Eva Mendez is glorious, even though she has the Madonna coneboob thing. :p

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]One day im going to come on mx at 2am and say something like this :

'I just had sex with a Japanese chick, this is the best day of my life!'

And i won't be lying.[/QUOTE]
why would you post on MX after that. I'd do it again.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]The funny thing I've noticed about the 'hottest' chicks that aren't white..They have white features. I'm not trying to say that white chicks are the hottest, but look at Halle Barry, Beyonce, Tamaki whatever...They have features that are traditionally associated with caucasions. If their skin was white, they would look white, thats' what I'm saying.[/QUOTE]

:lol: That's very true. Except, I'd still like to shtoik Vivica Fox.

[QUOTE=In Chains 36]:lol: That's very true. Except, I'd still like to shtoik Vivica Fox.[/QUOTE]

Ooooh, Vivica A. Fox completely slipped my mind. She's a fox (omgomgomg im so funny).

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I used to be on the fence with Garner but she won me over, and Katie Holmes is great.

But don't like 'em? Fine. Put Eva Mendes and Eva Longoria in over them. It's all good.[/QUOTE]

That's better.

And Joe, that asian's probably going to be a midget with a cleft lip. And diarrhea.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]One day im going to come on mx at 2am and say something like this :

'I just had sex with a Japanese chick, this is the best day of my life!'

And i won't be lying.[/QUOTE]

Don't you think it'll be kind of pathetic that the first thing that you do after you have sex with a Japanese chick is post it on a forum?

Edit: Beaten :upset:

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Ooooh, Vivica A. Fox completely slipped my mind. She's a fox (omgomgomg im so funny).[/QUOTE]

Don't worry, I purposely tried to sound Jewish because for some reason I find it strange for a Jewish person to find black chicks attra... i gotta go.

Ouch. You're aiming low tonight, aren't you ICB. :p

I hate diarrhea. Projectile puke owns though.

I dont see whats so special about Garner.

1.[URL=http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/February/jessica.simpson.crop.blender.jpg]Jessica Simpson, hottest person alive.[/URL]
2.[URL=http://www.britney-spears.to/images/elle_uk2003/elle-magazine-2003uk01.jpg]Britney Spears[/URL]
3.[URL=http://photos1.blogger.com/img/231/2993/640/Eva_Longoria_Maxim_Jan05_04a_TE.jpg]Eva Longoria[/URL]
4.[URL=http://music.donyell.net/JENNIFER/lopez-jennifer-beach-5000799.jpg]J-Lo[/URL]

'Nuff said.

No way is she even close to being the hottest person alive!

[QUOTE=R. Blythe]I dont see whats so special about Garner.

1.[URL=http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/February/jessica.simpson.crop.blender.jpg]Jessica Simpson, hottest person alive.[/URL]
2.[URL=http://www.britney-spears.to/images/elle_uk2003/elle-magazine-2003uk01.jpg]Britney Spears[/URL]
3.[URL=http://music.donyell.net/JENNIFER/lopez-jennifer-beach-5000799.jpg]J-Lo[/URL]

'Nuff said.[/QUOTE]
Simpson would be hotter if she had an IQ at least a few points above a tree.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Ouch. You're aiming low tonight, aren't you ICB. :p

I hate diarrhea. Projectile puke owns though.[/QUOTE]

:lol: It must be because I'm talking to Eleventeen on AIM.

R.B. you're such a mainstream American woman whore :lol:

NP: Tenacious D- The Road

Jessica Simpson is the hottest person alive?

Have you SEEN her face?

And if this was like, 2001, MAYBE you would have a point with Britney Spears. But she's the [url=http://www.baseball-reference.com/g/goodedw01.shtml]Doc Gooden[/url] of hotness: All washed up after a brief run of brilliance.

And J.Lo's okay, but not top 3.

Plus you get points off for having such a cookie-cutter list. I bet Christina Aguilera and Pam Anderson round out your top five :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Woodstock]Simpson would be hotter if she had an IQ at least a few points above a tree.[/QUOTE]
:lol: That is so true. Alba is #1!

Oooh ICB, im gonna h8 on you now.

And to all you guys who said, 'do her again,' i look at Dancin' Man. He posted about 20 seconds before he did her, and so shall i. I will do her several times for you though.

:rolleyes:

Mxers...

[QUOTE=Illmatic]
Plus you get points off for having such a cookie-cutter list. I bet Christina Aguilera and Pam Anderson round out your top five :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

Not Aguilera, but I mean c'mon, PAs got some tig ol' bitties.

[QUOTE=supra_speed]:lol: That is so true. Alba is #1![/QUOTE]

She does look pretty good on the Rolling Stone cover I have to admit.

Noooo. My avatar is ruined. :upset:

"Dude, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are soooo hot!"

I love people like that.

