any death metal band that is shitty like Behemoth.

[QUOTE=masscows;15611407]both of your complaints about them could be applied to any death metal band except for maybe Immolation.[/QUOTE]

srsly, I was gonna use this argument but I realized arguing on the internet sucks.

edit: Don't act like it's not true. You know it is.

I enjoy brief spurts of Behemoth occasionally, although Nergal's vocals always annoy me instantly. The only thing worse than his vocals are his solos, which are generally just terrible.

Nergal is a failure of mankind.

I love his voice on Demigod, and while his solos suck, his riffs and leads are great....

I just think he has a stupid name.

[QUOTE=pate;15611157]You're confused. I said I like it. Everybody else was saying it's boring.[/QUOTE]
really? i could have sworn it was the other way around.
i'm always confused... :p
oh yeah that's right you were the one that really hates Covenant...
BOW TO ME FAITHFULLY BOW TO ME SPLENDIDLY......

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15611343]I haven't heard you say anything that shows good taste. I'm open though.

They're boring and generic. Pretty much all their stuff sounds the same.

Riffs and songwriting? It's the same **** in every song pretty much. oooo tremelo riffs and chugging oooo layered vocals and echoes oooo blast beats.

There's nothing interesting or original. At least people who hate Nile can say their lyrics are interesting. Behemoth has nothing.[/QUOTE]

Yes these are absolutely terrible and uninteresting lyrics.

[quote]Leviathan!
eternally Thy powers rage within
I am reborn
purified
in the burning flames ov Sodom
by the powers ov the gods
awaken the mighty Will
that shalt carry me through eternities
Faceless One!
avenge my torment
materialise my utmost Will
beyond all legends and myths
Thou art the emmissary ov the beast
thwart the realm above
spawning might below

"Give us the flesh"!
"Give us the will" I command!
Dumuzi Lord
godhead immaculate!
Thou art the sun
toward the light feel no shame
Ia Asag!
forever Thou shalt remain

in victory I burn
masacrate the enemy
in battle that I hath already won
Thee I invoke
brothers ov Ariman's seed
Thou hast aroused all beings in me
come All in One
resurrected
stronger than death Thou hast become
revert my death
hail to my return
tis time to reign as a god among man

"Give us the flesh"!
"Give us the will" I command!
Dumuzi Lord
godhead immaculate!
Thou art the sun
toward the light feel no shame
Ia Asag!
forever Thou shalt remain

Appolyon
o resplendant flame
begotten ov beyond
may I coruscate eternally
gods ov all perfection
I command - come forth!
in company ov Ur
all doubts and fears eclipsed[/quote]

[QUOTE=jcs497;15611433]I love his voice on Demigod, and while his solos suck, his riffs and leads are great....

I just think he has a stupid name.[/QUOTE]

WTF is wrong with his solos?

they really do suck. listen to As Above, So Below. i know its on ZKC but still.

[QUOTE=Luc214;15611491]

WTF is wrong with his solos?[/QUOTE]

Some of them are good, but a lot of them are just slayer "chainsaw" solos.

[QUOTE=Luc214;15611491]Yes these are absolutely terrible and uninteresting lyrics.





WTF is wrong with his solos?[/QUOTE]

Hilarious and stupid, yes.

Everything.

Behemoth lyrics are mostly as good/better than Nile's. Nile's are just ****ing dumb.

Writing a song about a ridiculously specific ancient text no one cares about =/= good.

Behemoth and Nile both think theyre Egyptian.

Behemoth think they're Sumerian, big difference. :p

:lol: both gimmicks are hilarious and yield extremely uninteresting music.

I hate Nile, enjoy the occasional Behemoth.

If Nile would abandon their corny Egypt theme i might be willing to listen. although i heard from Stevemar that Karl's solo album was really good.

If you hate Nile because of the theme then why in the hell would you be interested in Karl's album.

[QUOTE=pate;15611410]...but not.[/QUOTE]

You guys listen to Obituary and Morbid Angel's crappy albums, I don't think you guys should be talking about "generic" and "blah".

[QUOTE=masscows;15611665]You guys listen to Obituary and Morbid Angel's crappy albums, I don't think you guys should be talking about "generic" and "blah".[/QUOTE]Yes, but the archetype determines whether future productions are generic (i.e. too similar to the original) or innovative.

Fine. Name another band that Behemoth sounds like. Belphegor and Nile are the only ones that come to mind remotely, and both are somewhat of a stretch.

[QUOTE=masscows;15611665]You guys listen to Obituary and Morbid Angel's crappy albums, I don't think you guys should be talking about "generic" and "blah".[/QUOTE]

Get

Out

Now

See, this is my point. Behemoth is way ahead of Obituary musically, the only thing that I really like about Obituary is Tardy's vocals (hay guys let's drum quarter notes and play thrash riffs). They definitely aren't nearly as boring as some of Morbid Angel's stuff (Altars and Covenant are the only albums they put out I actually find listenable, but I love both of them). Your complaints about Behemoth are stupid because alot of the stuff you guys listen to is bland and generic as hell.

You should just stop talking I think.

Ghoul Hunter brings on the burn bro

Because you don't know how to defend your boring taste? I know I'm going against the majority on this forum, but it's ****ing true.

@massivefaggot: No it's because you're annoying and have really shitty taste.

I still don't see you making any decent points. Since you're just reducing yourself to insulting me, I'll assume you give up.

I don't have a reason to make points. It's like arguing that Nsync suck. There's no need to say why.

You're just bad.

[QUOTE=masscows;15611706]Fine. Name another band that Behemoth sounds like. Belphegor and Nile are the only ones that come to mind remotely, and both are somewhat of a stretch.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Behemoth sounds nothing like Belphegor at all.

And they're nowhere near as good.

Nile are the only ones you could really compare them to, because they have similar styles in the way they construct their melodies.

We don't have to defend our taste, and you don't have to defend yours. Jesus Christ