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[quote=Jimbobntnr;13355916]you were sending out bulletins like no one's business, too. Am I the only one that reads those things?[/quote]
:lol: Yeah, I saw that I posted a bunch. Oh well! And I think you are the only one that reads them. |
'salright. I spammed up like 5 different forums last night.
I have to stay awake until the spins go away or I get sick. I used to play nintendo, but it's gone so now I cyber brad. |
[QUOTE=ebe9;13355998]Why did I and the baby not make yoy feel wanted?
:p[/QUOTE] I have some advice: Never get with girls under 100 pounds. |
I've never really had things go spinning.
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[QUOTE=progmegood;13356019]I have some advice:
Never get with girls under 100 pounds.[/QUOTE] Oh God, you snapped her in half? |
Andrew, buy me a fat strat
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"Bring on the Reparations"
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWhnZPeW644[/url] "Mediocre Penis" [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPH7njIhQOM[/url] (Lawlz!) |
[QUOTE=Jimbobntnr;13356015]'salright. I spammed up like 5 different forums last night.
I have to stay awake until the spins go away or I get sick. I used to play nintendo, but it's gone so now I cyber brad.[/QUOTE] I think that's the last time that's happening... < you see a picture of a fat man exposing his gut > Word is, it's yours. |
[quote=progmegood;13356019]I have some advice:
Never get with girls under 100 pounds.[/quote] Okay now I am very interested. I want all the grisly details. |
No. I'm broke man.
BTW, I REALLY dig the last painting you posted Brad. |
A threesome came about, but this one girl really wanted to get with me, and she's pretty good looking, so, I did.
I regret it, there's nothing more uncomfortable than "oh my god you're too big!" Three broken condoms later, I gave up. And now I feel guilty, because she was complaining about hurting all morning. |
Jesus, your hot. I mean...Brad, your hot.
Andrew: Think about our Phish tribute band man :p |
Thanks Andrew.
It's coming along, slowly but surely. |
[quote=progmegood;13356049]A threesome came about, but this one girl really wanted to get with me, and she's pretty good looking, so, I did.
I regret it, there's nothing more uncomfortable than "oh my god you're too big!" Three broken condoms later, I gave up. And now I feel guilty, because she was complaining about hurting all morning.[/quote] Quite the stud. Silly girl that. Oh and by the way, the physical size of the girl is not an idication of the size of the privates. |
[quote=progmegood;13356049]A threesome came about, but this one girl really wanted to get with me, and she's pretty good looking, so, I did.
I regret it, there's nothing more uncomfortable than "oh my god you're too big!" Three broken condoms later, I gave up. And now I feel guilty, because she was complaining about hurting all morning.[/quote] I hate that. Add "Short Korean Virgins" to that list of "never agains." She was over a hundred pounds though, so I thought nothing of it... Similar thing afterwards. |
[QUOTE=progmegood]A threesome came about, but this one girl really wanted to get with me, and she's pretty good looking, so, I did.
I regret it, there's nothing more uncomfortable than "oh my god you're too big!" Three broken condoms later, I gave up. And now I feel guilty, because she was complaining about hurting all morning.[/QUOTE] :amaze: /not sure if that's a joke or not :lol: |
I normally don't dig on paintings, but I dunno, it seemed like my kinda painting.
And Jody... I'd buy it for myself and lend it to you? |
"Why Not Wine Coolers?"
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AxreV9xGmo[/url] |
Modern/Post-Modern art are both pretty cool.
If you're ever in a bookstore or at a newstand, try searching for Juxtapoz, there is generally lots of good fresh art in there. |
[QUOTE=The Brad;13356032]I think that's the last time that's happening...
< you see a picture of a fat man exposing his gut > Word is, it's yours.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n220/dude_050/49759.jpg[/IMG] |
It sucks playing bass with long fingernails. I couldn't find any clippers till this morning. This is much better.
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Judd: I heard you walked into a door.
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Eh, art never really gets it done for me. I just particularily liked that painting.
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Alright, cool.
That means even more. <3 |
"Deaf Poetry"
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbtVepS53t0[/url] Some of the poets are outstanding. |
I honestly have no idea what harrison was talking about. :confused: <See, confused smiley. Seriously, I've only been hopped up on nyquil once and that was about two years ago. I took 2 tablespoons instead of two teaspoons of some crazy prescription stuff. My head felt like a baloon. :amaze:
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[QUOTE=ebe9;13356074]Quite the stud.
Silly girl that. Oh and by the way, the physical size of the girl is not an idication of the size of the privates.[/QUOTE] It definitely was on this occasion. |
[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass;13356077]I hate that. Add "Short Korean Virgins" to that list of "never agains." She was over a hundred pounds though, so I thought nothing of it...
Similar thing afterwards.[/QUOTE] I'll bear that in mind. |
[quote=progmegood;13356159]It definitely was on this occasion.[/quote]
Well if she wanted to continue even though it was not the best idea, then she has no right to bitch at at you. Did you at any point during the proceedings say that maybe you should not do it as you thought you were hurting her? |
He said you took some nyquil and went to bed and your girlfriend came over and said she was going to get you some gatorade and then you got up and tried to get a hug but you had icky all over your face and you were like "YOU DONT LOVE ME" annd walked into a door.
Then again, he was also pushing some girl around in a buggy, so I question his sanity. |
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