The Shawshank Redemption is great, is it on DVD, I'd love to have it.

hide and go **** youself

Hahah lolz banorz that luk FAGZ hahahah JKZ HAHA NO WAYS LOLZ REFLZ EHAHA.

OFFENSIVE






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[SIZE=1]What's the difference between a lambourghini and a pile of dead babies?





You don't have a lambourghini in your garage.[/SIZE]









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Yar.


joe

Id have to say it is, funkn.

ANOTHER MILDLY OFFENSIVE ONE:

What's the best part of sex with 28 year olds?






There are 20 of them
i don't get it

red

[QUOTE=FREAKofNATURE]luke your jokes are getting less funny.[/QUOTE]


Well, I don't want people gettin mad at me for gross (read as: 'funny') ones.




There were two muffins in an oven. One looks over to the other and says "Whew! It's hot in here!" The other looks over and says "WTF HOLY S%#$@! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!"




:amaze:

ok you want a sick joke

what is black and bubbley and bangs on windows?

a baby in a microwave.

SICK ENOUGH FOR YOU FREEKS!!!!!

lowsound

lol, that is close to a michael jackson joke i heard, why does michael jackson like twenty-eight year olds? because there is twenty of them.

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Well, I don't want people gettin mad at me for gross (read as: 'funny') ones.




There were two muffins in an oven. One looks over to the other and says "Whew! It's hot in here!" The other looks over and says "WTF HOLY S%#$@! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!"




:amaze:[/QUOTE]
lol

[QUOTE=PuNkSiSdEaD]ANOTHER MILDLY OFFENSIVE ONE:

What's the best part of sex with 28 year olds?






There are 20 of them
i don't get it[/QUOTE]


Think about it. :rolleyes:




:amaze:


BTW, racist jokes are not going to be tolerated by the mods, and there is a good chance you can get banned for them.




OFFENDING TO WOMEN:


Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?





Because she was a woman!!




:amaze:

it is better gross then racist

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Well, I don't want people gettin mad at me for gross (read as: 'funny') ones.




There were two muffins in an oven. One looks over to the other and says "Whew! It's hot in here!" The other looks over and says "WTF HOLY S%#$@! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!"




:amaze:[/QUOTE]

see that is a good joke.

lowsound

purple

Why do women have small feet?




So they can stand closer to the stove.




Har, har, har.



Yar.




joe




And Scorpsath, those racist ones are where the lines are drawn, seriously.

scorp you might want to stop it with the racist jokes...

Alright you guys are done.

Why did michael jackson go to wal mart











cuz kidz clothes were half off

[QUOTE=FREAKofNATURE]lol, that is close to a michael jackson joke i heard, why does michael jackson like twenty-eight year olds? because there is twenty of them.[/QUOTE]


Yeah ... same thing pretty much.




THere was a woman laying in the beach, trying to get a tan, and all of a sudden she was engulfed in a shadow. She looks up, and lo! It was MIchael Jackson! She says "excuse me sir, you are in my sun."




:amaze:

what does michael jackson and zits have in common?










they both come on pre-teen's faces.

No one will complain right!?!?!?

Fine a slightly sexist one


A woman was reading a blank peice of paper a man comes in and questions " What are you reading "
She replies " My rights "



God forgive me

I still don't get it

You know what movie i wanna see that i havent seen in ages, is "The good, The bad and the Ugly" That movie was just a friggin shoot em up classic.

Yeah Scorp ... I'd delete/edit the racist ones ...


And I am FAR from done.





There is an accident where a woman was hit by a guy riding a motorcycle and killed. Who is to blame?


The guy -- he shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen!!




:amaze:

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Yeah ... same thing pretty much.




THere was a woman laying in the beach, trying to get a tan, and all of a sudden she was engulfed in a shadow. She looks up, and lo! It was MIchael Jackson! She says "excuse me sir, you are in my sun."




:amaze:[/QUOTE]
thats funny

[QUOTE=ScorpSath]No one will complain right!?!?!?

Fine a slightly sexist one


A woman was reading a blank peice of paper a man comes in and questions " What are you reading "
She replies " My rights "



God forgive me[/QUOTE]


HAHAHAHAH That;s awesome!



How many men does it take to replace lighbulb in the kitchen?




None. Let her cook in the dark.




:amaze:

[QUOTE=PuNkSiSdEaD]thats funny[/QUOTE]


I like you.

You will be my internet friend.


:thumb:





Yar.




joe

that one was stupid

[QUOTE=Crapdragoon]You know what movie i wanna see that i havent seen in ages, is "The good, The bad and the Ugly" That movie was just a friggin shoot em up classic.[/QUOTE]


I haven't seen it either ....




What do you do if you see a retard having a fit in the bath tub?






Throw in some laundry detergent, and do a load of wash...




:amaze: