Guys how can to turn Macbeth into a 10-12 page children's book?

"Macbeth became very obsessed with being King, so he killed the king to get it!"
"Then he killed the guards to frame them!"
"Then he killed Banquo to keep it!"
""Then he killed Macduffs family for going to get the english army!"

like who would want to read that to their kid
stupid english homework

[QUOTE=Diabolus in Musica;15400844]Unfortunately the US law doesn't see things that way.[/QUOTE]

The US law is a fa[I]g[/I]got.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15400851]The US law is a fa[I]g[/I]got.[/QUOTE]
I know :(, it makes me want to be a waffle :p.

I read reading a blog about Toronto and noticed this in the morning recap:

[QUOTE]We're seeing lead in our drinking water again, this time in Toronto schools.[B] Heavy metal never seems to die.[/B][/QUOTE]
\m/. Oh and I was listening to Painkiller while walking home and A Touch of Evil made me really uncomfortable.

I love that song. If anything Leather Rebel and Night Crawler should be the ones to make you uncomfortable.

[QUOTE=Deth;15400905]I love that song. If anything Leather Rebel and Night Crawler should be the ones to make you uncomfortable.[/QUOTE]

They do make me a little uncomfortable, but the way A Touch of Evil pans off...it's like some weird gay demonic love song. The music + lyrics make me uncomfortable, at least the other two are ****ing [B][I]metal[/I][/B]

Touch of Evil is one of my favorite Priest songs. The solo is soooooo good.

[quote=pulseczar;15400839][I]Rosebud[/I]


:o[/quote]

the ramones were in that episode!

Go to hell you old bastard.

[QUOTE=Eliminator;15400961]the ramones were in that episode![/QUOTE]

(the Ramones are being rude)

Smithers, have Eric Clapton killed.

or something like dat

I believe it was the Rolling Stones.

[QUOTE=pulseczar;15400981](the Ramones are being rude)

Smithers, have Eric Clapton killed.

or something like dat[/QUOTE]

Rolling Stones

ugh outnerded on my own favourite cartoon

i has an episode guyde for the first few seasons.

i love that they're playing all the old ones now though seriously. the one where bart isn't allowed to see the itchy/scratchy movie was on the other day. word.

I can't find the channel with all the reruns on in Orlando. I would always watch them at home and now I miss them.

re-runs 5 days a week at like 5 or 6 for an hour or so i think here

they play old and newer ones and the newer ones usually suck

i cant even think of all the times it's on here

5, 730, 9, 10, 1030 every weekday but there's more

Yeah I saw that Itchy & Scratchy movie one the other day, too. And then I watched a newer episode where Homer gets drafted into the army, it sucked some big blue balls I tell you what.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15400826]You're only as old as you feel.[/QUOTE]
That's not like... subjective.

[QUOTE=pulseczar;15401024]Yeah I saw that Itchy & Scratchy movie one the other day, too. And then I watched a newer episode where Homer gets drafted into the army, it sucked some big blue balls I tell you what.[/QUOTE]

There's an older one where he's in the Navy that rules though. With Bart's earing.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15401029]There's an older one where he's in the Navy that rules though. With Bart's earing.[/QUOTE]

Oh, and they shoot the admiral or something at the enemy submarine?

[QUOTE=Monticello;15401042]Oh, and they shoot the admiral or something at the enemy submarine?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, he goes to check on Barney, who's filled the thing with beer cans. He climbs in during war games, homer is second in command and he fires.

That's so awesome. I haven't seen that episode in ages though. The only other bit I can remember is when he's apologising to all the other countries and he just says 'quack quack quack' to the penguins.

That's an awesome episode.

Lazy Town >>>>>> Barney

come my lady come come my lady
you're my sugafly pretty baby

We miss you, rap-rock.

That bassline is pretty cool.

i used to have that album, i remember there was a song with KRS One and it was all

IM A BAD *** B-BOY TWO TRIPLE-OH!

KRS-One is the definition of falling off.