**** off JFAC is better man noob

[quote=i am the robots;14932511]stfu, you're a wannabe metal guru.

Not sure if you noticed it, but All Shall Perish' vocalist is one of the best metal vocalists out there.[/quote]

This.

And no, Squirrel, that's utterly retarded and I haven't heard of it.

Alright guys simmer down, someone doesnt like ASP - ask him why and tell him why you think theyre a good band.

We just did. The vocalist is fu[SIZE=2]ck[/SIZE]ing amazing, and the music to me is at least decent.


And the typical response when we ask someone why is "**** **** **** kiddie ****". That's why we don't ask or give a f[SIZE=2]uc[/SIZE]k anymore.

Come on, more than a line dude :p

You gotta convince him theyre a good band.

Then he should convince you theyre not, with examples, then you learn more and he learns more.

And we're all chill.

My friend really likes them, but then again, he also likes ABRB :-\


I actually have listened to them, they are better than most of the bands playing that style but they still bored me after a few listens :(

People like that don't tend to play by the rules, why should we? It's pointless.

@ Squirrel

I was only mildly impressed with thier first album, but the second effort is amazing. The vocals are top notch, and the drummer is insane. PLus, some of the songs are catchy as hell, like the intro to I believe it's "Wage Slaves", with the cowbell and all in the intro. Correct me if I'm wrong about the song name.

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;14932523]One of the best at sucking like no other. No doubt.[/QUOTE]

No, no, seriously. This is like my area of expertise, and it's safe to say you have no clue what you're talking about. The man's range and technique are incredible.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;14932526]**** off JFAC is better man noob[/QUOTE]

I know this is a bad joke, but I pretty much agree. Johnny Davy is another really talented vocalist.

Well maybe if you do, then he will.

Or you can have the satisfaction that you took the moral high ground :)

This inst a competition about trading points off each other; we're meant to be discussing a genre that we all like.

[QUOTE=Poofy 666;14932569]My friend really likes them, but then again, he also likes ABRB :-\


I actually have listened to them, they are better than most of the bands playing that style but they still bored me after a few listens :([/QUOTE]

They pwn ABRB.

so does a narcoleptic retard with one arm. not that big a feat.

Matt, is that the right song?

refer to my last post...

[QUOTE=Squirrel;14932576]Well maybe if you do, then he will.

Or you can have the satisfaction that you took the moral high ground :)

This inst a competition about trading points off each other; we're meant to be discussing a genre that we all like.[/QUOTE]
and, by the title of that thread, the genre is death metal. ASP and JFAC are not death metal. I am getting really fvkking tired of this retarded clueless kiddie ****.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;14932574]No, no, seriously. This is like my area of expertise, and it's safe to say you have no clue what you're talking about. The man's range and technique are incredible.



I know this is a bad joke, but I pretty much agree. Johnny Davy is another really talented vocalist.[/QUOTE]

You can have as much range and good technique as you want. If your band sucks, who cares?

[QUOTE=Dargon II;14932597]and, by the title of that thread, the genre is death metal. ASP and JFAC are not death metal. I am getting really fvkking tired of this retarded clueless kiddie ****.[/QUOTE]

Let it be man let it be, it aint the end of the world.

What band would you like to discuss?

People, this thread was created to mock people's taste and see who knows the grimest, most senseless band in the world, with absolutely no cohesiveness musically, and of course, a lot of grunting.

Like Wormed.

[QUOTE=Dargon II;14932597]and, by the title of that thread, the genre is death metal. ASP and JFAC are not death metal. I am getting really fvkking tired of this retarded clueless kiddie ****.[/QUOTE]

They are, though. It may be a stretch in your mind, but they still are included in the genre.

[quote=TojesDolan;14932607]People, this thread was created to mock people's taste and see who knows the grimest, most senseless band in the world, with absolutely no cohesiveness musically, and of course, a lot of grunting.

Like Wormed.[/quote]



:lol:


You fu[SIZE=2]ck[/SIZE]ing slay me, man.

I must be the only one to actually 100% agree with dargon. This "core" crap in the DM thread is a bit ridiculous.

Bring up a new topic, then.

[quote=FatalEnergy;14932618]I must be the only one to actually 100% agree with dargon. This "core" crap in the DM thread is a bit ridiculous.[/quote]

It's not "-core", though, but whatever.

Well, they do have breakdowns breaking down breakdowns so there is some form of core in there yeah.

They mix it up with other elements but like it was said earlier, so do JFAC yet theyre not really DM, tbh.

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;14932607]People, this thread was created to mock people's taste and see who knows the grimest, most senseless band in the world, with absolutely no cohesiveness musically, and of course, a lot of grunting.

Like Wormed.[/QUOTE]
wormed is wiggercore



I'd honestly rather talk about SlipkNile, Kannibal Klown, or Phat Phetuz than emocore like JFAC. But I've had enough non-elite turdburgling for now. **** off kids, I'm going to hail elite **** now.

K later Dargon.

Breakdowns don't define genres though. This is an age old debate; we just got done with it in the metalcore thread. Just because something has breakdowns doesn't mean it has "core" anything in it. Breakdowns are prevailant in all subgenres of metal.

This is true, but it is a large focus of their song writing and structure is it not?

Dismember lol

Does something have to have gravity blasting to be death metal? Because that's the only DM quality they miss most of the time.

All I'm saying is they are still death metal because that's most prevailant in thier songs. Any band is going to have influences that occassionally show through from different genres; that's what makes good music. But if we go that route, we start needlessly excluding tons of bands from thier accepted genre because they do something that doesn't fit in the extremely narrow mold we have created for the genre.

Then, we are left with but a few bands still classified in the genre that all sound the same because they all have the exact same characteristics, and everybody gets bored and nobody likes the genre anymore.

Dismember is good. Skin Her Alive is so much fun to play.


And we already discussed this a few pages back...

[QUOTE=Poofy 666;14932695]Dismember is good. Skin Her Alive is so much fun to play...[/QUOTE]

I'm learning Override of the Overture right now. :) I'm only like 4 riffs in though.