see if you guys just used dial up you would never have this problem

yeah but then it'd be the year 1998

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16279215]that was blank check/que.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, actually, that's the one I'm thinking of.

I used to walk around my backyard figuring out how I would angle the waterslide around the giant blow-up bouncy castle.

I was a precocious little tyke. Now I'm just sad all the time.

So yeah, cops aren't very nice people. Like 30 minutes ago I was on my way home from work and I was stopped at a busy intersections. There was like two cop cars to the left of me pulling someone over... they were all in their cars though I think. Anyway, I see ambulance lights behind me, and as I see them my light turns green, so naturally I go, pressing a little harder on the gas to get out of the way, and I skid a little (it's pouring rain) but still recover fine. I go a street ahead and I see lights behind me, so I pull over.

Ok, I pull over and I hear this cop telling me to put my hands on my head. At this point I'm thinking wtf because I didn't do anything. Next he comes up to my window, opens my door, and grabs me and throws me on the asphalt, handcuffing me while simultaneously kneeing the **** out of my back. At this point I
m screaming "what the **** dude, I didn't do anything" and he's telling me to shut up.

So he picks me up and tosses me against the hood of his car and is like "you're going to jail for reckless driving!" So at this point I'm actually calm, since I was just trying to get out of the way so the ambulance could continue... but I guess he thought I was just drunk and running from them or something, haha. He lets me talk and stuff and I explain what happened... but holy ****, I was seriously manhandled.

aren't you legally obliged to pull over when an ambulance/firetruck/cop car is coming with its siren on? you are here, it's a fine/arrest if you dont.

Wow, that's pretty cool.

Yeah like from the Cops perspective it probably looked a lot different.

Unless your black then he was probably just being racist.

Yeah you have to pull over. I would have just turned right but there were cop cars everywhere.

No, I mean manhandling you was lame but i donno the laws there. Either way shouldn't be kneeing you.

After I was standing up some bitch slut cop comes up to me and was like "DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE AUBURN JAIL? IT HAS A TERRIBLE REPUTATION AND PEOPLE SMELL LIKE URINE"

you should've pulled a mel gibson and called her 'sugartits' and said how jews are responsible for all the wars in the world

um

a cop is trained to always use his knee to exert pressure. its not like he is repeatedly kneeing you, its just a constant way to keep you under control.

Yeah but it's not like I was resisting. I'm 17 and weigh like 135lbs

they are supposed to do it regardless. a cop is not obeying his training if he doesnt do it really.

uh im sure their training doesn't say to yank a kid out of a car and hold him to the ground for skidding in the rain

i didnt mention that at all

im just saying the knee part was totally cool and rationale.

it was definitely not cool. Like seriously, my face was in a puddle of water almost.

well i mean its not like you probably dont deserve it for something else youve done anyways

[QUOTE]it was definitely not cool. Like seriously, my face was in a puddle of water almost.[/QUOTE]
This just made my day.

I love the almost at the end. :lol:

pure fggotry

Are you Eliminators alt or something?

that's i am deathcore

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16279393]uh im sure their training doesn't say to yank a kid out of a car and hold him to the ground for skidding in the rain[/QUOTE]

Silly americans.

I have seven dollars in my bank account, I need a job.

you can be the next zanta

I have like 600 or so, enough to keep me happy but I feel like it could use much more company.

[QUOTE]I have seven dollars in my bank account, I need a job.[/QUOTE]
I have 17

suck it

np: Gang of Four - 5:45

holy **** this album is good

I hoard my geld.

[QUOTE=pulseczar;16279493]you can be the next zanta[/QUOTE]

i wish

YES,YES, YES

yo how is york treating you purplefeet?