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Angmar 05-12-2009 05:11 PM

A 16 year old freshman? Must have been held back, that means she's probably in your brain cell range dude.

Jaundice 05-12-2009 05:12 PM

just think WWJD

you know what would jelle do.
[QUOTE]Must have been held back, that means she's probably in your brain cell range dude.[/QUOTE]this too.

Nostalgia 05-12-2009 05:13 PM

16 18 is legal and not uncommon at all

Iluvatar 05-12-2009 05:14 PM

yeah Im pretty there is a national statute stating that within three years it is legal

Jaundice 05-12-2009 05:14 PM

I'm pretty sure it's not legal but it's extremely common.

I want to say the age of consent is generally 17.

Si1v3RfaNg 05-12-2009 05:14 PM

nah guys if your 18 your considered an adult, and if your below that your considered a minor, so adult + minor = jailtime if caught and prosecuted

Angmar 05-12-2009 05:15 PM

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17238342]nah guys if your 18 your considered an adult, and if your below that your considered a minor, so adult + minor = jailtime if caught and prosecuted[/QUOTE]

ummm false dude

Jaundice 05-12-2009 05:16 PM

What's with all this legal bullshi

Are you seriously gonna let the government tell you who you can and cannot ****?

Iluvatar 05-12-2009 05:16 PM

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17238342]nah guys if your 18 your considered an adult, and if your below that your considered a minor, so adult + minor = jailtime if caught and prosecuted[/QUOTE]

age of consent is 18 for any situation but the law isn't retarded it makes allowances for understandble relationships. for example florida has a 16-24 statute, in addition to the 3 year rule

Nostalgia 05-12-2009 05:16 PM

the laws differ in every state usually, but if you dont have sex with her nothing will happen to you. you cant be prosecuted for being in a committed relationship

Aaron 05-12-2009 05:17 PM

[quote=Si1v3RfaNg;17238326]shes 16, but you know parents... and yeah if the parents dont like it... i could go to jail... cuz im 18 and shes 16[/quote]
Write her parents a letter requesting permission to copulate with their daughter:

[quote]
Dear Sir/Madam,
It has come to my attention through review of my personal records that your daughter is attractive. I now hereby seek permission to engage in sexual intercourse with her, on one or possibly more occasions. I look forward to hearing from you or your representative.

Yours truly,
Silverfang[/quote]

Si1v3RfaNg 05-12-2009 05:18 PM

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17238348]the laws differ in every state usually, but if you dont have sex with her nothing will happen to you. you cant be prosecuted for being in a committed relationship[/QUOTE]

yeah that makes sense... alright going for it then.

Jaundice 05-12-2009 05:20 PM

You can kiss her [I]Under the bright moonlight[/I], it'll be fun.

Si1v3RfaNg 05-12-2009 05:20 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17238355]You can kiss her [I]Under the bright moonlight[/I], it'll be fun.[/QUOTE]

hahaha Maybe I will.

Angmar 05-12-2009 05:20 PM

2 years is seriously no big deal, a little age difference doesn't hurt at all, I dated a girl who had the same exact birthday as me and that was a bit weird....

Iluvatar 05-12-2009 05:21 PM

I **** 16 year olds all the time

or i did. =(

Aaron 05-12-2009 05:24 PM

You can tell her to "Howl at the moon bitch!"

Angmar 05-12-2009 05:24 PM

you did

adb 05-12-2009 05:25 PM

[I][COLOR="SlateGray"][SIZE="6"][FONT="Verdana"]Si1v3RfaNg[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/I]

Si1v3RfaNg 05-12-2009 05:27 PM

lol Yeah thanks sputnik, giver of all things related to relationships....

Jaundice 05-12-2009 05:29 PM

you're the one that requested our advice

Nostalgia 05-12-2009 05:29 PM

i was talking to this girl today that ive know for a few months and she admitted to me she lost her virginity when she was 14.

she didnt see anything wrong with it, but idk i think thats pretty gross.

Iluvatar 05-12-2009 05:31 PM

i lost my virginity at 14 i think i am not gross

Angmar 05-12-2009 05:31 PM

You think that's bad Austin, there are 2 pregnant 6th graders in Sequim right now, and one of them is 11!

Nostalgia 05-12-2009 05:32 PM

yeah youre a guy its a completely different situtation duh
[QUOTE]
You think that's bad Austin, there are 2 pregnant 6th graders in Sequim right now, and one of them is 11![/QUOTE]

ahhaha. reminds me of that 9-year-old kid in the UK who had a baby.

Jaundice 05-12-2009 05:35 PM

14 or 15 is average age for a girl to lose her virginity.

Si1v3RfaNg 05-12-2009 05:38 PM

yeah... it really is. But yeah I know i requested advice, i was just thanking you guys for the bitch slap to the face knocking sense into me.

Nostalgia 05-12-2009 05:38 PM

yeah because the average girl is a slut.

Aaron 05-12-2009 05:41 PM

[quote=Nostalgia;17238377]i was talking to this girl today that ive know for a few months and she admitted to me she lost her virginity when she was 14.

she didnt see anything wrong with it, but idk i think thats pretty gross.[/quote]
I know a girl who lost her virginity at a house-party in the hallway.

Nostalgia 05-12-2009 05:54 PM

we know slutty girls

im gonna go to the grocery store. gimme some good food to get.

Jaundice 05-12-2009 05:56 PM

My ex supposedly had a baby with her dad on accident. It's awkward when people call me out on it.

[QUOTE]gimme some good food to get.[/QUOTE]french bread pizza

adb 05-12-2009 05:57 PM

french bread pizza is pretty baller yeah

I just had taco bell

Moon Flavor 05-12-2009 05:58 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17238414]My ex supposedly had a baby with her dad on accident. It's awkward when people call me out on it.

french bread pizza[/QUOTE]

wow that is awkward...

Moon Flavor 05-12-2009 05:59 PM

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;17238416]french bread pizza is pretty baller yeah

I just had taco bell[/QUOTE]

I hope for your sake you didn't get something with beef.

That beef is gross man

Jaundice 05-12-2009 06:00 PM

I don't even really think it's true. I was told that it was probably one of her dad's friends and the story got distorted somewhere along the line, and that's what I'm leaning to.

Not to spare my feelings but because it sounds exponentially more realistic.

Aaron 05-12-2009 06:01 PM

[quote=Nostalgia;17238409]im gonna go to the grocery store. gimme some good food to get.[/quote]
Mac'n'Cheese

Moon Flavor 05-12-2009 06:04 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17238421]I don't even really think it's true. I was told that it was probably one of her dad's friends and the story got distorted somewhere along the line, and that's what I'm leaning to.

Not to spare my feelings but because it sounds exponentially more realistic.[/QUOTE]

Yeah if she had a baby with her dad chances are she got raped so...

Jaundice 05-12-2009 06:06 PM

Not too far fetched of an idea, her dad is a creeper for certain.

adb 05-12-2009 06:07 PM

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17238418]I hope for your sake you didn't get something with beef.

That beef is gross man[/QUOTE]

your face is gross

i just had a bean burrito and a taco

idc their beef is D grade, it tastes good, isn't too greasy/fatty

Moon Flavor 05-12-2009 06:08 PM

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;17238433]your face is gross

i just had a bean burrito and a taco

idc their beef is D grade, it tastes good, isn't too greasy/fatty[/QUOTE]

Yeah but there's like... slices of skin and **** that we pull out of the beef

And I guess if it gets cold for more than an hour it starts collecting deadly bacteria and ****


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