It's always a strange occurrence.

Now I wonder why people got so pissy with me when I posted a snippet of a conversation in the other comm. thread. "Jom, what was the point of that?" "Jom, no one cares."

Yeah, well, fuc[font=]k you.[/font]

Good morning/afternoon. My foot kills. And I have to work today. Terrrrrrrrific :(

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I get attacked by NPC all the time. It's always a strange occurrence.

Now I wonder why people got so pissy with me when I posted a snippet of a conversation in the other comm. thread. "Jom, what was the point of that?" "Jom, no one cares."

Yeah, well, fuc[font=]k you.[/font]

Good morning/afternoon. My foot kills. And I have to work today. Terrrrrrrrific :([/QUOTE]

Which community thread?

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]I finally get MSN working again, and you go offline. *sniff*[/QUOTE]
I get back online and you leave. Crybaby :mad: