makes your fingers smell like you fingered someones asshole

yea and for a longg time too like you can still taste it on your breath and smell it on your fingers the next day

Can someone send me The Drones - Here Come the Lies?

I'll love you forever.

[quote=A Dead Modernist;16005553]makes your fingers smell like you fingered someones asshole[/quote]

Pretty much.

[QUOTE=Interstate;16005323]Man I finally tried weed for the first time today, it tasted like a bag of piss. It didn't exactly do much either, I was most upset. :([/QUOTE]

Hah. You're doing it wrong. Also, the first time you take any drug, since you don't know exactly what signs to look for to indicate it's working, it's hard to pick up on those signs without repeating the experience.

I bought some dank nugs today.

I will not have money to buy drugs any time soon.

I bought a shirt from urban outfitters the other day. I feel so dirty

[QUOTE=Interstate;16005323]Man I finally tried weed for the first time today, it tasted like a bag of piss. It didn't exactly do much either, I was most upset. :([/QUOTE]
After a couple times you'll get that feeling you're looking for. Just lean back and soak it all in. In fact, I'll take a hit in honor of your future second.

asymm

I can't do any more drugs till I move out :(

Why's that?

Something bad happened 2 weeks ago.

Basically I got some weed I was suspicious of, but I smoked it anyway. Turns out it was laced with something (I'm thinking PCP). I went bat[B]s[/B]hit in my front yard, someone called 911 and I got sent to the hospital. I nearly got kicked out of my house when my dad had to pick me up and it turned into a s[B]h[/B]it storm. I now get randomly drug tested. PCP is some crazy stuff, I thought I was dying; though thats probably because I didn't know what the hell was going on. I also have a hefty bill to pay.

Freak accident.

Damn dude.

:lol:

Its in the top 5 worst experiences of my life.

I know this kid who smoked a joint laced with coke and he just passed out. I also have a couple buddies who lace their weed with Raid :lol: **** that, thats some ni[I]g[/I]gerish ****, i stick with just the grass

I hope they enjoy their brain damage as far as the Raid goes, though they already sound mentally retarded if they're doing that in the first place.

So who wants to write my sociology essay? I know the answer isn't me.

I'll write it, it will be about hot dogs

Also: damn Anxious. I only ever bought from people I knew and trusted, but I suppose it still could have been easy to stumble on some tainted **** at a party or something. I took some bad E once though and that sucked

Yeah, I got this stuff from someone I didn't know because my main guy was dry. Stupid stupid stupid.

you should have just settled with some jenkem :o

I had a buddy who was a pocket dealer in high school who got busted in a class we had together. When they came for him, he knew what was up and tried to ditch his stuff but the teacher saw what he was doing. Sad day, dry week.

I wonder if fox just censored asshash with butthash. Either way it works.

Do you think if we do enough butthash we could bend spoons with our mind?

You would become the spoons with your mind.

If you guys are truthful and jenkem doesn't exist, I'll be at least a little disappointed tbqh

You can make it exist by doing it.

You first, Schopenhauer.

I'm constipated atm.

I ate some Taco Bell a couple hours ago.

If you've got some gas why not make some butthash

pass that s[SIZE="2"]hi[/SIZE]t, I need a hit

/me passes


Jenkem kinda reminds me of something me and my friend accidentally created a few years ago called Chester Cola.To make it you get a water bottle filled with water, mix Cheetos and marshmallows in it, let it incubate for a month or so and the marshmallows f[B]u[/B]cking dissolve. This ends up releasing tons of gas and making the bottle hard as concrete. We dropped one off the top of a building at school and I s[B]h[/B]it you not, it vaporized.

nice

I had a friend who was always doing weird **** like that. He also put together the most complicated and awesome homemade bongs. He was ****ing MacGuyver.

we were supposed to get a couple inches of snow which pretty much means no school but when i woke up this morning there was barely more than when i went to sleep

good thing im sick tho

I kind of miss snow. Well not really, I guess I just miss seasons.

[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]my eyes are falling out[/COLOR]

i'm in class

pussy

it was lightly snowing when i went to class which was actually pretty nice i kinda like that. only because it wasn't windy. dude i went to bed at 10:30 last night which is the earliest i have gone to bed this entire school year. i enjoyed it. i feel pretty good right now. alright i gotta catch up on notes brb

Did I miss the jenkem party?