Dude, down half a bottle of nyquil (my stepmom made me when I had a bad cold a month ago).

It works wooooonnnnndddeeerrrrssss.

[QUOTE=ICB]Dude, down half a bottle of nyquil (my stepmom made me when I had a bad cold a month ago).

It works wooooonnnnndddeeerrrrssss.[/QUOTE]

NyQuil just makes you pass out.

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]Sup. Well, I haven't played for more than 3 weeks (Italy). Today I played for.....5 hours. :D Nonstop. I feel great. :p

Cough medicine? Awesome!



Italy, "babe".



Why do you ask?[/QUOTE]

That ain't no excuse "BABE". :lol: Why didn't you take a guitar with you/buy one there?

(to post above)

That was the "wonders" I was talking about. Refl.

Everything gets a little incoherent, too...

[QUOTE]She nearly dislocated my arm as well. But don't worry, I'll get her back. /hurts girls [/QUOTE]

Don't we all?
[QUOTE]Why do you ask?[/QUOTE]

Because I'm a pedophile. :rolleyes:

I don't know, I just like to know where everyone is from. Kinda like knowing everyone's real name. It makes this thread seem a little more community-like. I'm sure Jumbucket would agree. :p


EDIT: Since we're on the topic of OTC drugs that get abused far too often, Vicks Vaporub will make you smell like an old man. It's my favorite drug to exploit. :D

I've been distracted by other things and a slight temporary disinterest in music. I should rock out tonight, get song of my riffs into songs and throw in some solos.


EDIT: I don't have any NyQuil. I really wish I did.

[QUOTE=ICB]That ain't no excuse "BABE". :lol: Why didn't you take a guitar with you/buy one there?

(to post above)

That was the "wonders" I was talking about. Refl.

Everything gets a little incoherent, too...[/QUOTE]

Because I couldn't! I don't want my guitar in the hands of some jerkoff who might break it, and also, holding a guitar on my lap for the 10 hour flight wouldn't exactly be awesome. Would if I could, "babe".

[QUOTE=EvenStillRix]


EDIT: I don't have any NyQuil. I really wish I did.[/QUOTE]

I know, great stuff, isn't it?

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]Because I couldn't! I don't want my guitar in the hands of some jerkoff who might break it, and also, holding a guitar on my lap for the 10 hour flight wouldn't exactly be awesome. Would if I could, "babe".



I know, great stuff, isn't it?[/QUOTE]

I see. "babe". That's a bummer.

NP: Killswitch Engage- My Last Serenade

[QUOTE=ICB]NP: Killswitch Engage- My Last Serenade[/QUOTE]
Jesse or Howard?

[QUOTE=ICB]I see. "babe". That's a bummer.

NP: Killswitch Engage- My Last Serenade[/QUOTE]

Definately. Got class now. See ya later.

? Class? Why? It's summer? :confused:

She goes to [I]speshul[/I] class.

[url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PIIDB&r=f]For those of you who don't know, here's what PIIDB stands for.[/url] :p

EDIT: Hmm...Those are somewhat explicit, should I unlink?

My parents bought me a car yesterday. It was totally out of the blue, as I had just borrowed money to buy a guitar and I thought they weren't going to buy me anything until I paid off the guitar. But I was wrong, came home from school, and there it was sitting in the yard. A 1989 Ford Escort, colour - white, transmission - standard, looks - like sh[I]i[/I]t, but it still runs. Cost $1,200. I love the freedom. :smoke:

How much would you pay for a shot at a bar? A friend is asking me as I assume he plans on selling shots at a party he's going to.

1.50 if you put cool food coloring in them. :)

EDIT: Actually, you should be a good* friend and tell him that he/she shouldn't be selling liquor.
















*friend with no balls

ha! I'll recommend he does that. I'm not going to the party and if I was I'd make him give it to me for free. Plus he will be able to make a shi[b][i][/b][/i]t load doing that.

Am I correct in thinking el is the in Mexican?

Si mon, buey.

EDIT: Yessarge.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]She nearly dislocated my arm as well. But don't worry, I'll get her back. /hurts girls :)[/QUOTE]

Dude, you would actually call your GF a "porker"?

/sometimes calls his gf a "nazi" because her family is from Germany

Well, maybe I'm not one to talk.

:lol:

Me and my ex-notgirlfriend,butwewereclose,justnottechnncallydating had name-calling contests that usually involved me saying something about math (because we were in math class toghether) then she would respond with something like "Your mom is the cubed root of 64." Then I would come back with "Your face is the cubed root of 64." "Your moms [I]face[/I] is the cubed root of 64."

Me- "My mom's face isn't a freaking number!"

/cries :emo:

Man. She was hot. :D

Fuc[COLOR=White]k[/COLOR]ing s[COLOR=White]h[/COLOR]it.

This hot chick friend of mine, that I am banging, wouldnt have sex with me yesterday becuse her tounge hurt. :rolleyes: Apperently her tounge piercing was acting up, and thus she didn't feel like doing anything sexual. I can live with that. "We will just wait a day or so and things would get back to normal", I thought. Wrong. Turns out, that the next day she is going to her grandmas place, and when she gets back (sunday) she will be on her period. :upset: Which means another week of lack of bootay.