[QUOTE=R.Blythe]Not Aguilera, but I mean c'mon, PAs got some tig ol' bitties.[/QUOTE]

Oh come on, they have reached the point where they are far too unrealistic to possibly be sexy. She looks like a little girl who stuffed balloons up her shirt. And her face is too heavily made-up.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Oh come on, they have reached the point where they are far too unrealistic to possibly be sexy. She looks like a little girl who stuffed balloons up her shirt. And her face is too heavily made-up.[/QUOTE]
Once again, that is so true. :lol:

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]Oooh ICB, im gonna h8 on you now.

And to all you guys who said, 'do her again,' i look at Dancin' Man. He posted about 20 seconds before he did her, and so shall i. I will do her several times for you though.

:rolleyes:

Mxers...[/QUOTE]

:lol: Don't feel bad, Asian midgets are always ready and willing, man!

ICB, i doubt you will ever have girlfriend AFTER I COME AND RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Oh come on, they have reached the point where they are far too unrealistic to possibly be sexy. She looks like a little girl who stuffed balloons up her shirt. And her face is too heavily made-up.[/QUOTE]

Well Jessica Simpson has got some nice ones too. And J-Lo's booty is incredible, which is what I'm really after. I cant wait to see Jessica as Daisy Duke in those shorts. Mmmmmm.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]No way is she even close to being the hottest person alive![/QUOTE]
Agreed.

[QUOTE=R. Blythe]Well Jessica Simpson has got some nice ones too. And J-Lo's booty is incredible, which is what I'm really after. I cant wait to see Jessica as Daisy Duke in those shorts. Mmmmmm.[/QUOTE]

Jessica Simpson's face is ghastly though.

Am I the only one who values the face?

I do Ray, the face for me is the most important thing. Boobs = Meh.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Jessica Simpson's face is ghastly though.

Am I the only one who values the face?[/QUOTE]
I value the face.. Ugh Jessica Simpson.. She doesn't deserver the name Jessica !!

Face = Important
Boobs = Meh
Booty = Vital

Darn this is my 65 post of the day. Thats what happens when all your friends leave for camp/get summer jobs/work out instead of being lazy.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Am I the only one who values the face?[/QUOTE]
No. Honestly, that's the first thing I look for.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]I do Ray, the face for me is the most important thing. Boobs = Meh.[/QUOTE]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa.

Lois, this isn't my Batman glass!

But seriously, let's not go that far. The face is very important, but let's not discard the importance of breasts that nonchalantly! I love a great pair of t[size=2]its[/size].

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa.

Lois, this isn't my Batman glass!

But seriously, let's not go that far. The face is very important, but let's not discard the importance of breasts that nonchalantly! I love a great pair of t[size=2]its[/size].[/QUOTE]
:lol: Never forget the breasts!

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa.

Lois, this isn't my Batman glass!

But seriously, let's not go that far. The face is very important, but let's not discard the importance of breasts that nonchalantly! I love a great pair of t[size=2]its[/size].[/QUOTE]

Nahh, i find them not as important as the face. Face for me is nearly everything, but i also love a really horny girl who enjoys it as much as me. Unhorny chicks just dont get me.

Here's my list of important features:

1. Personality- If they're a bit[B][I][/I][/B]ch, they're just as ugly as Illmatics avatar.
2. Face
3. Booooobs!
4. Legs
5. Feet. Dont even fu[B][I][/I][/B]cking ask
6. the rear

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa.

Lois, this isn't my Batman glass!

[/QUOTE]

I lol'd for like a whole minute when that was on.

"Hey, do you think it would be rude to ask for a picture that I could take on the back of Lois' head?"

How can you have *** at #6 Jake? Thats craaaazy

Its important

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Here's my list of important features:

1. Personality- If they're a bit[B][I][/I][/B]ch, they're just as ugly as Illmatics avatar.
2. Face
3. Booooobs!
4. Legs
5. Feet. Dont even fu[B][I][/I][/B]cking ask
6. the rear[/QUOTE]

WTF?!?! feet before booty. I used to not care about it, but now when i see a woman with no @ss it turns me off instantly.

I'd tear her [url=http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_dukes_of_hazzard/jessica_simpson/thedukesofhazzard1.jpg]up[/url]

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Here's my list of important features:

1. Personality- If they're a bit[B][I][/I][/B]ch, they're just as ugly as Illmatics avatar.
2. Face
3. Booooobs!
4. Legs
5. Feet. Dont even fu[B][I][/I][/B]cking ask
6. the rear[/QUOTE]
Great list..Fee...Oh uh nevermind.

For me :

1 : Face
2 : Liking me
3 : Boobs
4 : Horniness
5 : Not taking the piss out of me for Death Metal/Animé obsession.
6 : Bum
7 : Ability to withstand alchohol

Btw lads, i am realllly tipsy, im having to correct the spelling in my posts :/

I honestly couldn't care about their ***.