lol I love Kyle

sup niggas

cut my own hair today havent talked to anyone irl in two months

jenna marbles is so unfunny i really hope no one here actually likes her

who

[QUOTE=emily_;18753641]cut my own hair today havent talked to anyone irl in two months[/QUOTE]

Wow.

[quote=emily_;18753641]cut my own hair today havent talked to anyone irl in two months[/quote]
Bro what about the librarians????

so much traffic everywhere it's a bitch

had to spend $900 today it's a bit :-/

shaved my pubes a few days back and they still itch like a motherfucker

I wanna get my salad tossed one day (by a girl, obvi) and I don't know if you have to go for waxing or some shit. I'm kinda excited tbqh.

i had some underwear draped over my joystick and it just gave me a shock when i saw it out the corner of my eye

[QUOTE=emily_;18753641]cut my own hair today havent talked to anyone irl in two months[/QUOTE]

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aww :(

roommate's girlfriend left her panties in the bathroom on the floor and i feel gross about taking a giant dump with them just laying there but it's weird if i move them right?

sniff em

they probably just smell like my dump now

her problem shouldn'tve left em there

ever got a dvd and the scenes are totally jumbled this is weird

A girl peed in my friend's drawer once at a house party even though there are two bathrooms open at all times

[QUOTE=Tyler;18753665]roommate's girlfriend left her panties in the bathroom on the floor and i feel gross about taking a giant dump with them just laying there but it's weird if i move them right?[/QUOTE]
come on man everyone knows you awkwardly shove them aside with your foot

[QUOTE=HighandDriving;18753657]I wanna get my salad tossed one day (by a girl, obvi) and I don't know if you have to go for waxing or some shit. I'm kinda excited tbqh.[/QUOTE]
personally i don't think it would make a difference

what is getting your salad tossed does that mean getting fucked in the ass with a strap on or something

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18753685]personally i don't think it would make a difference[/QUOTE]

well idk

hair is where dingleberries and their smaller, more elusive cousins reside

[QUOTE=robertsona;18753642]jenna marbles is so unfunny i really hope no one here actually likes her[/QUOTE]

ya she sucks
i made a comment on that vid that should be top comment but as soon as i made it BAM 20 more :(

jenna marbles reminds me of this girl that kept interrupting my high school math class to go to bathroom constantly

I bet she pooped a lot

what up bros

guiding my friend along his spiritual mushroom filled journey atm

printing out a bunch of demo tapes so i can go to this show later and be "random awkward guy handing out demo tapes"

i really come into my own when playing this role

smoking a bowl and watching seinfeld and adventure time

smoked, going fishing since its unseasonably warm, smoking more? brownies.

tongiht feels like a robotripping night but idk havent done that since the time it made me piss my pants a tiny bit at a show

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18753848]tongiht feels like a robotripping night but idk[/QUOTE]

dude dont just smoke or BAGSINURVEINSBRO

riding the bus to plano to see erica

sup nigs

smoking more and watching regular show

[quote=xMalcolmXx;18753806]guiding my friend along his spiritual mushroom filled journey atm[/quote]


spirit guide

ordered pizza but i dont think theyre updating the dominos tracker thingy HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN TO PUT MY PANTS ON

lol just dont. works out better that way. probably wont even stick around for the tip

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18753849]dude dont just smoke or BAGSINURVEINSBRO[/QUOTE]

im on probation bro all i can do is robitussin and psychedleics

u can also not do anything

[quote=NEEDTOPOST;18753871]ordered pizza but i dont think theyre updating the dominos tracker thingy HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN TO PUT MY PANTS ON[/quote]
Mesh shorts


slide 'em on real quick