The only retard in this place is you Vince.

You're way too fast asshat.

Mago de Oz lol

Anyway, I can make about 30 without starting wincing like a little girl.

Haha, that's what your mother said.

EDIT: APPLIES TO BOTH VINCE AND ORLANDO

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[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15473224]Mago de Oz lol

Anyway, I can make about 30 without starting wincing like a little girl.[/QUOTE]
What's wrong with Mago de Oz? :(

pushups are for suckers anyways. it's all about the v sits.

Jason: STFU read my post fag.

Double burn, damn Jason the hole in the stratosphere must be overdriving your brain cells!

Why do you hate me Jason? :(

You're just a really easy target, Vince. Why do you think I used to give you shi'?

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15473319]Why do you hate me Jason? :([/QUOTE]

Actually you're one of my favourite North Americans ever. :)

What do you call a penis next to a potato?




[size=1]A dicktator![/size]

Irish people

Nein. Go back to my post, I said it.

I was going to answer: Austin realising he'll never get close to a women, but still wanting to see what it felt like.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15473335]You're just a really easy target, Vince. Why do you think I used to give you shi'?[/QUOTE]
Because you're gay.
[QUOTE=Riva;15473339]Actually you're one of my favourite North Americans ever. :)[/QUOTE]
orly? :)

That's possibly the worst joke ever. Bravo.

We'd have to go back in time for that joke to be accurate.

how bout you go to the mall!

Three strings walk into a bar. The first one goes up to the bartender and says, "Can I get a beer mate?" The bartender replies, "We don't serve strings here, please leave". The second string sees this and thinks perhaps he'll be more successful if he's polite. So he politely asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender looks at him and answers, "I'm very sorry, but we don't serve strings."

The third string quickly goes to the bathroom, musses up his hair and then ties himself up in a bow. When he re-enters the bar, he marches right up to the bartender and confidently orders a double whiskey shot. The bartender looks at him closely and asks, "Hey aren't you a string?". The string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

tl;dr AN ANALOGY FOR RACISM AND DECEPTION IN THE FORM OF A BAD PUN

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15473377]how bout you go to the mall![/QUOTE]

I do need new stretch jeans.

I'm a frayed that joke was pretty good tbh.

If good means old then yes I agree.

I got that joke from the credits of SimCity 2000, true story.

Sick bro. I got that joke from my dad.

[QUOTE=Riva;15473409]I got that joke from the credits of SimCity 2000, true story.[/QUOTE]

plz ban yourself for copyright infringement kthx

hey fellas what's up

i gave a $1 tip to the del taco drive threw guy tonight

Public domain.

[QUOTE=Riva;15473424]Public domain.[/QUOTE]
In Capitalist America domain consumes your public

i c wut u did thar

and good night guys

Austin do you remember that chat about condoms coming off during sex? That was saved in my AIM logs, hahaha. I just saw it.

Hahahaha, yes. I remember it like yesterday!

Just for nostalgia (LMAO ****IN PUNNED) sake: small penis hungry vagina lol

Hungryina.

So I can't sleep but I'm listening to Ill Mitch so it's okay.

Im glad you're alright. IM going to bed soon though cause i have a class in the morning. And i was up till about 6am last night so im tired

Well, this is getting frustrating. Ergh.

yeah coming to terms with your sexuality and how it fits into the broad spectrum that is the human condition can be challenging.

Everybody hurts.

I'm tired. :(

Me too, I don't feel like going to school :)

Me too and I don't know why at all.

I woke up and couldn't find my shoes. I hope that's a good enough reason not to go.