[QUOTE=R. Blythe]Dang i didnt know you played guitar! U any good? What kind do you have?[/QUOTE]

He's probably quite good. One time I saw a black dude dressed in total ghetto regalia (the real kind, not the sports jerseys) walk into a guitar store and pick up a Les Paul next to me. He had the cleanest, fastest legato technique of anyone I've ever seen in person. The dude was RIPPIN. It reminded me just how few black players there are left. At the time, I wasn't even aware that they still existed (I was in ninth grade, a decidedly less-educated point and time with regards to music).

All 3 of our gfs are like polar opposites.

One wants you to play for her, the other doesn't, and mine plays guitar for me.

If you don't get this, I'll give you a hint. I don't have a girlfriend.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]All 3 of our gfs are like polar opposites.

One wants you to play for her, the other doesn't, and mine plays guitar for me.

If you don't get this, I'll give you a hint. I don't have a girlfriend.[/QUOTE]

So your right hand is working overtime?

[QUOTE=Jake]Ray- wtf, you play guitar?[/QUOTE]

Yessuh.

[QUOTE=Blythe]Dang i didnt know you played guitar! U any good? What kind do you have?[/QUOTE]

Dang, why is this such a shock to everyone? I think I've mentioned it like, three times ITT.

[QUOTE=Cain]Our girlfriends are so different, Ray. Mine doesn't usually ask me to play guitar for her: she thinks the "serenading" thing is too cheesy, and plus she's quite a competent singer herself so she's not apt to be impressed even by impressive guitar playing.

She won't even let me write a love song or dedicate anything to her when I perform. And I can write a doozy of a love song if I wanted, let me tell you.[/QUOTE]

Well, it's not like she was in it for the "ooh, please play a love song for me! that would be so romantic!" factor (although she might have been); back at uni she told me she played bass, so I told her I was a guitarist and she said to me the other day that she just wanted to know just how good I was at it and how interested I was in it.

But I think she did ask me to play in part because of the romanticism involved, because all women are like that :p

There's nothing they love more than a good serenade. Problem is, you can't have the serenade without the good. That's where it gets tricky. :p

[QUOTE=Cain]There's nothing they love more than a good serenade. Problem is, you can't have the serenade without the good. That's where it gets tricky. :p[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah, I don't think I did a very good job :lol:

Or maybe I did because she seemed impressed. But then again she could be playing the "supportive girlfriend" role. Hm.

Ray- Do you play any Hendrix songs?

/terrible cliche

Cain- So far 1 person has got my joke. :p

I can play some, but I mostly don't.

I just did a self-portrait for art. I should post it so you guys can make fun of me.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I just did a self-portrait for art. I should post it so you guys can make fun of me.[/QUOTE]

Please, it would be better than anything I could ever draw or paint.

I'm good with words and a gee-tar, but with a pencil or paintbrush I'm lost.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Please, it would be better than anything I could ever draw or paint.

I'm good with words and a gee-tar, but with a pencil or paintbrush I'm lost.[/QUOTE]

I'm the same. I can't draw a straight line to save my life.

My mom was an artist, but now she does it all on the computer (not to say that isn't art). Drawing is one of my strong points, as is Art class. I wouldn't say I'm much of a painter though.

[QUOTE=EddieVanHalen769]My mom was an artist, but now she does it all on the computer (not to say that isn't art). Drawing is one of my strong points, as is Art class. I wouldn't say I'm much of a painter though.[/QUOTE]

what kind of artist was your mom?

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Ray- Do you play any Hendrix songs?

/terrible cliche

Cain- So far 1 person has got my joke. :p[/QUOTE]
I got your joke, I just didn't comment on it until now.

[url]http://s45.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0GK26KM1X104G2XI65N694XOBT[/url]

Dredg - El Cielo. Uploaded for Jake. Shared with all.

[QUOTE=heavy metal kid]what kind of artist was your mom?[/QUOTE]
A graphic artist. Basically she designed logos, and other related things. She was quite good. She decided to get back into the buisness about five years ago, and had to take a bunch of computer courses because painting logos is outdated.

Oh new title... *sigh*

Whose idea was it?

AH said it sarcastically in a rant-y post of his and Jelle/Tender changed it to that.

[QUOTE=EddieVanHalen769]A graphic artist. Basically she designed logos, and other related things. She was quite good. She decided to get back into the buisness about five eyars ago, and ha dto take a bunch of computer courses becuase painting logos is outdated.[/QUOTE]

i always like graphic desing, is very awesome i'll probably take classes of that just when i finish some photo shoots.

[QUOTE=heavy metal kid]i always like graphic desing, is very awesome i'll probably take classes of that just when i finish some photo shoots.[/QUOTE]
It is very cool. I'm considering it as one of my options for the future. I really have no idea what I want to do though.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]AH said it sarcastically in a rant-y post of his and Jelle/Tender changed it to that.[/QUOTE]
I see.

