couples' dance floor slapfest

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[QUOTE=masscows;17959924]I know I didn't really give you much to work with but I don't see how you can infer this girl is similar to the ones you've dated

I was mostly just playing around with how Brent worded his post :smash:[/QUOTE]

well i saw confusing, argumentative, and bitchy

and i was like, that does not sound good

haha fair enough

also 2 months is a pretty short honeymoon period, but yeah I'd say you won't have to go much longer without a good argument over something stupid.

probably about her not putting out

[i]come onnn please let me f*ck your left ear

I watched The Notebook with you ffs[/i]

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17959943]thai bride

she loves brent

LONG TIME[/QUOTE]

she's viet and I met her online

so

close enough

PS I Love You was soooooooo good babe.

P.S let me **** you up the arse

[QUOTE=Happy;17959939]did you order her online or something[/QUOTE]

in a sense lololol

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17959958]PS I Love You was soooooooo good babe.

P.S let me **** you up the arse[/QUOTE]

ps lets poop in each otherz butts back n forth 4evr

let's see what James Joyce has to say in some of his love letters, shall we?

[QUOTE]My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being f*cked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I f*cked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest f*cking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, f*cking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every f*ck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger f*ck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I f*cked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to f*ck a farting woman when every f*ck drives one out of her.[/QUOTE]

Literary masterwork.

I pulled myself off twice to that

aw, only twice?

hmm

[QUOTE=Apoc;17959972]aw, only twice?[/QUOTE]

I'm up to five now

Mmm vegemite.

Damn near pulled my foreskin off reading that

[QUOTE=Aaron;17959978]Mmm vegemite.[/QUOTE]

gross

[QUOTE="James Effing Joyce"]I am happy now, because my little whore tells me she wants me to roger her arseways and wants me to f*ck her mouth and wants to unbutton me and pull out my mickey and suck it off like a teat. More and dirtier than this she wants to do, my little naked f*cker, my naughty wriggling little frigger, my sweet dirty little farter. [/QUOTE]

Whoo, I'm all boned up over here.

[I]all boned up[/I]

with nowhere to go

actually, i'm going to eat in fifteen minutes. Make suggestions as to places to get food.

pizza

[img]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l10mii31B71qzc1oko1_500.jpg[/img]

from the cute girls thread

this is a korean version of my gf

[quote=malaise;17959983]gross[/quote]
False. I eat it every day for breakfast.

that is indeed

a cute girl

-approval

idk man i dont trust anything that looks like poo

@aaron

[I]When you use the restroom today, pee on your hand! It's a wild feeling! Then wash and PARTY![/I]

oof the possibilities for race jokes are making my frontal lobe hurt

[QUOTE=adb;17960000][img]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l10mii31B71qzc1oko1_500.jpg[/img]

from the cute girls thread

this is a korean version of my gf[/QUOTE]

Soooooooo cute omg.

wonder what she'd look like w/ glasses

probly even better

Idk about better...

woah girls wwhered they come from anyay :confused?!?!:

i am loking at pictures ofthem!!! do they know............

what s a girl

korean girl is sexy

as TimJim might say, a nice little bitty

that's like one of 3 good looking asians that's been posted in that thread

some of you guys have way low standards when it comes to asians. like she can be mad fugg and you're jerkin off over her just cuz she has da slantz

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;17960089]that's like one of 3 good looking asians that's been posted in that thread

some of you guys have way low standards when it comes to asians. like she can be mad fugg and you're jerkin off over her just cuz she has da slantz[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/image.php?u=302873&dateline=1262585629[/IMG]

JCS MOR LIKE CSB ROOOOOOOOOOOOFL :lol: fuken OWNEDdd

[QUOTE=illmitch;17960091][IMG]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/image.php?u=302873&dateline=1262585629[/IMG][/QUOTE]

but i don't believe she's asian

if she is she's very non-asian looking for an asian

[QUOTE=lim;17960096]JCS MOR LIKE CSB ROOOOOOOOOOOOFL :lol: fuken OWNEDdd[/QUOTE]

hahaha niiiiice

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;17960089]that's like one of 3 good looking asians that's been posted in that thread

some of you guys have way low standards when it comes to asians. like she can be mad fugg and you're jerkin off over her just cuz she has da slantz[/QUOTE]

i'm not all that fond of da slantz

god forbid the day i'd ever be jealous of brent for something if his girl looks similar to that though