[QUOTE=sean2332;17077208]yeah, i almost died when he told me that story!! i should have asked him if she just wiped it on his bed haha[/QUOTE]

ewwwwwwwww

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17077206]yeah, this is ****ing gross[/QUOTE]

also, girls who spit it up are retarded because cum is actually healthy

I need to bring that up again next time I'm getting head. "girl this will help you later in life with osteoporosis... i don't wanna think about something young and fine like you getting brittle bones gurrlll"

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17077214]also, girls who spit it up are retarded because cum is actually healthy[/QUOTE]

that's not the point. they are retarded because they are my living cumdumpsters and must obey their overlord.

i miss having a gf who loved giving head...

[QUOTE=sean2332;17077205]the thing i hate most about burning albums is the stupid pauses between songs, especially when they are supposed to connect[/QUOTE]

the program i use to burn cd's has an option to choose no pause between tracks.

i don't even date people who aren't hardcore into head

jeaas?

head

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17077270]i don't even date people who aren't hardcore into head[/QUOTE]

lol you have that many choices?

the girls i've been seeing recently all have turned out crazy insane but not in the good way, totally sucks

yeah me not so much, not going to knock a good thing just cuz i cant get my d*ck sucked

and it begins

[QUOTE=rasputin;17077281]the girls i've been seeing recently all have turned out crazy insane but not in the good way, totally sucks[/QUOTE]

been there done that, at least the crazy ones are good in bed
-f*cking a psycho is worse than killing one

[quote]been there done that, at least the crazy ones are good in bed
-f*cking a psycho is worse than killing one[/quote]
you raise a fair point, but sometimes i wish i could find a girl who wasn't ****ed in the head

[quote=Dimmu Burger;17077278]lol you have that many choices?[/quote]
sure he does; gay men

[QUOTE=Aaron;17077306]sure he does; gay men[/QUOTE]

all gay dudes give head, truth

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17077270]i don't even date people who aren't hardcore into head[/QUOTE]

hey josh :)

[QUOTE=rasputin;17077301]you raise a fair point, but sometimes i wish i could find a girl who wasn't ****ed in the head[/QUOTE]

argh I know what you mean

jesus

omfg those pix

he's a gay turtle that likes poop

feels good to have images off

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17077329]hey josh :)[/QUOTE]

sup :)

dude has been trolling like mad

[quote=fivelivesdeadandgone;17077312]all gay dudes give head, truth[/quote]Dems da troof

Gosh this guy sure is getting a lot accomplished by spending all his time posting pictures that everyone's seen a million times...

oh you know it, douchebag

Apparently this guy was like BRA before BRA no wonder he is so angry.

so young, so angry, damn that rap music

****in dr dre

i was listening to dre the other day in my car with some mates we went through the mcdonalds drive-thru with it blaring so loud the chick had to ask us to put it down and i was all like 'WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU'

[QUOTE=sean2332;17077379]so young, so angry, damn that rap music[/QUOTE]

lol dr dolittle

yeah mods need get on this. i remember working @ McD's ppl would drive thru blasting music and i would refuse to take their order...

yeqah mods haven't done **** about this yet the mods probably haven't even NOTICED

lol we need another mod

I'll do it. I'll close Silverfang threads within 3 posts and delete all non-elite posts about neo-folk.

Aaron for mod.

Anyone else just get banned for about 5 minutes?

i got the strangest msg. i tried to post and got a a BANNED msg that said [I]quit being a bitch about everything[/I] idk