[QUOTE=rattlehead42147;15935169]Who is that in your avatar? I could be wrong here but that definitely looks like Messiah Marcolin's tubby ***.

I've been meaning to ask since you had it but i only remembered now. It's been bugging me.[/QUOTE]

Yes, it's Messiah Marcolin. He's amazing, I love Candlemass etc. this isn't the doom thread, but w/e.

hi guys my names mappy

im jus gettin in 2 dm n dis is my list i like

children of bodom
TRIVIUM
built for my valentine (i think they mite be thrash :confused:)
waking the cadaver
in flames

wut shuld i check out

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15935201]Yes, it's Messiah Marcolin. He's amazing, I love Candlemass etc. this isn't the doom thread, but w/e.[/QUOTE]

He actually looks less ugly than usual in that picture.

pantera r amazing RIP DIMEBAG

n meshuggah r soo siqq its like calculus metal

idk i hate calculus mr bishop is a dick

[QUOTE=Luc214;15935302]He actually looks less ugly than usual in that picture.[/QUOTE]

Probably cause you can't see his belly sticking out... and it's all black and white and fuzzed out.

You are bewiiiiiiiiiiiiiitched.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15935289]wut shuld i check out[/QUOTE]

your grandmother's vagina

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15935289]hi guys my names mappy

im jus gettin in 2 dm n dis is my list i like

children of bodom
TRIVIUM
built for my valentine (i think they mite be thrash :confused:)
waking the cadaver
in flames

wut shuld i check out[/QUOTE]

try wintersun and dimension zero

omg are they like cannibal corpses i cant stand cannibal corpses

try cannabis corpse

no thats illegal

There the ****

where the shit?!

I dunno.

[url]http://www.myspace.com/cannabiscorpseva[/url]

try cannabis corpse

[QUOTE]hi guys my names mappy

im jus gettin in 2 dm n dis is my list i like

children of bodom
TRIVIUM
built for my valentine (i think they mite be thrash )
waking the cadaver
in flames

wut shuld i check out[/QUOTE]
lol

Cannabis Corpse is the ****

Enough gayness. Check Treblinka LIVE in 2008!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzOurzdFwEU[/url]

what kind of fag[font=verdana]gotry[/font] is this?!

[quote=i am the robots;15936498]what kind of fag[FONT=verdana]gotry[/FONT] is this?![/quote]

sparta

[url]http://www.myspace.com/cannabiscorpseva[/url]

try cannabis corpse

Reminds me; saw Municipal Waste on Friday, met Landfill (he was probably wasted), my mates mentioned that they had a radio show (which they do on campus) and Landfill gave them Blunted At Birth for free.

beerfest

They look immense live, body boarding on the crowd haha.

What was he like in person?

I would kill to see the Waste live.

[QUOTE=Squirrel;15937058]They look immense live, body boarding on the crowd haha.

What was he like in person?[/QUOTE]As I said, he was probably pretty drunk but seemed a real nice guy. He also recorded an intro (i.e. "this is Landfill from MW & you're listening to etc) for my friends' radioshow, which he finished with a nice falsetto ("FMMMMM!!!!)

Yeah, gig was great, crowd was surfing a lot, jumping off amplifiers (the real big ones, not the instrument ones), all about fun, friendly violence and alcohol (of course).

I love Municipal Waste's split with Crucial Unit. Sooooooo good.

I've started my review of Dismember's S/T. I think a lot of you will like it. Here's a taste:

[QUOTE]Putting the Swedish death metal scene into perspective is always fun, and here’s how I like to do it: In Flames are a bunch of pussies, Slaughter of the Soul sucked *** and Dismember have the biggest balls on the planet. I shouldn’t have to say much about the first two: In Flames were barely every a death metal band (and they pretty much always sucked) and Slaughter at the Soul was about as uninteresting and overproduced as you can get. To rant for a minute, it’s important to note that Slaughter of the Soul is somehow cherished amongst “death metal” fans, and yet they deem the millions of copy cats it spawned unlistenable, overproduced garbage. It’s funny how that works out. [/QUOTE]

Interestingly written but seems slighty off topic and rant-like. Strikes me as though youre doing the review just to get that out of your system :p

Unless you later use it to further what dismembers album is like/means to the genre.

That's just the first paragraph. I then go into some more ball metaphors before framing how important and consistently great they are. I just like to frame certain reviews pretty rudely and humorously. It does give me the chance to rant but it also makes sure that it'll be an interesting read (at least I think so).

[QUOTE]Anyways, my point is, and always has been, that Dismember is pretty much the only Swedish death metal band I care about. I could go on about how consistent they are, how important they’ve been or how ****ing good their music is, but I’m not going to do that; at least not yet. No, I’m going to expand on what I briefly said earlier: their balls are huge. Need more proof of this? They put out an album called “Death Metal” 13 years after the legendary Possessed album of the same name dropped and got away with it. I’m telling you, Dismember have balls the size of the Hindenburg. Two of them. For every member. [/QUOTE]

That's the next paragraph, and then I jump into the actual content. I'm just trying to hook people I guess. It's just a first draft (I say that, but usually only change a little bit) so y'never know.

I agree, its a rather novel approach and an interesting read. I like reading on to see where you go with it, its sorta like 'wtf is he on about, lets see him talk his way out of this statement' etc.

I think I've settled on a strong 3.5/5 for the new Dismember. It doesn't hit me as hard as TGTNW, but it's still ****ing awesome.

i agree TGTNW was an amazing album, i would give the new album about the same...maybe a little higher

Still a good score.

And not a lot of great music has come out lately [imo] so itll probably stand proud among the rest.

I was going to go with a 4 but today it just didnt stay as strong front to back. I don't really care about ratings anyways, especially if I'm reviewing it and explaining how i feel better than a totally random and arbitrary number.

[QUOTE=Squirrel;15937218]Still a good score.

And not a lot of great music has come out lately [imo] so itll probably stand proud among the rest.[/QUOTE]

i agree, im getting kinda sick of bands coming out with crap albums, i want these new bands to make something memorable

[quote]Dismember is pretty much the only Swedish death metal band I care about[/quote]whaaaaat

I think I'd give the new Dismember a 4 or so, looking forward to the review.

[QUOTE=VomitStainedCretin;15937053]Reminds me; saw Municipal Waste on Friday, met Landfill (he was probably wasted), my mates mentioned that they had a radio show (which they do on campus) and Landfill gave them Blunted At Birth for free.[/QUOTE]

do you own a denim jacket with band patches and a hat with "SUICIDAL" written on the inside of the bill?