I plan on getting drunk and seeing Indiana Jones on Sunday. Sounds like it'll be fun if it's as ridiculous as Deth claims.

rape me timjim

History is being made right now, I'm sitting here writing the world's first Sexually Frustrated Industrial Pop song. It's a new genre. It sucks.

I've been working on a musical loosely based around the emotions pornstar John C Holmes would've felt during his heyday. It will also feature interludes about a man who was wrongfully killed and sent to hell, and so he challenged Satan to a rock off, won, and was freed. There will also be some inter-woven love songs about serial killers.

Throwing as many completely unrelated sub plots as is possible into one project is fun. It can get out of hand though if you give it a few months.

Nah we're going to finish it by September because my buddy is going to England for the year.

I mean most of those will go out the window, but we've had all these ideas for a while so it's an excuse to put them to tape.

Deadlines are a bastard. I'm working on a short story that I started two months ago tomorrow, and as of tomorrow pretty much every issue in it that was based off an aspect of my real life will be outdated. I've still got chapters left to go though. Iono what I'm gonna do. I definitely don't feel like being caught up in it after tomorrow.

So compulsive sometimes.

I got carded for buying a ****ing lighter. She was like, "Can I see your ID please?" and I was like, "I have to be 18?" and then I walked to the store across the street and bought one.

That's bullshit, I know you don't have to be 18.

That happened to my friend yesterday. It happened to me last week.

The same **** happens when I try to buy needles, I'm just like I know the ****ing law and I don't need a prescription and it's not illegal.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16363386]I got carded for buying a ****ing lighter. She was like, "Can I see your ID please?" and I was like, "I have to be 18?" and then I walked to the store across the street and bought one.

That's bullpoop, I know you don't have to be 18.[/QUOTE]

You should have snorted, adjusted your glasses and showed them your ID that said "McLovin'"

Do you have to be 18 to buy condoms?

The reason I wonder is that, if so, that's a wildly silly law.

[QUOTE=UmphreysHead;16363422]The same **** happens when I try to buy needles, I'm just like I know the ****ing law and I don't need a prescription and it's not illegal.[/QUOTE]

I had to do this for my gym (no roids lol) and they questioned me about a hundred times. Once I explained what it was for they were cool about it. I can't blame them though.

I usually try using the insulin excuse.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;16363423]You should have snorted, adjusted your glasses and showed them your ID that said "McLovin'"[/QUOTE]

They would've been just for having that then you can have whatever you want.

What are you using them for anyway? >_>

Umm...

Once when I was 13 I found some needles so I brought them home to fill up with water and shoot the water out. You know, play with them, innocent fun and games.

But then I left them in the back yard, worst idea ever.

[QUOTE=my father]YOU ARE USING THESE TO INJECT PCP INTRAVENOUSLY![/QUOTE]

Shooting dope is what all the cool kids are doing.

Last year I was all infatuated with this girl at school who was always on LSD

I haven't seen her in forevers but now supposedly she's all racked out with hard acne and has trackmarks all over her arms from being addicted to heroin. So hot.

One thing I could never do is shoot up

one thing i love to do is shoot up

i got some mad dope bros

[QUOTE=dinosaurxbrocore;16363499]one thing i love to do is shoot up[/QUOTE]

what the **** is this a troll

wtf is up with your closed mindedness lately josh?

wtf is up with your closed mindedness lately josh?

wtf :/

As your attorney, I advise you both to stfu.

go kill geeks

r&m drama is not funny

it makes me laugh...

it makes me cry...

why...

He's a wussy.

It's 1:13 AM yo I gotta bust out soon.

[QUOTE=LostChild;16363427]Do you have to be 18 to buy condoms?

The reason I wonder is that, if so, that's a wildly silly law.[/QUOTE]

No, you dont have to be 18.

lol anyone can buy condoms. **** they give em out for free at the std house

They give 'em out for free everywhere. I got one in my Welcome To University bag.

I got some like a week ago and they were way too big :suicide:

Condoms get expensive if you're not in school, like you're on summer break or whatever.

50 packs are like $15 god damn