[QUOTE=Eliminator;15490415]there needs to be a lolipop called Little Girls[/QUOTE]
As he snuck into the room he saw the little girls. His mouth began to water as he thought of the juicy sweetness that he would soon be tasting. He began to undress little girls with a sensual touch. When he finished he stuck his tongue out for the first lick. It was delicious. He started licking more voraciously, attacking little girls with his tongue without shame. As he finished the job he threw the exhausted stick on the floor and walked away.

[QUOTE=Silenius;15490443]Anglachel, are you named after the sword from the Tolkien stories?[/QUOTE]
Yes :)

Reading The Silmarillion?

hi5 for dorkiness

[QUOTE=Anglachel;15490455]Yes :)

Reading The Silmarillion?[/QUOTE]

Children of Hurin at the moment, pretty good read. Have read the Silmarillion as well, but a few years ago. :)

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15490454]As he snuck into the room he saw the little girls. His mouth began to water as he thought of the juicy sweetness that he would soon be tasting. He began to undress little girls with a sensual touch. When he finished he stuck his tongue out for the first lick. It was delicious. He started licking more voraciously, attacking little girls with his tongue without shame. As he finished the job he threw the exhausted stick on the floor and walked away.[/QUOTE]

If you'd capitalised Little Girls and included definite articles, it would have been fair less creepy.

I do not have Children of Hurin :-\


I am starting to read Unfinished Tales

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15490454]As he snuck into the room he saw the little girls. His mouth began to water as he thought of the juicy sweetness that he would soon be tasting. He began to undress little girls with a sensual touch. When he finished he stuck his tongue out for the first lick. It was delicious. He started licking more voraciously, attacking little girls with his tongue without shame. As he finished the job he threw the exhausted stick on the floor and walked away.[/QUOTE]

You dirty paedo!

:lol:

[QUOTE=Riva;15490473]If you'd capitalised Little Girls and included definite articles, it would have been fair less creepy.[/QUOTE]
Well the goal was to be creepy.

Silly.

You weren't even thinking about lollipops till the last line were you?

I thought he was talking about bioshock.

harvesting adam brb

[QUOTE=big80smullet;15490534]You weren't even thinking about lollipops till the last line were you?[/QUOTE]
Of course I was. It wouldn't have been funny (to me at least) if I wasn't talking about a lolipop the whole time. I just spiced up the diction to add some sensuality to it.

I usually bite lollipops tbh.

I also do that with small girls though so it would have still confused me.

I don't eat lollipops because i'm healthy.

eating little girls is healthy.

I always try to suck them but i end up crunching them cause i get bored and/or my tongue gets worn out

lollipop hmmm

a 13 year old covered in caramel

yes yes

Oh fuc[size=2]k[/size] yeah, there's nothing like a really good endorphin rush.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;15490587]I always try to suck them but i end up crunching them cause i get bored and/or my tongue gets worn out[/QUOTE]
having a strong tongue is conducive to longer relationships.

you should probably eat more lollipops.

endorphin is a good song

so is byker hill!

I'm feeling upbeat

I have a headache from playing too much GH3. And I don't even have it yet...getting it tomorrow.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5nZcFIf3qc[/url]

:lol:

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15490560]I don't eat lollipops because i'm healthy.[/QUOTE]

lol

Man, there are some fuc[font=verdana]king annoying people in this world, and it seems like the vast majority of them live next door to me. Seriously, these people never stop making noise. It's like they're part of some cult that believes silence will allows the alien menace that lurks within us all to get out, I dunno.

First it was their dog barking at 5am. Then it was them shouting at the dog at 6am. Then it was the bloke delighting us all with an epic monologue about his car, where the word fu[/font]ck was used as a verb, noun, adjective, and adverb, at least 3 times a sentence. The conversation only approved when his subhuman mate appeared. Although she doesn't swear, she does have that annoying habit of ending every sentence on an up note? Like she's always asking a question? Did I mention these two start shouting matches with each other on the drop of a hat?

Now they're watching a generic action-thriller on DVD. I know this because considering I can hear every sound and all the dialogue emanating from that black hole of good manners. Since no normal person could withstand the volume required to achieve this if the TV was inside, I can only assume that they're using the fence line between my house and theirs as their living room.

[QUOTE=Riva]Although she doesn't swear, she does have that annoying habit of ending every sentence on an up note? Like she's always asking a question? Did I mention these two start shouting matches with each other on the drop of a hat?[/QUOTE]

Sounds like that chick the dog dates on Family Guy.

my cat is pretty chill

[QUOTE=Riva;15490883]

Although she doesn't swear, she does have that annoying habit of ending every sentence on an up note? Like she's always asking a question? [/QUOTE]

This is a frequent problem with australian women and one of my pet hates.

They sound like massive bogans tbh

I'm living in Townsville right now. It is Bogan City.

Ive been there actually. when i was about 8

I used to live in goulburn which is the most bogan place on earth. There is not a place on earth which has the same amount and quality of bogans as goulburn. Only the western suburbs of sydney comes close.

I'll turn down the tv sorry dude.

Coulda just said it to my face.

wtf is a bogan

[QUOTE=big80smullet;15490952]Ive been there actually. when i was about 8

I used to live in goulburn which is the most bogan place on earth. There is not a place on earth which has the same amount and quality of bogans as goulburn. Only the western suburbs of sydney comes close.[/QUOTE]

I'd rather kneecap myself than live in Sydney's western suburbs. Same goes for some of Brisbanes outer suburbs as well.

Coke - Put simply, it's the Australian version of a redneck.
[url]http://www.bogan.com.au/[/url]

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15490955]I'll turn down the tv sorry dude.

Coulda just said it to my face.[/QUOTE]

I hate your face, it sickens me.

Has anyone ever heard Black Moth Super Rainbow?

Really cool Psychedelic from my state. :cool:

[QUOTE=G_Mac07;15490959]I'd rather kneecap myself than live in Sydney's western suburbs. Same goes for some of Brisbanes outer suburbs as well.

Coke - Put simply, it's the Australian version of a redneck.
[url]http://www.bogan.com.au/[/url][/QUOTE]

You'd die in goulburn. Pop: 24500 bogPop:24300

[QUOTE=big80smullet;15490975]You'd die in goulburn. Pop: 24500 bogPop:24300[/QUOTE]

I was raised in Mt Isa. I think I'd manage.

More like Mine Isa, amirite?

Yeah, that's a terrible joke my geology prof makes.

chhhhh requesting backup chhhhh

Tell your geology professor that joke is now mine.