Date English girls then.

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;17484036]Date English girls then.[/QUOTE]

Is that a sterotype? That Asians have bad breath?

Dated an English girl once.

still trying to get her back tbh

[QUOTE]Is that a sterotype? That Asians have bad breath?[/QUOTE]Lol, he's talking about British people having bad teeth

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17484039]Dated an English girl once.

still trying to get her back tbh

Lol, he's talking about British people having bad teeth[/QUOTE]

Oh, derp lol.

english girls are either hot or not

theres really no in between

Most aren't.

all girls are either hot or not

although there's also the "not attractive but i'd still ****" category

I want to **** a lot of asians.

asians are gross


id rather do a mulatto

I like when hot girls have British accents.


WHITE GIRLS OR GTFO

[QUOTE=TimJim;17484105]asians are gross


id rather do a mulattoe[/QUOTE]

Asians are luscious, you're insane you ****ing ginger piece of ****.

pix or lies justin[quote=FatalEnergy;17484107]I like when hot girls have British accents.


W[/quote]
sieg ****ing heil

I want a really dumb girl with a dyke haircut and a Southern Accent

who actually has a cute face and is like insanely talented at some instrument

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17484112]I want a really dumb girl with a dyke haircut and a Southern Accent

who actually has a cute face and is like insanely talented at some instrument[/QUOTE]

I don't even know where to begin with how impossible that would be to come by.

the entire appeal is that it's an almost impossible contradiction

this is a bulletin one of my friends posted on the subject of girls, made me lol

[I]maybe its to much to ask for

A girl who is...

+ Drug Free (no drinking, smoking)
+ Vegan or Veg
+ Has Big Titties (hey i'm a man **** you! hahah)
+ Into Good Music (without being scene)
+ Into Monogamy
+ Supportive of me touring, and is chill with me being away for months
+ More Into Me Than Herself

a few more things would be niice, but i mean if i could find those things in a girl ill go buy a ring tomorrow.

itll never happen.[/I]

he's a chill dude but wtf seriously?

[quote=Jaundice;17484112]I want a really dumb girl with a dyke haircut and a Southern Accent

who actually has a cute face and is like insanely talented at some instrument[/quote]
[IMG]http://www.goodmanson.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/britney-bald.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE]this is a bulletin one of my friends posted on the subject of girls, made me lol

maybe its to much to ask for

A girl who is...

+ Drug Free (no drinking, smoking)
+ Vegan or Veg
+ Has Big Titties (hey i'm a man **** you! hahah)
+ Into Good Music (without being scene)
+ Into Monogamy
+ Supportive of me touring, and is chill with me being away for months
+ More Into Me Than Herself

a few more things would be niice, but i mean if i could find those things in a girl ill go buy a ring tomorrow.

itll never happen.

he's a chill dude but wtf seriously?[/QUOTE]That sounds like my ideal woman when I was like 14 and into indie pop.

Now I think most of those things are turn-offs. Big tits and good music are a plus though.

true dat, his standards a WAY too high. As long as a girl is decent looking, has a good personality and isn't a dumb fake bitch. I'll be happy, and yes i agree on the big tits/good music thing

i'm pretty set on my gf, we're gonna be together for the foreseeable future

Girls who can pull off short hair without looking like an eight-year-old boy can be amazing.

[QUOTE=TimJim;17484130][IMG]http://www.goodmanson.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/britney-bald.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

you must have missed the part where i said cute face and talented at an instrument

[QUOTE]Girls who can pull off short hair without looking like an eight-year-old boy can be amazing.[/QUOTE]The eight year old boy look is the cutest thing in existence, take your deranged opinions to the Alt Indie forum

i'm usually not a big fan of short hair, but if it's done right than

DAAAAYYYYMMMMM

whether chocolate or vanilla, or youre somewhere in between
a cappuccino mocha or a caramel queen
rejected by the black, not accepted by the white world
and this is dedicated to them dark skinned white girls

[QUOTE=sean2332;17484138]
i'm pretty set on my gf, we're gonna be together for the foreseeable future[/QUOTE]

Same here. I have like the perfect girlfriend, and I'm still saying that after over two years.

we've been together almost 3 and i don't want to murder her in her sleep so yeah

:thumb:

eight year old boys are the best

You a priest, by any chance?

i wish i could publish a novel

and then do some other things too

[QUOTE=Ceminon;17484249]You a priest, by any chance?[/QUOTE]

oh man this joke would be so funny if you told it 5 years ago

how about michael jackson? am i right? LOL