[I]John 3:16-21[/I]
So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?' Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR! U beleevz him u getz cheezburgrs, but els you get invisibul error. Lytes ar on now heer, but catzes no caer cuz they can see wit no lyte anyway. Invisibul error no liek lyte, him no liek be seed. Good kitteh no skeered of lyte, cuz himz not messin up

:lol:

wtf

Naow dis guy Nicoteneus iz a lvl 64 Pharisee and leeds teh Je\/\/s.2 He comez to teh Jebus in teh nites and he sez "We knoes u comez frum teh Ceiling Cat and we knoes u pwn."

3 An Jebus sed, "Ceiling Cat has invisible haus, u gots 2 borned agen 2 see it."

4 Nicoteneus sez, "wtf d00d? How doez dat werk?"

5 Jebus sez, "is da truth, u hafta be born agen wif waterz an spiritz an stuffs.6 Flesh givez birf 2 flesh, but teh spirit gives birf to spirit, k?7 Y r u so konfoozled?8 Is lyke wind, it doz its own stufs an u dunno how it werks, but is all ok, amirite? Is like that!"

9 Nicoteneus sez, "I doez not get it."

10 "Den ur not gud teecher," sed Jebus. "Lez flame tnak his b4se!"11 "Ok, iz da twoof. We says sum stuff dat we sawed, and teh peeplez is still konfoozled.12 I ben talkin bout teh stuffs on urf and ur still lyke, 'whut?' so whut bout Ceiling an stuffs?13 I iz da only wan whos gone to Ceiling so u haves 2 trusts me, mkay?14 I gots 2 b lifteded up lyke Moses an his snakedy thingy,15 coz if u beleeves ur not gon be ded! Eternal lifes, u can has it!

16 So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?'17 Cuz teh Ceiling Cat not snd hiz son 2 take all yur cookies, but so u cud maek moar cookies 4EVAR!18 U beleevz him u getz cheezburgrs, but els you get invisibul error.19 Lytes ar on now heer, but catzes no caer cuz they can see wit no lyte anyway.20 Invisibul error no liek lyte, him no liek be seed.21 Good kitteh no skeered of lyte, cuz himz not messin up."

Are you making this up as you go along?

alas no :( i have neither the time nor the desire to translate the bible into lolcat speak. however some enterprising souls do and have :D

[url]http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page[/url]

dude lazy town is on.

*spin flips into the thread*

hey nick lets go play sports

*spin flips across the room*

*unknowingly foils homoerotic bad guys ridiculously pathetic evil plan*

*imparts morals*

*spin flips out of thread*

woo sports!

Extreme Frisbee.
It's so ****ing extreme.

*spin flips*

*catches frisbee behind back*

*spin flips*

*throws frisbee*

*spin flips*

*makes sandwich*

*spin flips*

*eats sandwich while spin flipping*

*spin flips*

*spin flips*

*spin flips*

*Jumps and spin flips and catches with rectum*
*Does back flip while throwing back using farts*

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16360804]*spin flips into the thread*

hey nick lets go play sports

*spin flips across the room*

*unknowingly foils homoerotic bad guys ridiculously pathetic evil plan*

*imparts morals*

*spin flips out of thread*[/QUOTE]


*cartwheels into thread*

Robbie is only homoerotic because of the feelings he arouses in men like you and me.

SLIPPERY DIP!

*slides out of thread*

wtf is going on

wow, gay aussies ITT

(8) Welcome to LazyTown, the place where you'll wanna stay! (8)

Goodnight, everyone.

night homoerectus :naughty:

Blah, just managed to see 2 girls 1 cup for the first time. Boring.

*spinflip to ninja rolls into thread*

robbie rotten is most certainly gay. his pants are too high for a straight person and he has a chin implant

*jumps into spaceship*

*practises sport*

[QUOTE=LostChild;16360880]Blah, just managed to see 2 girls 1 cup for the first time. Boring.[/QUOTE]

you should try 2 girls 100 eels.

you should try this :D

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt9wteElPZI[/url]

So that's what you were on about.

yes basically. sportacus spurns walking in favour of various spins and flips.

also earlier tonight i forgot how to spell soar and now i just remembered

oy vey, haven't posted in this thread in yonks

Fu[SIZE="2"]c[/SIZE]k up the jump

W00t.

In 1,5 hours I'll be seeing the new Indiana Jones movie. :D
And I have weekend till tuesday. :D
And I'll be having pizza in a few minutes. :D

Sup guys?

i dranked to much coke so im still awake.

I r at work, and fighting off a cig craving

The BME pain olympics, however, that was a bit awkward.

So I just stole an ounce of some sort of legal herb product called Tribe from my brother. Supposedly "provides a concentrated oneness between the smoker and the earth." Right. So I smoked a couple of bowls and may be experiencing a mild relaxation. Has anyone ever heard anything about this?

I've only heard about Salv being legal and I doubt that is what you smoked.

yeah its called oxygen starvation. you're being slowly poisoned

HIghanddriving: Nice avatar, m1dy is ****ing amazing.

Sup btw :)

I'm eating and chillaxing.

yeah bro i love chillaxing

fck yeah, it's the best thing a human being can do.

But my head ****ing hurts :(

i like chillaxin with some PBR and some gamecube bro. listenin to some DMB

Dude, I was chillaxing the whole time!


/german accent

I'm chillaxing eating a burger with bacon, listening to Biglietto pero L'infierno (italian prog), and talking with my MX friends <3

wtf are you guys doing

wtf are you doing you whore? Leave us to go trouncing around with waffle sluts!

*young sluts

helloooooo all!! fareweeeeell all! :)

[QUOTE=Txus;16361117]*young sluts[/QUOTE]

*waffle batter sluts