I have $4.44 in my account. Sucks man.

[QUOTE=Silenius;16279480]Are you Eliminators alt or something?[/QUOTE]

im flattered

he is the robots, actually

also, he is vikingcore

elevenqueen

i am mallcore

lol, I thought you were rich Austin?!

Yeah dude. But now that I'm in a relationship I'm paying for everything and I'm losing money like crazy.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16279521]Yeah dude. But now that I'm in a relationship I'm paying for everything and I'm losing money like crazy.[/QUOTE]

:smash: (replace hammer with whip)

Dudes, I don't care what anyone says.

Water with crushed ice is the best drink ever. Hands down.

sucks, make her buy her own bud

nah man, she lost her wallet with all her money, so im taking care of the money stuff for now.

damn, that sucks

I think that's an excuse.

She better put out at least for all that **** you pay for :3

id never thought a black metalhead would get whipped

says the texan with the rainbow coloured queer avatar :lol:

The funny thing about women is they talk about how undignified being a prostitute is...but that's all they have ever been. Men pay money, they give sex. The more men pay, the more sex they get. Whether or not it's a direct or indirect correlation is irrelevant.

wtf, two Grand magus albums I got last night will only play for a little bit of a song then skip to the next. :mad:

and you're only just now figuring this out?

that is why i am not opposed to the idea of hookers. Ive never done it but i dont think its wrong or gross or sad

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16280291]and you're only just now figuring this out?

that is why i am not opposed to the idea of hookers. Ive never done it but i dont think its wrong or gross or sad[/QUOTE]

Of course not, it was just a reaction to Austin's little "I'm broke because I have a gf." Which is true for all boys mostly.

In some ways a hooker is better because you both admit you are paying for sex while in a relationship you quite deny it.

I don't really buy my girl much of anything because she hates to waste money.

aka i spend my money on video games and gym fees

oh, and lmao vince

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16279934]says the texan with the rainbow coloured queer avatar :lol:[/QUOTE]
ur so funni >:[
[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;16280274]The funny thing about women is they talk about how undignified being a prostitute is...but that's all they have ever been. Men pay money, they give sex. The more men pay, the more sex they get. Whether or not it's a direct or indirect correlation is irrelevant.[/QUOTE]
**** yes i agree
[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;16280302]Of course not, it was just a reaction to Austin's little "I'm broke because I have a gf." Which is true for all boys mostly.

In some ways a hooker is better because you both admit you are paying for sex while in a relationship you quite deny it.[/QUOTE]
again +10 points for gryffindor

Or your girlfriend might have sex with you because she genuinely enjoys such an activity and doesn't find you unattractive due to your smelly, greasy, selfish, whiny, American ways. But I digress.

But calling all women whores is a bit much. Prostitution is the direct exchange of money for sex. Changing the definition to suit your misogynistic purposes is retarded.

It sounds like Vince is just trying to reason out having bad relationships tbh

Yeah, usually the person who sucks at a relationship is the one who points the finger. But in Vince's case I think he's just turned bitter after being wrongfully burnt. :(

And that is why you should carry a knife at all times. Go for the trachea, and you will reign supreme.

I'm kinda old fashioned/gentlemen like when it comes to women so I just think it's normal for the guys to pay, after all they're usually the ones doing the asking out and such. Not that it's ever gotten me anything. :p

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16280381]And that is why you should carry a knife at all times. Go for the trachea, and you will reign supreme.[/QUOTE]

At the very least you'll be the butch one in your prison cell. Bubba will know who's boss.

[QUOTE=Riva;16280390]At the very least you'll be the butch one in your prison cell. Bubba will know who's boss.[/QUOTE]

**** yeah. I rather penetrate than be penetrated.

[QUOTE=Riva;16280364]Or your girlfriend might have sex with you because she genuinely enjoys such an activity and doesn't find you unattractive due to your smelly, greasy, selfish, whiny, American ways. But I digress.

But calling all women whores is a bit much. Prostitution is the direct exchange of money for sex. Changing the definition to suit your misogynistic purposes is retarded.[/QUOTE]
Well yes that happens too of course.

Well obviously when I said all I didn't mean it literally, but as a rule of majority I think it would be accurate. Also consider that historically my definition stands quite well as marriage and relationships always involved exchange of money.
[QUOTE=Ghoul Hustler;16280368]It sounds like Vince is just trying to reason out having bad relationships tbh[/QUOTE]
Which might be accurate if I'd ever had a bad relationship.
[QUOTE=Riva;16280377]Yeah, usually the person who sucks at a relationship is the one who points the finger. But in Vince's case I think he's just turned bitter after being wrongfully burnt. :([/QUOTE]
Jason :(

Vince if you're not trolling then this is pretty depressing :\