So I've been doing some thinking over the past few hours and I've come to the conclusion that it's time to write a short story about a girl with squid tentacles for arms and the inter-personal relationship and family problems it causes her in an ultra-militaristic future America.

**** but the beginning is going to be boring to write

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hahaha nice

i like how that's a short story

like

wtf

jaundice i love you dude :lol:

I love you too Mappy you're my boy.

So here's the premise: A large scale crisis occurs in America, made up of several terrorist attacks, and the government decides to invest all its funds and research in defense tactics. They start a bunch of experiments genetically splicing humans with animals to help with warfare. One guy who is spliced with a squid in a skin camoflauging experiments runs away with some other girl there and has sex with her. She gets pregnant. Cut ahead several years and we have a girl with squid arms in high school. She can't get a job or get laid to save her life. She finally decides that she would have a more normal life with no arms so she gets the tentacles sawed off. Wakes up the next morning and they're back again. Then comes the part where she's all "oh **** I forgot my mother was spliced with starfish genes."

I'm thinking I'm on to something but I could be wrong

sounds like a movie that would be on sci fi

How would she make it all the way to high school? Wouldn't somebody from the government be like holy fu[U]c[/U]king sh[U]i[/U]t that girl is kinda like that squid motherfu[U]c[/U]ker that ran away from that fuc[U]k[/U]ed up lab we had. It's not exactly like she would be the most inconspicuous of people.

I mean as far as I can see you are thinking like Southland Tales meets High School Musical 2 meets Groundhog Day or some shi[U]t[/U]

actually that sounds good

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17235320]I love you too Mappy you're my boy.

So here's the premise: A large scale crisis occurs in America, made up of several terrorist attacks, and the government decides to invest all its funds and research in defense tactics. They start a bunch of experiments genetically splicing humans with animals to help with warfare. One guy who is spliced with a squid in a skin camoflauging experiments runs away with some other girl there and has sex with her. She gets pregnant. Cut ahead several years and we have a girl with squid arms in high school. She can't get a job or get laid to save her life. She finally decides that she would have a more normal life with no arms so she gets the tentacles sawed off. Wakes up the next morning and they're back again. Then comes the part where she's all "oh **** I forgot my mother was spliced with starfish genes."

I'm thinking I'm on to something but I could be wrong[/QUOTE]

tl;dr

[QUOTE]tl;dr[/QUOTE]

I don't know what that means.

[QUOTE]How would she make it all the way to high school? Wouldn't somebody from the government be like holy ****ing **** that girl is kinda like that squid mother****er that ran away from that ****ed up lab we had. It's not exactly like she would be the most inconspicuous of people. [/QUOTE]Well I just came up with this a little while ago so I haven't worked out the kinks. But since he ran away from the lab, he would be on the run from the government and there's always the possibility of the family living in a different country by this point. Who knows.

Regardless this is meant to focus more so on awkwardness and irony than having any sci-fi appeal.

tl;dr = too long; didnt read

I think I must be in a secret fight club because I keep waking up with new bruises on my legs.

[QUOTE=Happy;17235563]I think I must be in a secret fight club because I keep waking up with new bruises on my legs.[/QUOTE]

you already broke the first rule =/

his name was robert paulson btw

Pahlsson *

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17235334]Well I just came up with this a little while ago so I haven't worked out the kinks. But since he ran away from the lab, he would be on the run from the government and there's always the possibility of the family living in a different country by this point. Who knows.

Regardless this is meant to focus more so on awkwardness and irony than having any sci-fi appeal.[/QUOTE]

juandice mah man. that sounds quite interesting. when do you think youll be done writing it?

what are you guys talking about the premise sounds retarded

Or is it genius?

It could take anywhere from two weeks to three years. I want it to be less than ten pages though and I think I want to listen to cybergrind as I write it.

On a lighter note I just had a dream I was back in high school and it was awesome, now I'm eating margherita pizza.

mmmmm....pizza.

I'm already in PJ's.
I sanded down kitchenchairs today.
Boring, but atleast it's done now.

Sup?

final fantasy is elite

[QUOTE=McP3000;17235851]final fantasy is elite[/QUOTE]

this

i think im gonna go 2 college next year to lern some bizness n shi
planning on starting a record store tbh only realistic thing ive wanted to do career wise i think i could handle it

wuld u sell wreckordz 2 a fox in a box

we dont like thems kind round these parts i reckon

running a record store seems like it would be a cool job. I only get this opinion from watching high fidelity though

ya theres prob tons of lame bizness shi which is lame i just wanna walk in a store and be liek want some cds man this 1 sux you should buy this one instead also would have a sign saying SORRY WE DONT CARRY MARTIAL INDUSTRIAL GO AWAY STEVE

>:[

lol

you would have the most unique record store ever

I would call my record store Mr. Ron's record store.


we would have one record

i would call it JUN STOP: YOUR ONE STOP JUN SHOP

idk i just imagine that the employees would be trolls.

i'll hide goatse pics in the cd booklets

Mr. Ron's record store would also sell BBQ and guns

My record store would be Mr. Murphy's Recordium Emporium.

nah it would just be [I][COLOR="LightBlue"]HIPSTER[/COLOR][/I]

Mr. Ron's record store would sell eliminator

If I were to open a record store it wouldn't even have a name, it's just have an entrance that looks like a cavern.

My record store would be the hottest spot for underaged scene and indie kids. why not?

To get into my record store you'd have to bring me the freshly severed nose of a J00.