Maybe they're cheaper over here, but I've never really viewed them as terribly expensive. :-/

I'm really cheap and often broke, mind you.

Just go to a youth centre or something, Tyler, and grab a handful.

Or just pull out

Yeah, that's an effective method. :ROLLINGMYEYES:

My dad was sex talking me the other day and he kept mentioning how he's buy a big box and we'd both just share them. You know, like a community box of condoms we both draw from whenever the need arises.

[QUOTE=Riva;16363803]Yeah, that's an effective method. :ROLLINGMYEYES:[/QUOTE]

fu[SIZE="2"]c[/SIZE]k off pre cum :ROLLINGONFLOORCUMMING:

dude yeah pre cum is a bitch. **** that

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16363804]My dad was sex talking me the other day and he kept mentioning how he's buy a big box and we'd both just share them. You know, like a community box of condoms we both draw from whenever the need arises.[/QUOTE]

It's amazing how badly we can twist this innocent paragraph, seeing as you failed to mention both you and your dad would be having sex with other people.

EXAMPLE:
I think it's great that you and your Dad use protection even when engaging in anal sex with each other.

Man, Jason, you are one of the most clever around.

Why pull out when you can just strangle the bitch after you finish? Twice the satisfaction without the pressure of having a baby.

It's a blessing and a curse.

nah man you just give her a solid fist in the lower stomach and your jizz just squirts out

Or a vacuum cleaner.

or just lick it out manually. then you get the creamy center :D

[url]http://www.break.com/index/really-creepy-sex-abuse-psa.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hustler;16363942][url]http://www.break.com/index/really-creepy-sex-abuse-psa.html[/url][/QUOTE]

stolen from agr1m

but still that guy gives me ideas

So I was just looking through my junk mail and one of the messages I got was from a news website and the subject was "Dick Morris sees Bloodbath." So I was like WTF, why is that news worthy? Then I opened it and it was about how he is predicting a political bloodbath. :(

He didn't see Bloodbath the band.

:lol:
Awesome.
Yeah, misinterpretations can lead to funny moments at times.

Sup guys?
Weekend rules, it's sunny and nice here.
I'll be having a spring roll in a few minutes and tonight I'll be having a reunion with some people from my foreign exchange program. :D

haha awesome

Sup guys, I'm in a great mood. I actually managed to stay asleep for most of the night.

NP: Ghostface Killah - Momma (Feat. Michelle Rochell)

Hey there Brian.
Sleeping well is cool.

I fell asleep on the couvh, not so comfortable, so I'ma bit tired. but besides that,
I'm doing great.
I need to go to town now for a moment though.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16363804]My dad was sex talking me the other day and he kept mentioning how he's buy a big box and we'd both just share them. You know, like a community box of condoms we both draw from whenever the need arises.[/QUOTE]

lol

[quote=the2stranger;16364138]:lol:
Awesome.
Yeah, misinterpretations can lead to funny moments at times.

Sup guys?
Weekend rules, it's sunny and nice here.
I'll be having a spring roll in a few minutes and tonight I'll be having a reunion with some people from my foreign exchange program. :D[/quote]
Sounds like fun. Where did you do your exchange year at?

I get a three day weekend from work. Monday is Memorial Day in the US and I work in a government building.:chug:

Woop woop for 3 day weekends.

I want to eat so much taco bell right now.

Omg, gig tonight. So pumped. My ex girlfriend is supposed to come. Which means I may get sexy time :):):)

Taco Bell is pretty good.

Cheesy bean and rice burrito ftw

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16364192]I want to eat so much taco bell right now.

Omg, gig tonight. So pumped. My ex girlfriend is supposed to come. Which means I may get sexy time :):):)[/QUOTE]

unless she brings her current bf

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16364195]unless she brings her current bf[/QUOTE]

She's single :naughty:

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16364192]I want to eat so much taco bell right now.

Omg, gig tonight. So pumped. My ex girlfriend is supposed to come. Which means I may get sexy time :):):)[/QUOTE]

do i need to remind you of our puppy vs nick nolte theory?

lol, you need to remind me.

Dude, that's so ironic. Because someone called me Nick Nolte yesterday.

*coincidental.

Ah yes. My grammar is not up to par today.

basically his lady friend left him a myspazz message saying she was looking forward to seeing his cute face. my theory is that she thinks hes cute as in puppy cute not as in nick nolte cute. and what will happen is she will pet him for a bit then have sex with nick nolte while the puppy has to masturbate over her myspazz photos

[QUOTE=Bread and Faxes;16364211]Ah yes. My grammar* is not up to par today.[/QUOTE]
*vocabulary

oh ok, makes sense

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16364212]basically his lady friend left him a myspazz message saying she was looking forward to seeing his cute face. my theory is that she thinks hes cute as in puppy cute not as in nick nolte cute. and what will happen is she will pet him for a bit then have sex with nick nolte while the puppy has to masturbate over her myspazz photos


*vocabulary[/QUOTE]

:upset:

dude i will mail you a sample of my jizz if she ****s you

why would I want that?

So Evan can gain citizenship to the US, duh.