Wow :lol:

lol girlfriends are overrated. ****buddies ftw. i left mine in england though :upset:

Unfortunately most girls don't share the irreverent view of sex that men have

Carly Simon btw.

[QUOTE=Hbp;15463260]Carly Simon btw.[/QUOTE]

I guess my ignorance of dike rock is showing.

Wait thats from the 70's isn't it. still dike rock though.

*Dyke

That's a pretty stupid lyric. In saying "I bet you think this song is about you", it becomes about the person it's allegedly not about. Stupid Carly Simon and her linguistic fallacies!

What a dike!

What a cake!

holy shiit i didnt know led zepplin had some tight songs i got em on my itunes for some reason

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15463286]That's a pretty stupid lyric. In saying "I bet you think this song is about you", it becomes about the person it's allegedly not about. Stupid Carly Simon and her linguistic [B]Phallic[/B]ies![/QUOTE]

Fixd

my girlfriend is cool. i had live maine lobster for dinner today........oh yeah! it was quite scrumptulescent

i fail to make the connection between your girlfriend being cool and lobster being delicious

[QUOTE=Angmar;15463147]Height does not really matter to me, I would date a girl who is taller if she was attractive enough. But I'm 6' 3" so that probably will never happen.[/QUOTE]

/h5 for being tall and shi

/h5 back. I'm gonna go to sleep now though because I'm tired as hell :)

night doot

Just finished my last night at Phantom Fright Nights. The rain kind of sucked, but overall a decent night. Only got a couple of hecklers. I noticed they all fell into one of three categories.

1. High school jocks with the same jerseys on, ball caps, and the same general face. These tools looked like they climbed out of cloning vats.

2. Chunky black girls. You know, the type of bitch who wear excessive jewelry to cover up the fact that she's actually taller if you turn her over on her side. They were all getting really hostile and defensive at the slightest thing.

3. Animated skeletons. White girls who are basically jutting hip bones that talk. One of them actually slapped one of my fellow performers tonight for doing an Invisible Deck routine with her friends. I don't know what these philistines expect. They're getting an awesome bargain on the tickets to get in here, so why you'd throw it all away by harassing the staff and getting thrown out immediately is just beyond me.

They think its makes them cool.

I just sat down for about 3 hours and played through about 3/4 of Guitar Hero III with my friends. Late night Guitar Hero is hella fun.

Late night insomnia isn't :(

How is the playlist on III?

[QUOTE=Steerpike;15463495]Just finished my last night at Phantom Fright Nights. The rain kind of sucked, but overall a decent night. Only got a couple of hecklers. I noticed they all fell into one of three categories.

1. High school jocks with the same jerseys on, ball caps, and the same general face. These tools looked like they climbed out of cloning vats.

2. Chunky black girls. You know, the type of bitch who wear excessive jewelry to cover up the fact that she's actually taller if you turn her over on her side. They were all getting really hostile and defensive at the slightest thing.

3. Animated skeletons. White girls who are basically jutting hip bones that talk. One of them actually slapped one of my fellow performers tonight for doing an Invisible Deck routine with her friends. I don't know what these philistines expect. They're getting an awesome bargain on the tickets to get in here, so why you'd throw it all away by harassing the staff and getting thrown out immediately is just beyond me.[/QUOTE]

:lol: you just described failures, why do you even ask?

[QUOTE=guitrguy;15463510]They think its makes them cool.[/QUOTE]

Which is why I remind them frequently that I have a microphone and they don't.

[QUOTE=Steerpike;15463624]Which is why I remind them frequently that I have a microphone and they don't.[/QUOTE]

Can you embarrass them in front of the whole haunted house?

I guarantee he could, he is like God when it comes to making fun of people.

I meant could he get away with it. I've seen the work of Steerpike.

4:16 and I can't slep :(
I'm posting this from my laptop in bed. Does that turn you guys on?




...I hope not.

I'm going to give sleep a second try. later guys.

At this point, I should be taking something to get to sleep but I'm not. I dont know why.

I'll go take a melatonin at 430 I guess.

mudvayne {K}now {F}orver is crazy when it gets all double bass and vox amirite

haunted houses sound pretty awesome. i wish we had halloween her in australia

I was never into Halloween but I'm generally a big party spoiler.

Every party needs a pooper.

They used to have this maze thing where i used to live made out of corn. "the amazing maze in maize" it was called. They did stuff there on halloween that was pretty cool, like haunted house's and people dressed as crazies and murderers that stalked the maze at night. They even had this one dude, covered in blood with a real chainsaw who'd run around the maze. No actual chain on it but he'd corner you then touch you with it, and it was pretty scary. even though you know he can't hurt you he still has a real chainsaw

[QUOTE=big80smullet;15464006]Every party needs a pooper.

They used to have this maze thing where i used to live made out of corn. "the amazing maze in maize" it was called.[/QUOTE]

Wow we have one of those really near me.

[QUOTE=Happy;15464015]Wow we have one of those really near me.[/QUOTE]

Big80smullet used to reside in the UK... maybe you're talking about the same place :lol:

They're awesome fun, especially if you take your girl and you can have sneaky make outs in the maze. or sneaky sexes if your adventurous

Edit: 2 badtaste: nah this was in NZ

[QUOTE=badtaste;15464030]Big80smullet used to reside in the UK... maybe you're talking about the same place :lol:[/QUOTE]

that would be weird.

[QUOTE]They're awesome fun, especially if you take your girl and you can have sneaky make outs in the maze. or sneaky sexes if your adventurous[/QUOTE]
Haha I've never thought about doing that... maybe I should.

Its good times. I took a girl to it on a first date and she was scared so she had to hold my hand the whole time. good ice breaker.

Moral: mazes at night with date is win

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That's my boy, Jason!

Do I look like Jelle to you? :mad:

[QUOTE=big80smullet;15463469]i fail to make the connection between your girlfriend being cool and lobster being delicious[/QUOTE]

sorry for responding so late. there were some discussions on girlfriends a few posts above mine. so i thought id say mine was cool. but then i started thinking about my delicious lobster dinner