this just in: majority of people do not stay in their first relationship forever

keep updated to CSB news for more shocking updates

yo mitch, I'm sayin that some of you will never find someone as good as your last gf in one way or another

one maybe awesome in bed, or have an amazing personality, or both or some sort of mental or physical shortcomings

but

bottom line is I don't think there is such thing as a stable relationship because all girls have a monthly cycle

you're gonna be decomposing soon so just stop worrying

[QUOTE=illmitch;18210707]this just in: majority of people do not stay in their first relationship forever

keep updated to CSB news for more shocking updates[/QUOTE]

looool

[QUOTE=Xplisit;18210717]you're gonna be decomposing soon so just stop worrying[/QUOTE]

[I]any day now[/I]

[QUOTE=adb;18210713]
bottom line is I don't think there is such thing as a stable relationship because all girls have a monthly cycle[/QUOTE]

you're going to die alone

just like the rest of us you ignorant fuck

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/news-by-industry/et-cetera/Man-leaves-behind-1905-page-suicide-note/articleshow/6641319.cms


Pretty Satan

nah he'll find some semi-attractive woman who turns into an ugly hag and live in a trailer

[QUOTE]you're going to die alone[/QUOTE]
never heard that one before :lol:

implying you'll be married when you die

[QUOTE=Xplisit;18210730]just like the rest of us you ignorant fuck[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.visitallan.biz/humour/chillpill2.jpg[/img]

@adb

or I could kill myself and take lots of people with me
or have friends
or not get killed by my doctors because I'm pissing them off with my smugness

implying you can control your own fate

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18210732]http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/news-by-industry/et-cetera/Man-leaves-behind-1905-page-suicide-note/articleshow/6641319.cms


Pretty Satan[/QUOTE]

what a boring cunt

if I get killed by others thats not under my control

@ron
what a pretentious douche

adb's had one girlfriend he's pretty much a relationship zen master

I guess this is his full note:

http://www.suicidenote.info/

i like the people talking about how sad it is that he killed himself

[QUOTE=adb;18210738]implying you can control your own fate[/QUOTE]

wow how bout lets just sit in a chair and do nothing cause it was meant to be

This guy is the zenith of humanity, self aware and in control to a level that we all envy. My spirit salutes you.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;18210742]adb's had one girlfriend he's pretty much a relationship zen master[/QUOTE]

posting facts EVERYONE knows = zen master in Canada I guess

Gonna read this suicide note after I finish the Qur'an

I skimmed it, seems to resonate with me a little.

I'm not one to buy this killing yourself because life is meaningless thing though, absurdity can be something to revel in. Just sounds like he was a depressed guy who read a lot of Nietzsche.

its funny because Nietzsche's brand of Nihilism is actually life affirming.

The Seditious Genius of the Spiritual Penis of Jesus

lolwut

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18210764]I skimmed it, seems to resonate with me a little.

I'm not one to buy this killing yourself because life is meaningless thing though, absurdity can be something to revel in. Just sounds like he was a depressed guy who read a lot of Nietzsche.[/QUOTE]

yeah I guess he forgot that they solved the problem of absurdity and self-preservation a long time ago

or just didn't read it yet

oh well, too late

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18210661]not all of them do, but the ones that do are most of the time really stupid.
if your xbox live name has "420" in it you're a fag.[/QUOTE]

my brother's username on oldschool battlenet was assrammer420, js

and let us not forget about coolweedman420

[QUOTE=Luc214;18210768]The Seditious Genius of the Spiritual Penis of Jesus

lolwut[/QUOTE]

yeah I saw that

douche shot himself in front of people

Dude was clearly way smarter than both of you.

I've been in a bit of a slump lately but lyfe roolz

[QUOTE=Highschool Soccer Girls;18210774]guy is adb-tier as far as philosophizing goes

bottom line is: if he were enjoying life more than not, he probably wouldn't have killed himself.[/QUOTE]

yes

life is meaningless, time is a paradox

LIFE IS A PARADOX