Gayer than you.

[QUOTE=Deth;17605551]only on the first song which uses the beat to Swag Surfing so is awesome[/QUOTE]

so hes actually rapping and not autotone singing over shitty rock beats?

[QUOTE=mappymassacre;17605502]Little Wayne I believe.

Krav Maga would be insane, but it's extremely Jewish.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, my brother's been doing krav maga for some time now. One of the reasons why I'd rather do some other sport if I'd have the money.
And yeah, I always make fun of how kike-ish the sport is. :lol:

Anyway, going to sleep now. Really damn tired.

I ride my bike so much that I don't need to do any fighting crap, my kicks bring the pain.

:lol: defensive fighting styles

[QUOTE=Happy;17605725]I ride my bike so much that I don't need to do any fighting crap, my kicks bring the pain.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, if you can actually get to the point of kicking someone.

That's the thing, like people that are big are like "i don't need to learn how to fight, i'm so strong it doesn't matter". Well look at kimbo slice, all he knows how to do is run at someone and punch them, and he's getting his *** kicked now by ufc fighters much smaller than him.

I'm a black belt in karate, although I haven't trained in a year or two, I'm fairly confident I could take out most people twice my size or bigger (i'm only 5'7"/125 lbs) if they've never actually learned to fight. There are quite a few tricks to evening the odds, and no they don't involve genitals.

ofc I can kick anyone.

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17605736]Yeah, if you can actually get to the point of kicking someone.

That's the thing, like people that are big are like "i don't need to learn how to fight, i'm so strong it doesn't matter". Well look at kimbo slice, all he knows how to do is run at someone and punch them, and he's getting his *** kicked now by ufc fighters much smaller than him.

I'm a black belt in karate, although I haven't trained in a year or two, I'm fairly confident I could take out most people twice my size or bigger (i'm only 5'7"/125 lbs) if they've never actually learned to fight. There are quite a few tricks to evening the odds, and no they don't involve genitals.[/QUOTE]

you're a pushover

[QUOTE=Happy;17605742]ofc I can kick anyone.[/QUOTE]

what i'm saying is you need to know when to kick and how to kick and where to kick without it getting brushed off and you getting beaten down

edit: sup stevie

I'm like 5'8 and 140lbs man you must be skin and bones.

I'm fatter than most of you, 5'11 and pushing 200

never been in a fight in my life tho

[QUOTE=Happy;17605749]I'm like 5'8 and 140lbs man you must be skin and bones.[/QUOTE]

yup, pretty close

6'0 175 been in a shitload of fights and i plan on being in many more

diddn't you say you enjoy going to parties and starting ****?

so that doesn't surprise me

never been in a fight

fighting is fun man

I've only been in a couple fights, I'm pretty pacifistish. But if people try to run away with my drugs I get pissed

I have anger issues so I don't get into fights, if you make me mad enough that I actually want to fight you I might just try and kill you instead

sean may be a home wrecker but at least he's also a pacifist (but also a potential murderer)

that's the nicest thing you've said about me

and I diddn't wreck that home, they were done for neways. I simply helped it along, she moved to North Carolina soon after and is pregnant so yeah

Is it yours?

Hell no, she moved out there to be with this dude she met online or something

they've been together like 6 months and I find it hilarious, she's only 19

What's crackin folks?

listening to the BTBAM self titled and being bored

got nothin to do, listening to some kvlt stuff
yourself?

I'm chillin at work eating gobstoppers.

I was supposed to go to the bar it's not looking like that will happen now dammit

yep my plans for tonight fell through too friend isnt coming into town until tmrw looks like ill be drinking with my bestest friend tonight (myself) and watching movies and ****

i got home a while ago, been listening to music and drinking some wine

my girlfriend came to her senses today and asked me to forgive her and that she was a little drunk etc.

pretty lol but yeah im asking for sex tomorrow

what happened?

[QUOTE=Txus;17605857]i got home a while ago, been listening to music and drinking some wine

my girlfriend came to her senses today and asked me to forgive her and that she was a little drunk etc.

pretty lol but yeah im asking for sex tomorrow[/QUOTE]

make up sex rocks

[QUOTE=nevertoolate;17605864]make up sex rocks[/QUOTE]

yes, dude you need to destroy that!!

these movies on amc suck

who the **** wants to watch house on haunted hill 5 times in one day

changing the channel is pretty hard

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17605861]what happened?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Txus;17603684]im too lazy to type everything but basically we went to her friends party (a friend who i dislike) and well we get there and there's a bunch of fag nurse dudes (my girlfriend is a nurse) there and a bunch of other people i dont really know and im shy when i dont know anybody in the room and my girlfriend introduced me to some douche who looked like a total bro, i really didnt talk to him and he was starring at my shirt the whole time (crossed out shirt) and he was like "why do you have an old man in your shirt?" **** that then i went to eat some chips and drank like 4 beers and i told my girlfriend that i was going home if she was going to join me and she was like "noooo, let me stay" so i left her and then she texted me saying "wow, i never thought you would leave without me, good job" and we had a fight over the phone

meh[/QUOTE]

that, its all cool now


[QUOTE=brent]make up sex rocks [/QUOTE]

pretty much :p

why are there people wanting names starting with The

you aren't a novel

She should've made more effort to make you comfortable dude.

[QUOTE=Txus;17605875]that, its all cool now




pretty much :p[/QUOTE]

oh thats not bad. when i started reading that i thought it was going to end with her getting a male nurse train ran on her or something.

http://rippinh2o.com/dropzone/surflingo.shtml

best site ever

if you don't agree you're a boogie boarder

[QUOTE=Mike;17605875]
pretty much :p[/QUOTE]

u used my name bro! i have much <3 4 u Mike