that, and to always have a towel handy.

i still have lots of drunk to get tonight

i'm starting to become sexually perverted again

lame, i thought i got over that

you did? :confused:

well i mean there were a couple of phases where i wasn't constantly perving on chicks all day

but now im starting to get back into that crazy **** where i have to check myself to stop from even checking out ugly girls and really young ones

mm

no good

the young girls part is the only one you need to be worried about otherwise perv all day

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17604447]well i mean there were a couple of phases where i wasn't constantly perving on chicks all day

but now im starting to get back into that crazy **** where i have to check myself to stop from even checking out ugly girls and really young ones[/QUOTE]

I do this to both the woman and her slutty 14 yr old daughter next door I would like to have a threesome with them both.

Perving on chix all day wouldn't make me feel insane if I was still in high school

but im in community college so it's always girls like six years older than me

and i do have this bad habit of looking over random scene chicks' myspace pictures

sometimes the best pickup line is to just look at a girl from afar and wait til she makes eye contact with you then follow with a smile

if youre not a creepy looking adb then it can oftentimes lead to a hookup

I'm so creepy looking

it just occurred to me to start smiling at people the other day

i think people get this impression that i'm a very lonely unhappy person

smiling is a wonderful thing

i'm a pretty happy go lucky guy i just can't always bother to show it in my facial expressions

yeah i used to be pretty stoic but once i caught the smiling bug

it'll creep up to me sooner or later

I always smile at girls it does wonders for me nowadays

yeah they love it man

i'm sure there are some cute girls i could **** around here some where

i just need to gather some new ones because all the original ones hate my guts now over some insensitive comment or another

story of my life except i always get around to the gathering new ones on a weekly basis

of course i do the insensitive comment thing on a weekly basis so said gathering is necessary

due to the element of people i hang around, the only girls i usually meet are ditzy preppy fifteen year olds

naturally jaundice don't want these

i thought thats what you wanted?

uh no i'm primarily into older scene girls

does not compute

just become a tab dealer i never got more scene girl slightly confuzzled sea lion than i did in that 2 month period

hah yeah older scene girl doesnt really exist after 18 they become the apple store indie chick or whatever

lol i love apple store indie chick types

[QUOTE]just become a tab dealer i never got more scene girl slightly confuzzled sea lion than i did in that 2 month period[/QUOTE]:lol:

dude im surfin around facebook right now and i went to check out one of my ex girlfriends and it appears shes become an apple store indie chick, straight bangs and everything. ew.

all my gfs were like that to begin with

i dont find it very attractive. she used to be hot too. the only good thing i had to think about looking at her recent picture was 'well her tits havent gotten smaller'. they still looked great btw.

I'm not nearly as into it as i used to be but i'll always have a soft spot for hipster chicks.

its mostly the bangs. i really dont like bangs on chicks for the most part.

rarely a girl gets them right and it looks good but yeah

short hair with bangs is totally my thing

almost as irresistable as the pink hair and yellow teeth combo

i prefer girls that listen to whatever the radio feeds them theyre usually the hottest

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17604513]short hair with bangs is totally my thing

almost as irresistable as the pink hair and yellow teeth combo[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://www.glogster.com/media/2/5/35/5/5350542.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17604516]i prefer girls that listen to whatever the radio feeds them theyre usually the hottest[/QUOTE]yeah girls like that can be pretty hot but only to a certain point

where as there's pretty much no limit to how attractive a crazy hipster slut can be

i cant tell if that picture is going forward or backward in time

yeah its all a matter of perception i just dont find hipster girls to be all too hot not that i wont give them the pipe if theyre looking for it mind you

idk i guess it's just a personality flaw of mine

i'd probably be more successful in life if i was into annoying 15 year old red heads like my frienz are

well im full as **** form chinese food and beer think im going to get to sleep one of my best friends is coming into town tomorrow so i need to be on my a game tmrw later alex and mx lurkers

and tyler

later bro

discontinuing lurking to say laters