[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]ICB, i doubt you will ever have girlfriend AFTER I COME AND RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!!!![/QUOTE]

You rip them off and I'll shove 'em straight down your throat, boy.

Oh, and Naruto is a children's series in Japan that's targeted towards 12-year-olds.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]Nahh, i find them not as important as the face. Face for me is nearly everything, but i also love a really horny girl who enjoys it as much as me. Unhorny chicks just dont get me.[/QUOTE]

Wait, so you mean you like girls who like sex?

No way!

I value the face, the boobs (but in relation to the body type), the a[size=2]ss (ditto)[/size], personality/how a girl carries herself, and the legs all in practically equal regard; if a girl is poor in one area I have a hard time being attracted to her.

1. Personality
2. Face
3. Boobs
4. Butt

Nuff' said.

Illmatic knows how it goes

Except for the hard to be attracted part. For me a real nice *** or face can make up for a smaller chest

The funny thing is that the last girl I was with had the most extremely perfect as[B][I][/I][/B]s. All my friends would be like "Dude, you're so lucky, look at her as[B][I][/I][/B]s!.

Me- "Yeah, she's funny too."

The sad thing was that she was hornier than me, so it didn't last long. Don't get me wrong, I'm just as horny as the next mxer, but when i'm aroung a girl I like, my balls just sort of retract like a scared turtle. :upset:

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]For me :

1 : Face
2 : Liking me
3 : Boobs
4 : Horniness
5 : Not taking the piss out of me for Death Metal/Animé obsession.
6 : Bum
7 : Ability to withstand alchohol[/QUOTE]
This is almost exactly the same for me. Except personality is my first choice.

[QUOTE=ICB]
Oh, and Naruto is a children's series in Japan that's targeted towards 12-year-olds.[/QUOTE]

Eleventeen told you that, and Eleventeen know's about as much about animé as he knows about metal.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]1. Personality
2. Face
3. Boobs
4. Butt

Nuff' said.[/QUOTE]

If I didn't have my wierd obsessions, that's how my list would be. :p

Joe- Very well put. :thumb:

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]The funny thing is that the last girl I was with had the most extremely perfect as[B][I][/I][/B]s. All my friends would be like "Dude, you're so lucky, look at her as[B][I][/I][/B]s!.

Me- "Yeah, she's funny too."

The sad thing was that she was hornier than me, so it didn't last long. Don't get me wrong, I'm just as horny as the next mxer, but when i'm aroung a girl I like, my balls just sort of retract like a scared turtle. :upset:[/QUOTE]

WTF?

When I'm around a girl my balls display themselves proudly like an eagle.

Joe just likes masturbating to horny anime girls, don't mind him, Ray.

:p

I'm just kiddin' Joe, you know I love ya. Phag.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]WTF?

When I'm around a girl my balls display themselves proudly like an eagle.[/QUOTE]

123...most of the time Little Ray does more of the thinking than Big Ray around hot girls.

Even though around one special hot girl they can more or less keep each other in check

Shut it ICB, i will kill you, especially now ive had 4 beers and a glass of wine down me. Im holding up well, i hope this doesnt turn into the last time i got pissed on mx :/

hatgik mfn!!jgfa!!1#

That was embaressing.

Joe's woman:

[url=http://www.anime.ag/contest/ABGABE/BANNER/sonstige/banner-250x250-1--anime-214.jpg]Click[/url]

1. A[SIZE=2]ss[/SIZE]
2. Face
3. Boobs
4. Horniness
5. Personality, im not looking to settle down or anything yet.

Was that implying that she doesnt exist :/

[QUOTE=Illmatic]123...most of the time Little Ray does more of the thinking than Big Ray around hot girls.

Even though around one special hot girl they can more or less work as a team o_O[/QUOTE]

Little Christian get's me into all kinds of trouble.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]Eleventeen told you that, and Eleventeen know's about as much about animé as he knows about metal.[/QUOTE]

So in other words, you're saying I know more about Anime than you?!

Okay fine, this will convert all you non-@ss lovers.

[url]http://www.yousosexy.com/galleries/nikki64.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]So in other words, you're saying I know more about Anime than you?![/QUOTE]

I was trying to get myself out of trouble foo'.

And the issues of the Naruto manga clearly say 13+ TEEN.

Why do you think it has a pervert no jutsu in it and half naked chicks?

Common, Naruto's teacher is called Ero-Sinnin. You know what that means. Perverted hermit. You think that there gonna show that on a childs on show?

It's hard to explain...When I first meet a girl, or when I'm just friends with her, I'm extremely horny and stuff, but then when I actually start to have more feelings for her, I get all timid and emo. :-/

/barely ever gets any


EDIT:

Blythe- Her feet r teh secks!11!!

Joe- Get off the juice for christs sake.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]It's hard to explain...When I first meet a girl, or when I'm just friends with her, I'm extremely horny and stuff, but then when I actually start to have more feelings for her, I get all timid and emo. :-/

/barely ever gets any[/QUOTE]

I get a suprsingly large amount. If i go to a party, i can choose which girl i score, which is always cool.

[QUOTE=R. Blythe]Okay fine, this will convert all you non-@ss lovers.

[url]http://www.yousosexy.com/galleries/nikki64.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

Beautiful, simply beautiful.

I need not say more.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]I was trying to get myself out of trouble foo'.

And the issues of the Naruto manga clearly say 13+ TEEN.

Why do you think it has a pervert no jutsu in it and half naked chicks?

Common, Naruto's teacher is called Ero-Sinnin. You know what that means. Perverted hermit. You think that there gonna show that on a childs on show?[/QUOTE]

The fact is, I like fecking with you... but to say I know as much about Anime as I do about Metal as an insult... ridiculous, cause I know a lot about metal, maybe not as much as Bartender or Bobo, but I know quite a bit.

And fact is, I actally love Anime, I just lvoe your reaction when I make fun of Naruto.

My friends are super gay, and they figured out what's wrong with me.

They say Im a badass, and that I can get pretty much any chick that I want, but keeping her is the thing I can't do. :-/ Therefore, I don't get much beyond making out with chicks. :(

Dude, i know you know alot about metal, i was just trying to argue against ICB. I could think of any other plausible argument as he has never seen a single episode of the show.

Which episodes have you seen?

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]I get a suprsingly large amount. If i go to a party, i can choose which girl i score, which is always cool.[/QUOTE]

How old are you?

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]Dude, i know you know alot about metal, i was just trying to argue against ICB. I could think of any other plausible argument as he has never seen a single episode of the show.

Which episodes have you seen?[/QUOTE]

None, that's the funny thing, I'm seriously just fecking with you dude, I'll stop though, lol.

[QUOTE=R. Blythe]How old are you?[/QUOTE]

16.

And Eleveteen, you fu[u]c[/u]king ba[u]s[/u]tard. You haven't seen a single one?!?!

EDIT: lol owned by the underline button

[url]http://www.deviantart.com/view/10713032/[/url]

Lol @ that.

And Jake, if i ever become rich, i will pay for us all to hang out for a day/week. It would be soooo cool.

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]None, that's the funny thing, I'm seriously just fecking with you dude, I'll stop though, lol.[/QUOTE]
yeah that's fun to do with people sometimes online

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]16.

And Eleveteen, you fu[u]c[/u]king ba[u]s[/u]tard. You haven't seen a single one?!?![/QUOTE]

one, but I hated it... I don't like it cause a kid I know is OBSESSED he wears the fecking jacket, and when we were little kids he stole my magic cards, so yeah, I have an unfounded hatred for it, but whatever, I'm happy enough with the DVD's I have.

[QUOTE=FretShredder12]yeah that's fun to do with people sometimes online[/QUOTE]

yesh :p

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe][url]http://www.deviantart.com/view/10713032/[/url]

Lol @ that.

And Jake, if i ever become rich, i will pay for us all to hang out for a day/week. It would be soooo cool.[/QUOTE]
wow, that video is awesome! :evil: :lol:

Alright. You should check out/do my Featured Animé in the Games forum, but i am doing Gundam Wing.

Sorry dude.

I'll take whatever Joe's having. Actually double that.

Joe, you know we're messin' with you.

I used to be huge on Gundam Wing and all the other anime that got played on Cartoon Network. But then, I just stopped watching it. I guess I must've grown out of it or something.

If you mean drink, no. Im the alocholic here, not you.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]If you mean drink, no. Im the alocholic here, not you.[/QUOTE]

Do you have a gas station that will sell you beer, cause I have had that for me since I was a sophmore in high school.

I have a fridge that I could get beer from, but I choose not too.

Just another testiment of my balless nature. :-/