Doctor: Mr. Griffin I'm saying you're fine.

Peter Griffin: Now what? Are you coming on to me?

Lois Griffin: Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you you're healthy.

Doctor: ...Can't it be both?

My friend's gay, should I kill him?

Yes......err...........WAIT!....slowly.

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]My friend's gay, should I kill him?[/QUOTE]
Is that why you wear make-up?

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]My friend's gay, should I kill him?[/QUOTE]


Make him kill himself.

I never had a gay friend....I think it would be weird like when a girl passes by were like dang she has a nice A'ss and if I had a gay friend maybe he would check out guys and say "dang he has a nice A'ss aah!!! that would be freaky!

Jeez look at the buns on that one.

Yeah, he must work out.


Name that movie.

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]Jeez look at the buns on that one.

Yeah, he must work out.


Name that movie.[/QUOTE]
Dumb and Dumber

Dude, shutup, i'm gay.

Ha I got you guys! You ****ing faggots!

you didnt fool me

I'm gay

[QUOTE=lynch_me]I'm gay[/QUOTE]
seriously?????

Is it just me or does it seem like all of a sudden this forum has been taken over by Blink 182 and Sum 41 lovers with like 4 total posts?

lol I swear theres like these dudes that post here and they all have the same blink 182 avatar and have different names...its confusing!!!

did you look at the best concert forum its all sum 41 blink and simple plan......whats up with that?

[QUOTE=SkankinPickle]did you look at the best concert forum its all sum 41 blink and simple plan......whats up with that?[/QUOTE]
yepo sure did..what kind of sick world do we live in!!???

[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]yepo sure did..what kind of sick world do we live in!!???[/QUOTE]
Obviosly a world where when the average person thinks of punk they think of Blink 182 and G/C.........

[QUOTE=lynch_me]I'm gay[/QUOTE]
What a fag.

The pansy Devision

You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.

I got the corner on my mail into my skin on my middle finger it hurts so bad!!!

Bullets included, no thought required.

This conversation sucks

....Im bored theres nothing else to do

It's okay. I'm here to comfort everyone. :)

some one help me i have a real problem there's this jewish guy after me what do i do? he always follows me to the laundromat!!

Stop dropping change.

racist

Tell him you like satan

[QUOTE=The Flying Barron]racist[/QUOTE]
Judaism isn't a race, it's a religion.

Sarcasm get's the best of people.