Horseman!

its the dynamos comedy duo of aaron and horseman!!!!!!!!!

Yisssssssssssssssssssssss

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sappenin homies

Naming future dogs with my business partner instead of working. Tentatively my next dog will be called The Bishop of Ginger.

someone just rang me sayin they were bein chased by a crazy cant on a moto and they were kickin the car they were in.

i think i made the wrong decision by sayin they could come to my place.

i didn't even hear their name.

i'm scared.

aaron, did you like my dog?

wierd man. graba knifey.

yeah i did. cute. i like big dogs though. st bernards etc.

i like medium dogs. i wanna see a st bernard crossed with a terrier

Big dogs. Dogs that are bigger than you when you lie down.

14,000

no cause they might turn on me.

my aunty has a rottweiler

i want 7 cats. bitches love cats

is it gay to have a cat it seems to be the stigma

If you live alone it is.

its only gay if you have just one.

lol. and a man living with 30 cats is not the most gay thing in the world, lol.

not at all. man is obviously pooling cats to get the bitches

also i bet the cats lick his bollocks if he puts a fish on it

a cat in the house is worth 2 in the bed.

hahahaha

pussies get the pussy its a well known fact.


i would rather a dog though cause dogs are friendly and you can train them to kill

but dogs do huge poops.

that would be annoying if you were very lazy and couldn't be bothered walking them like myself.

but i could train him to eat it

Big dogs are like siblings after a while; they're pretty human. All cats have evil, selfish personalities. Dogs are awesome and loyal.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16894269]but i could train him to eat it[/QUOTE]

pure lols given right here

haha i cant believe i missed that

yeah cats are like a woman on her rag and dogs are like your dumb buddy who works at the servo and always has beer

i just got asked to work tonight.

awesome fun!

[quote=big80smullet;16894289]yeah cats are like a woman on her rag and dogs are like your dumb buddy who works at the servo and always has beer[/quote]
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lol my dumb buddy never has beer :(

but he does work at the servo :)

haha should tell him to have more beer

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16894188]not at all. man is obviously pooling cats to get the bitches[/QUOTE]

i've always liked your thinking!

[quote=I_WEAR_RED_PANTS;16894312]lol my dumb buddy never has beer :(

but he does work at the servo :)[/quote]
I LOVE SERVO PIES! As Haz knows.

Haha f[size=2]uck[/size] off. Cats are great.

yeah and 30 cats is at least 7 billion times better cause it works on an exponential scale of course

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Tilly says cats are bad.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris[/url]

a surprisingly fascinating article, with fascinating links to sub-articles. defy me

lol surprisingly its interesting lol

yeah lol