Well it's half true... :-\

[QUOTE=Illmatic]AH said it sarcastically in a rant-y post of his and Jelle/Tender changed it to that.[/QUOTE]

Jim's been doing a lot of that lately. How come?

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Jelle changed it, and everything I wrote in said post was serious.
[/QUOTE]
Well that wasn't very nice, I realized it wasn't that difficult to see...but yeah...serious business :-\

Alright, I'll post it. But be kind.

EDIT: Webcam is being ghey, maybe I can post it later.

Oh my god, there's really no question about it..."The Lemon Song" rips so badly from "Killing Floor"

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Oh my god, there's really no question about it..."The Lemon Song" rips so badly from "Killing Floor"[/QUOTE]

Can You Send It?

I'm decent at drawing and a mediocre painter, but I'm getting better. My art teacher constantly prods me to paint.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Oh my god, there's really no question about it..."The Lemon Song" rips so badly from "Killing Floor"[/QUOTE]
I already knew Jimmy Page was a thief. :D

Thank you Jumbucket. :D


[QUOTE][21:17] hi im madey: no.. i want a ****ing huge dick
[21:17] hi im madey: with cheese and.. tomatoes and lettuce
[21:17] hi im madey: and ketchup
[21:17] hi im madey: and .. mushrooms
[21:18] DrJakeDestructo: lol!
[21:19] hi im madey: god that sounds so good
[/QUOTE]

Oh shi'

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Oh my god, there's really no question about it..."The Lemon Song" rips so badly from "Killing Floor"[/QUOTE]
Yep. Page did that a lot. *cough*wholelottalove*cough*

I don't draw much. Sometimes I feel like drawing a picture, but I suck at it. I can make realistic looking people, but they come out ugly.

[i]I've got some letters inside of my drawer
that should have been stamped and delivered
One is addressed to my ex
it says I'm the type of kid who can't be lived with
One is addressed to my friends
it says I'm a mess so y'all can't visit
One is addressed to myself
but I don't know what personality or hand to give it

I'm a God da[u]m[/u]n misfit...mismatched, but never missed much
Mr Right-time-wrong-place with a long face until our lips touch
I don't miss the mistrust, its what got our messages mixed up
Before I rip up your letters let us see if I can tear you away from his clutch

This stuff's a whole other drawer
from a different dresser I'm not ready to address
I went to the west to get my mind off things and I'm already depressed
I give up. Get let down. Down play. Play games. Put on my game face
Face my pharmecudial needs and feed on my medicine, but I don't like the way it tastes

I go place to place without enough money to put a bed under me
So I share my sleeping space with rodents, insects, and dust bunnies
I laugh at the mess I've created for myself until it gets unfunny
But I'm content in the fact that they don't expect respect, sex, love, or trust from me

When I'm hungry I can taste it
I hide in the basement
Check up on me every now and then
Because my mood swings low...and I can feel myself going down again[/i]

[quote=Jake]Ok, quick question. What band is Adrian Belew in? I wanna say he's Opeth's guitarist for some reason, but could someone clarify/correct me, please?[/quote]

King Crimson.

Source: [url]http://www.adrianbelew.net/[/url], courtesy of my brain.

EDIT: Okay, [url=http://www.google.com/]Google[/url], too.

Hence the ending line "Down on this Killing floor...."

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Ok, quick question. What band is Adrian Belew in? I wanna say he's Opeth's guitarist for some reason, but could someone clarify/correct me, please?[/QUOTE]
I don't know, but I'm sure he's not Opeth's guitarist since Peter Lindgren is the guitarist, and he isn't listed on metal archives as a past member.

Edit: AH got there first.

[url=http://s37.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2667KH8NT8AUV2RN5AQDH2SYME]Howlin' Wolf - Killing Floor[/url]

ATM: Is that the self-portrait?

/expected a painting or drawing

[QUOTE=lunch]Hence the ending line "Down on this Killing floor...."[/QUOTE]Well, yeah, but parts of "The Lemon Song" directly lift the melody from "Killin' Floor"...it's shocking.

[QUOTE]ATM: Is that the self-portrait?[/QUOTE]

No, he said his webcam wasn't working.

[QUOTE=Illmatic][url=http://s37.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2667KH8NT8AUV2RN5AQDH2SYME]Howlin' Wolf - Killing Floor[/url][/QUOTE]
The link isn't working for me. :upset:

[QUOTE=lunch998]No, he said his webcam wasn't working.[/QUOTE]

That was just the song I was listening too :)

Oh, whoops. I guess I am just easily confused, then. Dang art students.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]That was just the song I was listening too :)[/QUOTE]

I have a feeling you would like my art. I draw surreal/abstrat/psychedelic pictures, which usually include mushrooms and the like.