I say we call Cady 'Cady' from now on.

Easier to type than scenesuicide. I keep typing it horribly wrong.

[QUOTE=Black Ink]If I haven't had children yet, how can I get near them?



....



oic.



[/gets near][/QUOTE]

I will neuter you, you dirty son of a biscut.

:evil:

[QUOTE=thisis sceneSUICIDE]I announced that a very, very long time ago!

Dummyface. :upset:[/QUOTE]
Oh, erm, I didnt know sorry :D

holy crap! this one has a temper!









/chauvenist pig

[QUOTE=Jason101]holy crap! this one has a temper!









/chauvenist pig[/QUOTE]

I'm feisty.


:naughty:

[QUOTE=Black Ink]What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?






Nothing, you already told her twice.

oh shi-[/QUOTE]

A man and a woman are in an elevator, that begins to lose control and fall down the shaft. The emergency call doesn't work, and they realize that imminent death looms before them.

The woman turns to the man and says "Before we die, I want you to do something to make me feel like a REAL WOMAN!"

The man begins to remove all his clothing, and throws them at the woman...

"Here, fold these."

:naughty:

JOKE TIME!

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

'Cause he got the gas bill!

/nofx 7" ++

[QUOTE=Black Ink]What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?






Nothing, you already told her twice.

oh shi-[/QUOTE]
:eek: sexisum.........


















Why did the women cross the road....







Who cares, why was she out of the kicthen?

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]JOKE TIME!

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

'Cause he got the gas bill!

/nofx 7" ++[/QUOTE]

Owch. I have a Jewish uncle...

Who taught me ever Jew joke I know! :thumb:

[QUOTE=thisis sceneSUICIDE]Owch. I have a Jewish uncle...

Who taught me ever Jew joke I know! :thumb:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, my great grandpa died in a WWII concentration camp, so I really shouldn't be joking about that type of stuff...












...He fell off of a watchtower.

/nofx 7" again

What's a Jewish dilemma?
Free ham.

/nofx 7" AGAIN

What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
Black Jews go to the back of the oven.

I'm sorry for that one, I swear.

10 blonde women, and a brunette, all hanging on a rope, from a back of a plane. The rope cant handle all the wieght, and one person would have to let go.

The Brunnette says "look, one of us will have to let go, or the rope will snap and we will all fall to our death" the blondes jsut stared at her.

The Brunnette reluctantly says "fine, ill die and save you all". She lets go, and falls to her death.

In the Brunnettes bravery, all the blonds start to clap.

[QUOTE=Untitled]10 blonde women, and a brunette, all hanging on a rope, from a back of a plane. The rope cant handle all the wieght, and one person would have to let go.

The Brunnette says "look, one of us will have to let go, or the rope will snap and we will all fall to our death" the blondes jsut stared at her.

The Brunnette reluctantly says "fine, ill die and save you all". She lets go, and falls to her death.

In the Brunnettes bravery, all the blonds start to clap.[/QUOTE]
D'OH! :lol:

How do you fit 100 Jews in Hitler's car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, 96 in the ashtray.

Ok, I'm done now.

Edit: OMGzors i beet u

If you can, I can...

How do you fit 500 Jews in one car?



2 in front, 3 in back, and the rest in the ashtray!


:upset: I am most definitely a horrible person...

Edit : BEAT ME TO IT AGAIN! GAH!

[QUOTE=thisis sceneSUICIDE]I'm feisty.


:naughty:[/QUOTE]


grrrrr. :naughty:

Theres a Blonde women, in a feild, in a rowing boat, rowing. And another blonde women sees her. She pull over and gets out of the car and shouts "Its blondes like you who give all us blondes a bad name, if you dont stop and get out of that boat ill swim over there and kill your"

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]

Edit: OMGzors i beet u[/QUOTE]

I'm going to say "Great minds think alike." so we BOTH look good. :thumb:

Ok, one more.

What do you call a black guy that flies planes?

A pilot, you fu[B][I][/I][/B]cking racist!

[QUOTE=thisis sceneSUICIDE]I'm going to say "Great minds think alike." so we BOTH look good. :thumb:[/QUOTE]
:p.

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]Ok, one more.

What do you call a black guy that flies planes?

A pilot, you fu[B][I][/I][/B]cking racist![/QUOTE]

YES! Haha.

It's kind of sad how I know all my racist jokes from my friends in the "ethnic minorities."

[QUOTE=Black Ink]I've only heard that joke typed, because if I ever heard it I'd be like "i dunno, a pilot?" "A PILOT YOU RA....oh..yeah"[/QUOTE]
Everyone that I've told it to is like :

[retard]Uhhhh I dunno. :confused: Uhhh. Hmmmmm. What do you call him? Derrrrrrr[/retard]

Im gonna go bed, if anyone wants to join me, fly over and hop aboard.

Cheerio.

[QUOTE=Untitled]Im gonna go bed, if anyone wants to join me, fly over and hop aboard.

Cheerio.[/QUOTE]
im on my way babi

/me flies

nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

Night Night!

you're in the UK, butler, where? :naughty:

NP: The Locust - Armless And Overactive/Invented Organs

Best. Song. Ever.

Pssh. You say that, but I'm listening to the Faint right now.

Posed to Death = DANCE PARTY.

I'm wiggling in my seat and bopping around like crazy. Such a great song.

dammit, I'm stuck at work.


*wishes he was at home listening to Clarity*

[url=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/Brandon2527/cptplanetchances3wr.jpg]HA![/url]

refl