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xMalcolmXx 05-03-2010 07:09 PM

i liked the fake the swine flu thing i did last semester

masscows 05-03-2010 07:11 PM

just write down anything relevant that comes into your head and take it all off on semi-related tangents, then re-read and edit it the next morning so it's coherent

TimJim 05-03-2010 07:11 PM

if this was a creative writing essay or an opinion paper this would be easy, but instead the professor was lyke lulz you have to pick either for or against waterbottles and research why your choice is better


so of course i chose the subject that has far less material to back it up and the one that forces me to derive, calculate, and speculate instead of ram environmental bullshyte down your throat


urgh oh well back to work

TimJim 05-03-2010 07:15 PM

its not a whole lot of efforts its just id rather be outside running around like im still in 5th grade and enjoying the house im currently in while we're here since we move in a few days over sitting in my packed up room pondering how i can extrapolate on such a onesided topic

if nothing else hopefully the professor will still think that my writing style is superb and find my subtly sarcastic tone amusing.



/rambles like rambo

i shouldnt have had 3 redbullzshots today

masscows 05-03-2010 07:16 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;17962462]
if nothing else hopefully the professor will still think that my writing style is superb and find my subtly sarcastic tone amusing.

[/QUOTE]
this is how i get a's

TimJim 05-03-2010 07:19 PM

i wrote a paper on why marriage is better than cohabitation and apparently she thought it was good enough to ask me if it would be okay to email to colleagues.

i felt good about myself for that :')

masscows 05-03-2010 07:21 PM

I wrote a business plan for Kodak for management last semester and my professor told me it's probably better than the one they have now

I wrote another one about depictions of death as representative of social decay in art for semiotics and my teacher told me I should consider going for post-grad degrees

Deth 05-03-2010 07:36 PM

what a useful educational path that would be!

Tyler 05-03-2010 07:41 PM

semiotics is useless

masscows 05-03-2010 07:47 PM

it's really interesting honestly

I wouldn't want to go into a career with a focus on it though (like there are any)

Deth 05-03-2010 07:48 PM

I wonder how long I can go without checking my grades

Aakon_Keetreh 05-03-2010 07:48 PM

done with finals! **** ya

TimJim 05-03-2010 07:49 PM

how do you do heroin and coursework at the same time

RouteOne 05-03-2010 07:49 PM

web4students won't let me ****ing log on to check my grades ughuguguhh

Aakon_Keetreh 05-03-2010 07:49 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;17962509]how do you do heroin and coursework at the same time[/QUOTE]

im in outpatient rehab. so not doing heroin anymore

TimJim 05-03-2010 07:50 PM

well yeah but thats only since like 6 weeks ago

Aakon_Keetreh 05-03-2010 07:51 PM

well then whats your point

Deth 05-03-2010 07:52 PM

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17962510]web4students won't let me ****ing log on to check my grades ughuguguhh[/QUOTE]

sounds like a jank *** online system

blackboard nigga

TimJim 05-03-2010 07:53 PM

[quote=Aakon_Keetreh;17962520]well then whats your point[/quote]
how did you get good grades if you did heroin? jw cuz that seems like it doesnt go hand in hand

Aakon_Keetreh 05-03-2010 07:54 PM

i was a functioning addiction for whatever that term is worth. I still did all my hw and tests good enough to at least get above a 2.5

Jaundice 05-03-2010 07:55 PM

just got back from my dad's apartment to have a family talk about getting a lawyer

that was really lame mom ran out crying

TimJim 05-03-2010 07:56 PM

what for?

2muchket! 05-03-2010 07:56 PM

sucks dude

Murdererer 05-03-2010 07:59 PM

when my parents got divorced my mom was the bitch who got the lawyer my dad was like fuk off

RetiredAt21 05-03-2010 08:00 PM

Sup bros.

TimJim 05-03-2010 08:00 PM

it probably has to do with him being in jail guys

Murdererer 05-03-2010 08:00 PM

chillin. drinkin a bud

Dimmu Burger 05-03-2010 08:02 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;17962544]it probably has to do with him being in jail guys[/QUOTE]

someone say jail?

Murdererer 05-03-2010 08:02 PM

when they got divorced my moms lawyer was like u dont really got a case for allomony since both ur kids are legal adults.... then she was like well i got a lawyer and he dosen't then her lawyer was like yea but he could easily get one then ull just lose out on the money ur getting for no reason

Jaundice 05-03-2010 08:03 PM

[QUOTE=TimJim;17962544]it probably has to do with him being in jail guys[/QUOTE]

this

everything is slightly uncomfortable all the time lately

RetiredAt21 05-03-2010 08:03 PM

Wtf are you talking about, man.

EDIT: @ murderer

Dimmu Burger 05-03-2010 08:04 PM

My wife got a lawyer and I didn't. I'm still gonna win.

Murdererer 05-03-2010 08:04 PM

my mom is such a stupid kyke i havent even talked to her for 5 years and my little brother hates her too and dosn't live with her but now its all good no1s ever gotta see her again haha stupid bitch



just say ur sorry and u made a mistake jaundice u were 17 when it happend u lucked out bud

TimJim 05-03-2010 08:04 PM

until then girlfriend is the best

Murdererer 05-03-2010 08:06 PM

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17962557]Wtf are you talking about, man.

EDIT: @ murderer[/QUOTE]

my studpidass mom no1s even seen her for years and shes trying to get money for allamony lol wtf we never even lived in ur new apartment bitch and we're legal adults..... wow what a dumbass

RetiredAt21 05-03-2010 08:07 PM

lol what the ****, man.

2muchket! 05-03-2010 08:07 PM

i imagine that's what you sound like when you've taken heroin justin

RetiredAt21 05-03-2010 08:08 PM

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17962573]i imagine that's what you sound like when you've taken heroin justin[/QUOTE]

More like silence. Content/satisfied silence.

TimJim 05-03-2010 08:08 PM

tronn is the best sputnikmeme around

2muchket! 05-03-2010 08:11 PM

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17962576]More like silence. Content/satisfied silence.[/QUOTE]

and the occasional shrill giggle


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