[QUOTE=ScorpSath]No one will complain right!?!?!?

Fine a slightly sexist one


A woman was reading a blank peice of paper a man comes in and questions " What are you reading "
She replies " My rights "



God forgive me[/QUOTE]
for you it's santin

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow shoveler?
















Give her a shovel.

this is my last one for tonight and then im off. i mean no offence by this(even though it is not that bad)

why do Canadians do it doggy style?






so they both can watch the hockey game.

[QUOTE=Crapdragoon]that one was stupid[/QUOTE]


Too many posts too fast tonight, you need to use quotes...





What's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?






Not being retarded!




:amaze:

[QUOTE=e p]I like you.

You will be my internet friend.


kewl

[QUOTE=PuNkSiSdEaD]for you it's santin[/QUOTE]

Huh????



What's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?





ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




:amaze:

I have to go do homework bubye

knock knock.
whos there?
shut the F*** up.
shut the f*** up who?
shut the f*** up with the racest and gross jokes.

lowsound

Luke most people on the boards know I'm not that big of a jerk, should I really delete them, will the bass mods care??

Why don't women need a watch??









Theres a clock on the stove.

[QUOTE=PuNkSiSdEaD][QUOTE=e p]

kewl[/QUOTE]


That's weird ... my ex-guitarist in my band used to spell it that way too...




:amaze:

[QUOTE=PuNkSiSdEaD]I have to go do homework bubye[/QUOTE]


Love ya. ;)




Yar.



joe

good i think that the jokes are done now.

lowsound

[QUOTE=ScorpSath]Luke most people on the boards know I'm not that big of a jerk, should I really delete them, will the bass mods care??

[/QUOTE]

I would ... jsut to be on the safe side. Everyone knows you are joking ... but you could still get baned for it ... perm banned too.


(I forgot a joke last post, so here's two)



How do you make a 1 armed retard fall out of a tree?




:wave:




How do you get a two armed retard to fall out of a tree?




:wave: :wave:




:amaze:

Luke, nicely put lad.




Yar.




joe

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]good i think that the jokes are done now.

lowsound[/QUOTE]


HAHAHAHA ... THAT was a good joke!!




*knock knock*


-who's there?-


I like to eat and bathe in P




:amaze:

[QUOTE=e p]Luke, nicely put lad.




Yar.




joe[/QUOTE]
:thumb:



What does a Pirate constantly look for that is always behind him?





His booty!




:amaze:

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]:thumb:



What does a Pirate constantly look for that is always behind him?





His booty!




:amaze:[/QUOTE]





That's because we pirates have that massive ghetto booty, yo.


I like to pop mine to some vulgar sea chanteys.



Yar.




joe

Hahahaha, nice.





What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole??






Phil.




:amaze:

what do you say to someone that is about to get banned.

"bye luke"

lowsound

I gotta go do my homework now though ... I'll tlak to you cats tomorrow.



How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, the keyboard palyer does it with his left hand.



How many guitarists does it take?

None, he'll steal light from everyone else.


Drummers?

Umm ... I got nothing ... :upset:



:amaze:

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs on your doorstep?









Matt.







:wave:


Later Luke.

Yar.




joe

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]what do you say to someone that is about to get banned.

"bye luke"

lowsound[/QUOTE]


Huh?? what did I do that broke the rules?



Your mom is so fat, she saw a school bus full of white people and said "Stop that twinkie!"




:amaze:

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs floting in the water?
bob

lowsound

[QUOTE=e p]What do you call a boy with no arms and legs on your doorstep?









Matt.







:wave:


Later Luke.

Yar.




joe[/QUOTE]

Mybe I'm not leaving yet ... I wanna know exactly why I am getting banned...



No arms and legs hanging from a wall?



Art.




:amaze:

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]what do you call a man with no arms and no legs floting in the water?
bob

lowsound[/QUOTE]


...In a pile of leaves?




Russel.




:amaze:

Jokes edited.

Man the stupidness level is off the charts on theses jokes.

how do you know if you are a redneck?
you couch doubbles as you patio funiture.

lowsound

[QUOTE=ScorpSath]Jokes edited.[/QUOTE]


Good job :thumb:


I dont want to come off as a giant anus ... but I was just looking out for you..





....in a pot of boiling water?



Stu.




:amaze:

[QUOTE=Crapdragoon]Man the stupidness level is off the charts on theses jokes.[/QUOTE]


Why did the pirate have a patch on his eye?


Becuase it was his first day with the hook, and a bird pooped in his eye.




:amaze: