[QUOTE=TimJim;17957477]happy birfday jaundice![/QUOTE]

This. But spelled correctly. You're now legal in Canada (well minus Ontario I think)

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[QUOTE=shortz;17957481]This. But spelled correctly. You're now legal in Canada (well minus Ontario I think)[/QUOTE]
It's 19 everywhere but Quebec, Manitoba and Alberta

**** ebing 18 tbh

whats the equivalent of an awkward bday cake

I have brownies on my bday

not eating bday cake to count calories

or a box of coricidnin

yeah its p fun to go border hopping

[quote=shortz;17957474]White Castle is gross - when you're sober at least, I have no clue about when you're drunk...[/quote]
white castles onlys tastes good when jaundice is drunk its true

white castle is never good

yeah 1984 is far better written than we

only because it involves a sexually free girl with bad acne

and shes really pale

yeah

sup alex

eating pretzels trying to get my mom to buy me a pack of cigartettes

u

working out a life plan listening to brian eno

need a madonna fix

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1vlvsqw_IU[/url]

talking to gf on aim

her family still isnt home ugh I could've still been over there

if her little sister is n't home no point in going over

I love perving on my friends younger sisters.

It's usually a good reason to go visit.

her younger sister is 21 and not attractive

[I]at all[/I]

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17957527]I love perving on my friends younger sisters.

It's usually a good reason to go visit.[/QUOTE]

yeah def pop like 16 coricinds and go clothes shopping with the fam

cockward pop

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17957531]yeah def pop like 16 coricinds and go clothes shopping with the fam[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17957531]yeah def pop like 16 coricinds and go clothes shopping with the fam[/QUOTE]

:lol:

i had some friend that had this really disgustingly atractive 11 year old sister and shed be taking a dump and id walk in the bathroom like oops sory i shouldve knocked

if you;re lucky you might get to play rockband beatles with her mom and listen to her neighbor plays Doors songs on guitar

why isnt there a toy saxophone that uses lady gaga voice samples for sound

yo alex is your avatar an artist's imagining of me and my gf?

yo guyz u herd electro grunge its my favurote post industrial grunce apocalyptic sub folk gener

lawl

just smoke 1 cigarette n hush

[QUOTE=lim;17957538]i had some friend that had this really disgustingly atractive 11 year old sister and shed be taking a dump and id walk in the bathroom like oops sory i shouldve knocked[/QUOTE]

my friend told me a story how he used to regularly walk into the bathroom and have a shower whilst his 13 yr old sister was in there on the toilet sticking her fingers up her *** to get all the **** out

wtf haz mx doesnt need to kno about my personal life

what....

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17957549]my friend told me a story how he used to regularly walk into the bathroom and have a shower whilst his 13 yr old sister was in there on the toilet sticking her fingers up her *** to get all the **** out[/QUOTE]

Gross lol.

i used to take 13 year old indie chicks with pink hair to the movies cuz i was too shy to hit on her heroin addict sster

http://tinychat.com/rmx

chat is UP

http://tinychat.com/rmx

that just made me throw up a little bit in my mouth

coupl times i fingrd my *** my hand kinda smelled awkward for a day or two afterwards so i stopped thankfuly im not adicted to it yet

i didnt work the handl end of a plungr in there once it was ok

[QUOTE=lim;17957558]coupl times i fingrd my *** my hand kinda smelled awkward for a day or two afterwards so i stopped thankfuly im not adicted to it yet

i didnt work the handl end of a plungr in there once it was ok[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/8ziwlf.jpg[/IMG]

I don't think its uncommon for guys to shove things up their ***.

Read an interview with a proctologist in a mens mag about the things he would find up there that needed to be removed sometimes, it was lol