On an unrelated topic, the drummer and 2nd guitarist of my band quit a couple of days ago, leaving me (vocals and lead guitar) and the bassplayer with enough song material for a live set/ demo but without enough musicians to play the stupid songs. We were already in the planing stages of recording, and were planned for several gigs for the coming months. We even had the sweetest rehersal place for the summer. :angry:

This sucks. :upset:

Maybe she just didn';t want to have sex with you and used the toungue as an excuse...

I've called my girlfriend "one of them colored girls" before :lol:

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I've called my girlfriend "one of them colored girls" before :lol:[/QUOTE]

Dude, you're in Maryland...for all she knows you may not be kidding :lol:

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Dude, you're in Maryland...for all she knows you may not be kidding :lol:[/QUOTE]

I do it in a really thick redneck accident, and then chase her into the bedroom ;)

I act like a retard and drool on my girl friend...
























/kills conversation

Whatever gets you off my friend, whatever gets you off.

I sneak out with my gf

I just got back at 4 am this morning from Boise Idaho. I was their football camp there at BSU (Boise State University). Lasted for 5 days, and it was a good time with 9 other people from my team.

Anyone here from around Boise?? Quite the change from my Eskimo land of Canada.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Dude, you would actually call your GF a "porker"?

/sometimes calls his gf a "nazi" because her family is from Germany

Well, maybe I'm not one to talk.[/QUOTE]

I just love teasing her. She gets angry too when I call her Dutch (She's half Dutch)

But really, she looked extremely Dutch today. Orange ++

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/superpeer/SP32-20050623-173230.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=Superpeer]I just love teasing her. She gets angry too when I call her Dutch (She's half Dutch)

But really, she looked extremely Dutch today.

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/superpeer/SP32-20050623-173230.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

Oh, teasing girls is the best because they always comically overreact.

EDIT: My god that's a lot of hearts

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Maybe she just didn';t want to have sex with you and used the toungue as an excuse...[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I though about that. Wouldn't make to much sense though.

[QUOTE=Animosity_62]I just got back at 4 am this morning from Boise Idaho. I was their football camp there at BSU (Boise State University). Lasted for 5 days, and it was a good time with 9 other people from my team.

Anyone here from around Boise?? Quite the change from my Eskimo land of Canada.[/QUOTE]

There was 4 people on our Renegade team there who were from Amsterdam. I never knew those dudes played football up there

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Oh, teasing girls is the best because they always comically overreact.

EDIT: My god that's a lot of hearts[/QUOTE]

Yeah, we're corny.

But, admit it, you like getting corny with your girl once in a while as well. :p

[QUOTE=Superpeer]Yeah, we're corny.

But, admit it, you like getting corny with your girl once in a while as well. :p[/QUOTE]

Oh man, there are times when we are super-corny...I mean, it can get embarrassing. :lol:

Also, I got two tickets to the Red Sox/Indians game next Tuesday! Hurray.

[QUOTE=TheUnavoidable]Fuc[COLOR=White]k[/COLOR]ing s[COLOR=White]h[/COLOR]it.

This hot chick friend of mine, that I am banging, wouldnt have sex with me yesterday becuse her tounge hurt. :rolleyes: Apperently her tounge piercing was acting up, and thus she didn't feel like doing anything sexual. I can live with that. "We will just wait a day or so and things would get back to normal", I thought. Wrong. Turns out, that the next day she is going to her grandmas place, and when she gets back (sunday) she will be on her period. :upset: Which means another week of lack of bootay.

On an unrelated topic, the drummer and 2nd guitarist of my band quit a couple of days ago, leaving me (vocals and lead guitar) and the bassplayer with enough song material for a live set/ demo but without enough musicians to play the stupid songs. We were already in the planing stages of recording, and were planned for several gigs for the coming months. We even had the sweetest rehersal place for the summer. :angry:

This sucks. :upset:[/QUOTE]

You know what sucks? I haven't been laid in...

/counts on fingers

/starts on toes

16 years. stfu you greedy bas[B][I][/I][/B]tard. :p

You should feel lucky that you have ready as[B][I][/I][/B]s.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]You know what sucks? I haven't been laid in...

/counts on fingers

/starts on toes

16 years. stfu you greedy bas[B][I][/I][/B]tard. :p

You should feel lucky that you have ready as[B][I][/I][/B]s.[/QUOTE]


But you don't really know what you're not getting.

Jelle- you may want to unlink that picture before CemetaryGates comes in and see her email. he may try to IM her. :lol:

Woah! My friend (the Friend who I miss dearly and has just left forever) just had the female equivalent of a wet dream. She was baffled by it and so am I. I've never heard of such a thing.

wtf? That's pretty cool. I wish my chick friends could talk about stuff like that with me. :-/ Only me and Madey talk about secks together, and I've never met her. :p