[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18450317]hmm must not be her then[/QUOTE]

this made me lol

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FICH DICH!

whose hand is that and has it touched ur wiener

[I]I spy a female's appendage.[/I]

That is the hand of a female friend of mine from college yes.

Ohhhh the redhead or?

that chicks hand is huge

she's fat

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perspective_(visual)[/url]

cmon now let's not deprive adb of even the right to make a joke

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18453486]Ohhhh the redhead or?[/QUOTE]


lol no, what redhead are you talking about anyway? my ex? :amaze:

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just found this old pic of me drunk off my ass

this was last summer

and yes i have no pants on

not wearing pants is the best

i drank a bottle of arizona sweet tea mixed with 100 proof vodka and then had like 4 shots of kraken rum and some of a sidewalk slammer.


i woke up the next day with dicks drawn all over me

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvg-ug9CvE[/url]

yes i thought of that exact bit when i was writing out what i had to drink.

luc was so drunk he thought he was looking at a reflective surface

hahahaha

i just noticed the fist hahahah

[QUOTE=Luc214;18454496]
i woke up the next day with dicks drawn all over me[/QUOTE]

oh so ur the dude in the group who everyone wants to draw dicks on

anyway we all know u just posted the pic cuz it has legs in it

[QUOTE=adbforever;18454544]luc was so drunk he thought he was looking at a reflective surface[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I didn't take the pic tho

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18454686]oh so ur the dude in the group who everyone wants to draw dicks on

anyway we all know u just posted the pic cuz it has legs in it[/QUOTE]

Naw thats the only time its happened to me and I didn't know the people that well. One of em was mels ex mappy haha

Sam looks like he could draw a good dick.

[QUOTE=adbforever;18454544]luc was so drunk he thought he was looking at a reflective surface[/QUOTE]

:lol:

i bet he fucked that girl too

her legs look like my ex's

you can only see like 10% of them

[QUOTE=adbforever;18454805]her legs look like my ex's[/QUOTE]

:lol:

dear god

adb's migrated towards the online persona of "macho-adolescent"

pity hes feminine enough to successful tranny

[QUOTE=adbforever;18454805]her legs look like my ex's[/QUOTE]

Lolwut thats my friend Mel, she's black dude

post a pic of her ass

Mel is the shit, real talk.

one of my exes, Katy, always talks about how I'm her favorite ex and how funny I am and that she really used to love me. so i'm always like "well do you want to have sex?" but she has a bf :(

i was hanging out w/ dis 1 girl i dated a few days ago and she poured me a hueg glass of vodka and then went and changed into mad tiny shorts and started talking about sexual situations and turned what was "our song"

i abstained because im a bitch

katy is a christian and really conservative. i can't believe i ever dated her in the first place.

wasn't very punx of me

and mappy, why didn't you fuck her dawg

watwasursong

a cute widdle emo song uve never heard
[QUOTE=blockhead;18455009]and mappy, why didn't you fuck her dawg[/QUOTE]
cause idk she's always high strung and we're really close friends so that would end up weird

and mostly cause i'm a bitch and always second guess myself

lol literally the only thing i had in common with katy was that we both liked the beatles.

which is probably the most likely common interest ever

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18455022]a cute widdle emo song uve never heard

cause idk she's always high strung and we're really close friends so that would end up weird

and mostly cause i'm a bitch and always second guess myself[/QUOTE]

smh mappy

samuel martin hooper

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18455032]smh mappy[/QUOTE]

this is why i've only ever sexed one wimmin

i'm a total bitch and i don't want to hurt peoples feelings and have an unrealistic fear of rejection

but idk i know this girl really really well and she's on the rebound and i know she does shit she regrets when she's drunk

I think this is the girl you've talked about before the slightly mental one. In which case fair enough.